Bad Counsel

Sound Bites "Humor helps us cope with dark topics." "Corellian vibe, what the fuck is Corellian?" "It's all performance, right?"

Sound Bites "Humor helps us talk about what we’re afraid to say." "Consent is the foundation of any good relationship." "Role-playing can really improve your social skills."

Sound Bites "It's fantastic to be defibrillator free." "Less than a five on crazy, not worth the risk." "This is what retirement is gonna feel like."

Sound Bites "Your Tim voice, yeah." "You monster" "We don't do bullshit like that."

Sound Bites "Your Tim voice, yeah." "You monster" "We don't do bullshit like that."

Sound Bites "My buddy has kidney stones, and it was so bad." "He has a string hanging out of his dick." "Humor helps navigate difficult conversations"

Do yourself a favor and listen to Gregg's story near the end of the podcast!

Sound Bites "Our projected bill is only $62 now." "It's just better design, that's all." "AI is starting to do amazing things."

While Gregg relives the glory of his teenage years, the crew gets to work and covers a wide range of topics, including one of the most obvious and bizarre medical devices coming out of China

Sound Bites "Fifty five bucks, Jesus." "Vocal fry is really annoying" "Most girls are annoying in many ways"

Sound Bites "The longer you date, the more the roles shift." "I think it's impressive and I..." "These are subtle anyway. I'm sorry."

Sound Bites "You're not dead." "Yeah, right." "What is an anal fissure?"

Sound Bites: "First time ever I've seen Bert embarrassed. Never." "The Odyssey. Yeah, it was the Odyssey." "Penelope, yeah."

sound bites "Three weeks is pretty quick" "Shotgun approach to comedy" "Turn your love around"

Burt: "For two weeks in Ireland, it was perfect weather that never happens. And I was stuck indoors the whole time, except for one Saturday in Dublin." Katy: "We carried our computers, microphones, everything to California and didn't even use them." Gregg: "Coming back from vacation sucks. All the relaxation gets sucked right out of you when you have to go back to work." Tim: "I was trying to prov...

Sound Bites "Greg told me I looked good today." "To lose a decade, that's crazy." "That's the worst place to poop."

Notable Quotes: "Can you manage your shit without alcohol?" "Trust issues with non-drinkers — social signals are strong." "The worst place to poop is a traffic jam, no contest."

Sound Bites "There you go." "Blood sees blood." "You have that."

Sound Bites "Ha ha ha ha ha." "That's awesome." "Ha ha ha ha!"

Sound Bites "I think it's fun." "Hehehehehe." "Which floor?"

Blah blah blah

Sound Bites "That's awful." "That's fucking awesome." "Eating people bad."

Sound Bites "I want evidence." "Getting old sucks." "Yeah, it's a lot."

Sound Bites "No, sexually, no." "That's a good idea." "Go Seahawks!"

We are weird sometimes