B & H Gold

Tubby and Tatty get together again to talk comfy trousers, beaver trip hazards and small spuds

The Mike and Bernadette Winters of pointless woffle are back with thoughts on the Olympics, from cup tossing to introducing pregnancy as an Olympic discipline

B and H celebrate Christmas by doing what they do best. Cheery if useless banter, songs one likes and the other doesn't and generally celebrating their friendship by having a go at each other.

After a short break due to Beth's really not being bothered, the gruesome twosome talk TT, car driving dogs, the British Isles of Galapagos and Phil ****ing Gawne . .. 

B is in the hot seat for a mastermind round on rubbish and rude cracker jokes, H has some unusual Christmas present suggestions, and all the craic about Kate Bush . . .

Rubbish customs associated with eating mince pies, naming toilets after Cornish towns, the world's dirtiest man and Vanilla Ice.

A bread Han Solo, bum moves in chess, Ben on repeat and the smell of meat. In fact, all you really need to know this month .  . . 

A happy hat story, constipated scorpions, loo-side reading, sunny smiles and - god forbid - Taylor Swift

They're back out in the sun smiling at life and ignoring all the nasty bits. B and H talk rude names. a cussing parrot called Roy, whistling genitals, a couple of bloopers and useless mnemonics. Mostly from Beth.

How not working can bring excellent results, blocking loos with phones, artificial intelligence or possibly none at all and can garlic be pornographic? 

Grave robbing badgers, making yourself feel cheerful, the joys of cream cheese on everything, sunny smiles and Barry slams it to the left . . .

Mystic veg, sunny smiles, how to embarrass yourself in an act of random kindness, the perils of synthetic teats and one of us is shaking that ass. It's not H.

A dog that looks like Ed Sheeran, a woman who married a rag doll, Nancy's boots and Amy has the dope - according to Dave anyway . . 

B & H in the TT garden with a smiling cat, a pornhub priest and John Holden's helmet . . .

A sunny smile, some silly but true stories, a good samaritan and feel good foods. Oh - and a big fat hen.

B and H with some cheery talk . . quirky stories . . sunny smiles . . comfort food . . and music which makes you smile.  That's it . . . . .

Coming Soon - B & H Gold . . a few minutes happy banter with Beth and Howard about anything and everything which makes them smile.