Audio Bits by Stephen Bracco

Three alumni of Saint Francis High School for Boys learn how just far away salvation can be.

Artsy NYC type Francis is threatened with being replaced by a more profitable version of himself.

A Sunday night family phone call. A father discovers his son is more morally corrupt than even he could have imagined. Comedy.

Part 3 of "A Tree. A Rock. A Car." A summertime audio portrait of small-town Glen Hollows USA, in 3 parts. The Narrator from Grover's Corners' "Our Town" gets a job (no benefits) narrating "A Tree. A Rock. A Car."   3. A Car. The Narrator returns as an angel to deliver the final episode of this 3-part audio portrait of Glen Hollows USA.   Title inspired by Carson McCullers' classic short story, "A...

Part 2 of "A Tree. A Rock. A Car." A summertime audio portrait of small-town Glen Hollows USA, in 3 parts. The Narrator from Grover's Corners' "Our Town" gets a job (no benefits) narrating "A Tree. A Rock. A Car." 2. A Rock. The Narrator from Our Town suffers a mortal injury when he falls off Misery Rock at the center of Glen Hollows in this second episode of a 3-part audio portrait of Glen Hollow...

Part 1 of "A Tree. A Rock. A Car." A summertime audio portrait of small-town Glen Hollows USA, in 3 parts. The Narrator from Grover's Corners' "Our Town" gets a job (no benefits) narrating "A Tree. A Rock. A Car." 1. A Tree. The Narrator from Our Town dodges falling trees in this first episode of a 3-part audio portrait of Glen Hollows USA. Title inspired by Carson McCullers' classic short story,...

Proof of God from a lifelong criminal.

Buttons the Boomer Blathers on Gender

Dude going on democracy.

When Poochy the guard dog bites Brooklyn artsy type and beach house guest Chaz on the hand during brunch, hosts Sharon and Remy debate whether it was Chaz's artsy-fartsy elitism or his lack of wholesome values that inspired Poochy's attack. Chaz insists Poochy just hates his new belt. Will peace be restored to brunch before everything gets cold? Find out in "Beach House Poochy" by Stephen Bracco

Summertime audio play! Lounge outside, put on the earbuds and let this comedy wash over you like a watery wine cooler. 45 mins. When Newark NJ homeowner Robin pays a New York City actor to portray him for an impending police visit, Robin's nearest and dearest prefer this new and sexy Robin over the original, and Robin struggles to keep his place in his own swiftly changing world. Enjoy this witty,...

Scam Trial! Witch Hunt! Support Joey the Finger, our beloved local maverick.

Buttons the Boomer Blathers on about Gender. Satire.

Nepotism is the most profitable family value, so says 1980s mega movie star and theatre royalty Alek Papakakis! Satire.

More thrilling adventures of Poochy, the patriotic MAGA mutt. Satire.

Fancy and Joey discover the magic of having rich friends during the holidays.  Inspired by O. Henry's classic short story, "The Gift of the Magi" (1905). Hannah Howzdy as Fancy and Brent Whitted as Joey. Special guest star Jeff Bezos. More Fancy & Joey: https://youtu.be/uUf0b9JGRPA https://youtu.be/xjmclbVLfa4 https://youtu.be/ev1OJwsT13A

Reading less these days? The new iZAP eye scanner retrains your brain to endure the work of reading again. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we ha...

Buttons and Smoky! Sponsored by the Sanctimony 5000 Food Processor.

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The War on Thanksgiving! Buttons defends the old, best values.   NY Times article: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/17/nyregion/thanksgiving-parade-nonbinary-lgbt-protest.html?unlocked_article_code=1._kw. MfFA.a50RXdbeXL1S&smid=url-share

Buttons teaches us about the value of forgiveness.

A dood feeding his cat ruminates on democracy. Satire.

Vermont leaf-peepers rile the locals. Buttons chimes in. https://youtu.be/BsdkgpGWfGg?si=rBQjV7IId4agI1W1

The poorest of the poor have become a special interest group. Buttons explains how to combat it.

The threat of migrants seeking sanctuary in neighborhood churches and ruining local property values.