Amateur Prose

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Join Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob as they dive into the secret world of Porchball and discover how it rescued the arts forever. From a porch on the Louisiana Bayou to... well, another porch on the Louisiana Bayou, this is a tale you won't be soon to forgot (or fully understand, to be honest). Music featured in this episode includes "Aggressor" by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com. Conta...

An astonishing, cinematic adventure of poultry proportions. CONTENT WARNING: This episode of Amateur Prose contains detailed descriptions of cartoon violence, mild blood and gore, and some rude language. Music featured in this episode includes "Aggressor" by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com. "BIRD CRIMES" game created by Grant Howitt and Xalavier Nelson. Contact us at pineapple...

Okay, this is actually a banger guys. Not only is this a fantastic story filled with iconic characters, devastating betrayals, and ideologies pushed to their limits, but it is also filled with some of the boys best riffs yet (IMO). So come join these non-fiction fellows on this morally gray journey of excitement and tribulations! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.insta...

Welcome back dear listener! We have missed you! We will be the first to admit that its been a little bit between uploads this time, soooo... yeah... sorry about that! This week, we somehow make an Indiana Jones anime movie, and work through the woes of creative differences. We are happy to have made our timely return, and hope you enjoy the episode! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagra...

Swinging into action this week is quite literally the greatest cross-over ever created (in video gaming). Combining the best of everyone's favorite webhead, an adorable pencil-sized robot, and the cold vacuum of space, we hope you enjoy our take on this one of a kind game. Grab your controllers and enjoy the game... err, show! Check out the trailer Jacob made on Insta! Contact us at pineappler...

Lizards? Microwaves? Oracles? Nothing is as it seems in this episode of Amateur Prose, in which Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob accidentally design the next classic Disney Princess movie. Look out, Pompeii - we're coming for you (again)! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.you...

It's the one year anniversary of the podcast! With a year's worth of experiences and lessons under their belts, the boys decide to ignore everything they learned and try and recapture the 'magic' of an 80's classic. Kick back as these Amateur Pro's reminisce on the previous year, ponder the benefits of sequels versus prequels, and collectively forget how eggs work. Episodes...

Behold! The Reign of Taylor Swift has come, to last for evermore ! In this week's episode, a young girl named Red embarks on an adventure to make it to the Taylor Swift Era Tour - the Era Tour - where her reputation will be put at stake and she must prove herself to be fearless in the face of an attempted government coup. Will she prevail before midnight strikes? Speak now or forever hold your...

Buckle up this week, because Amateur Prose is in person for the first time! Recording together in the back of Peter's car, the story boys came up with a classic tale of a world wide pandemic and a ghost with the cure. Well, maybe not the most iconic story set up ever made, but dang it, this kinda works! This episode is short and sweet, so sit back and enjoy the ride! Contact us at pineapplerel...

Exterior: Night You are walking up to the front of your old podcasts new place. The podcast may live in a new part of town, but you know the people inside are what never changes. You slowly approach the front door and hesitantly hit your knuckles across the door. *knock knock* Door opens, revealing the podcast you know and love. AP: "Oh hello! Listener its so good to see you! Yes, come in, co...

What would you do for love? What would you do for a friend? What would you do if you loved your friend? These are questions only Peter, Jacob, and Fletcher are qualified to answer! Listen in to hear exactly what our answers are, and how little white lies can lead to a 26 hour long road trip that spans from Little Italy, Vancouver to the Mexican boarder. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Inst...

Have you heard the tale of the Smoon? I thought not, its a tale not told by the histories, although that is intentional, so it's not your fault. This week, Peter, Fletcher and Jacob journey to the Earths hidden lunar partner, where a sinister plot is afoot. Who are the heroes? What is the Smoon? And why are they trapped in a mall? Find out in this exciting episode of Pineapple Juice! Contact us at...

We may be in dangerous territory with this one. Of course, it wouldn't be a Pineapple Juice holiday special without being at least week late, so this is no exception! In this Valentines day episode, the Pineapple Juice Crew tackle the toughest Rom Com set-up ever. Will they succeed in bringing the love, or will this romance lose its luster? Listen to this weeks episode and find out!  Contact...

Video game logic is harder then it seems! In this episode, Peter, Jacob, and Fletch struggle with making the idea of respawning inside a closet a 2 hour long action adventure; where your best friend is the main villain, and you are trying to stop the good guys. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channe...

We laugh way to much in this episode. Despite the boys best efforts, nothing can prevent this story from being a stones throw away from nonexistent! However, where story may lack, hilarity is found in spades. So kick back, get ready for a gut wrenching good time, and enjoy the show! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitt...

This week, the boys are creating THE greatest anime of all time, and it's not anything you could expect. Join Peter, Jacob, and Fletch as they craft this epic episodic tale that crosses between dimensions, validates the existence of cryptids, and brings together three unlikely friends who need to get a loan.  Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapp...

Merry Christma- (looks at calendar) ha- Happy New Ye- (looks at calendar closer) Oof, well who needs a proper date to celebrate the Pineapple Juice Christmas Special! In this timely and appropriately uploaded episode, Jacob, Peter, and Fletcher take a timeless tale and warp it into an inappropriate and violent take on the origin of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer. So grab your hot cocoa or some othe...

Due to a time anomaly, its Jacob and Peter hosting this week, and what else is there to do but talk about a topic near and dear to their hearts; both of them! Yup, its Dr. Who time, and this episode covers controversial topics like who the REAL best companion is, why David Tennent is basic, and how time travel can hurt our feelings.  Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://...

In this bonus episode of Pineapple Juice, its just Fletcher and Peter joshing around, throwing the ol' pigskin, and talking about story stuff. Sit back and enjoy a casual pineapple-side chat. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA Tik...

They say names have power, so maybe gambling away yours is not the best idea. Listen as the boys procedurally generate this epic tale of loss, the coolest names, and a high stakes game mind poker! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGy...

What do you get when you combine Tron, Ant-Man, and a discount Clint Eastwood? Well, the story boys spent this episode thinking about that very question! Take a listen to find out how this all makes sense, and uncover a world of government plots, shaky gunslingers, and a mind-flair balrog! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https:...

The boys are back! Join Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob as they hop into another hairbrained story. This one is a trip, taking you to China in the early 2000's, where our main character is trapped in a 9 day long traffic jam, and that isn't the end of her problems. She is also being hunted by a Kraven the Hunter knock-off! How will she survive? Can she win the day??? Well, I guess you just have to list...

With lots of tangents and side-bars, this episode gets as sidetracked as a golden retriever trying to chase not one, but two balls! Speaking of, Fletcher, Jacob, and Peter push through their own distractable natures to craft a tale about a dog trying to save his owner. By dog, we of course mean a witch's familiar, and by save, we mean saved from being deleted out of existence by evil imps sent by...

Tonight, on Pineapple Juice, the boys make it their mission to craft their darkest story yet, filled with themes of loyalty, deception, and a lot of death. So grab your snacks and put on your imagination hats, this tale takes us to the deepest depths; over 20,000 leagues below... Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter....