Allen At The Movies

Listen to a white man talk about a movie criticizing how white people only praise and celebrate black trauma!

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Frankenstein's monster was a conventionally attractive woman instead of a monster? Yeah that's this movie.

I watched one of the saddest movies I've seen in awhile and this is me talking about it. Now go hug your brothers and tell your dad you don't want their life.

Hey look I'm back at this again! Today I went and saw the new romantic comedy Anyone But You and this is me talking about it.

Michael Bay is back on his bullshit with this one, but it also feels....perfect. get to the theater and watch this movie!

I went and saw the TERFs new movie so you didn't have to. And ooh boy you shouldn't.

Internet rejoice! There's a new Sonic the Hedgehog movie out and it's just as fun and charming as the original!

The Lost City is a lot of things. Mostly it's a movie. And here I talk about it.

They made a new Batman movie so naturally I had to rush out and watch it.

When it's Oscar season you probably should watch the movie that's nominated for the most Oscars this year right? Well here's my thoughts on Power of the Dog now available on Netflix

Tom Holland tried to be Indiana Jones using a clip show of video game cut scenes. Uncharted is that movie.

A story of Channing Tatum and a dog. That's really all there is to this movie. You like dogs? You like Channing Tatum? Well boy howdy do I have the movie for you!

I don't know what I can tell you about the movie Moonfall that you can't already garner from the trailer. It's a movie where the moon....is evil.

Kenneth Branagh has made another Hercule Poirot movie and this is me talking about it and butchering Poirot the entire time. It's delightful, unless you speak French and then I'm sorry.

Today I started my Oscar hunt with the new Guillermo Del Toro movie Nightmare Alley staring Bradley Cooper. And these are my thoughts on it.

It's January so that means more new horror movies in the theater! So today I went and saw the soft reboot of Scream! This is where I talk about what I liked and you listen to the show and then we both get something out of it. So go listen I'll wait right here.

I wanted to release this episode before we got too far into 2022 so here are my favorite movies from 2021!

Welcome back for 2022! Tonight I sat down and watched the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie Licorice Pizza! Which features zero licorice and not even a slice of pizza!

The movie some 30 years in the making is finally here and it's....fine. listen to me talk Ghostbusters Afterlife and a few more things. I only bring up my new cats like twice!

Today I went and saw the new Edgar Wright movie Last Night in Soho and I promise you this won't be the last time I do. A bit of a warning I get a bit weird here.

James Bond went pew pew pew bang bang. Explosions happened. It was super gritty and real. Listen to hear more of these excellent statements.

It's Marvel season! And with that I finally got around to seeing Shang Chi! Growing up I loved martial arts movies and it's so great being able to see that come back to the big screen in a big way.

Well spooky season is right around the corner as the crisp autumn air starts coming out so it felt only right to go see the new Candyman movie.

Today I was finally able to see one of my most anticipated movies of 2020, Free Guy. And even as an unapologetic Ryan Reynolds homer I have to say it was a lot of fun and creative almost to a fault.

As Summer comes to a close it means we are diving head first into biopic season and there might not be a better one than Respect, the Aretha Franklin biopic.