After the Tabletopalypse

"When I grow up, I want to be a taser" - Carl, probably. Content Warnings Guns Injury Bad gun safety Death Mentions of ableism Like infinity "bear arms" jokes Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode... I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode... Content Warnings Injury Poisoning Guns Trigonometry Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

LIQUID FIGHT!!! Maurice is back and there will be chaos. Hang on to your bucket and/or assless chaps. Content Warnings Blood Death Overwhelming emotion Penis jokes References to porn Gross phlegmy noises Extended tangent about spiders (from 43:15-44:50) Doing math bad Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

It's time to ask the hard questions, like "What is the nature of reality?", "What year is it?" and "Why do so many people's names end in -ice?" Content Warnings Mild body horror Anxiety / emotional exhaustion Corporate-speak Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

This week, the story of how we narrowly escaped a room in order to get to another room we'll probably have to narrowly escape from. But hey, at least this room has books! Content Warnings Discussion of how you would torture a liquid Blood Jokes about bondage and leather Underwear Famous people named Carl

We have reached PEAK BUCKET. We have also reached a warehouse. Tune in to hear about Red's past and where narwhal-jetskis come from. Content Warnings Jokes about dismembered body parts Discussion of cannibalism An intentionally vague allusion to sexual misconduct That feeling when you are your own caltrops Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Is it time for lore drops? A little. Is it time for trolley problems? In a sense. Is it time to explain how solar systems work? Oh hell yeah. Content Warnings Guns Existential themes Mentions of genocide Blood Memes that are no longer topical Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

We're getting closer to some answers, and hopefully farther from bears with guns. Join us as we miscommunicate our way towards learning Facility lore. Content Warnings Guns Bodily fluids Hands with too many thumbs Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Our characters are intrepid explorers growing ever closer to the answers to their questions. The players, on the other hand, are the kind of people who get distracted from the sound of gunfire by the nuances of making tea. Content Warnings Drugs/alcohol discussion Illness Vomiting/emetophobia  Gunshots The Monty Hall problem Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Things that we dive into this episode: the Facility, different units of pressure, HR practices, Pirates of the Caribbean, and whether Carl could mind control someone. Things that were actually part of the plot: mostly just the first one. Content Warnings Heights/falling Illness Bodily fluids Feet Death Vomiting/emetophobia  use of the word 'moist' Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick...

Interesting things are going down. It's us, we're the interesting things. Let's go spelunking! Content Warnings Heights/falling Brief bondage reference Bodily fluids Discussion of crushing Fire Inability to come up with a joke content warning Meta-humor Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Who says that a trippy dream sequence can't advance the plot? Not us, that's for sure. It's time for both meat and our characters to go into mysterious holes. Content Warnings Meat Bugs Brief drug reference Innuendo Blood Heights Insinuations about duck behavior Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

We emerge from The Facility to find the world changed (again). It's time to get existential... and distracted... and hungry. Content Warnings Death/afterlife discussion Hunting Discussion of butchering Overextended metaphors Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Everything is coming down around our ears (at least, for those of us who have ears), but that doesn't mean we don't have time for both hijinks and musings on the way out, right? We definitely have enough time? Content Warnings Overwhelming emotion Discussion of being crushed Description of animal death - timestamp 24:52-25:27 to skip Immigration bureaucracy Violent death Distress / moral injury So...

Our characters improve, but the madness stays the same. Join us as we answer the important questions like: "What happened to Maurice?", "Who is the party rogue?", and "How close are we to the long-awaited Carl Reunion?" Content Warnings Discussion of being crushed Death Insects  Zombie sounds Pee Overwhelming emotion People who talk by singing Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spur...

This episode goes from barbershop to rescue mission in 45 minutes flat as we continue our search for the other half of Carl and begin our flight from the consequences of our actions. Content Warnings Insects Suggestive tentacle jokes Threats of cannibalism Fatal building collapse Use of the word "thrusties" Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Carl is taking "finding himself" very literally, and dragging everyone else along with him. It's time to explore the Facility, and start seeing how deep this bucket hole goes. Content Warnings Discussion of cannibalism Immigration bureaucracy Anxiety High speed collision Not getting to use the cool idea you had because someone else thought of it first Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by N...

This swamp is deeper than any of us thought--both literally and in terms of the number of plot hooks it contains. Also, Carl is NOT made of pee. (he just looks like it.) Content Warnings: Pee Leeches Kidnapping Threats of cannibalism Dismemberment Poor understanding of fluid dynamics Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

There's nothing better than a session where you only roll well. This is not that session. Content Warnings: Discussion of death and decay T hreats of cannibalism Kidnapping Vehicle chase Combat including knives and acid Probably getting that Narwhals song stuck in your head Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

We may have just survived our second apocalypse... The only thing we can be sure of is that Corrin doesn't know what "omen" means. Content Warnings: Death Fire/immolation Large insects Mucus Lawyers Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Sometimes in life you have important questions to answer. And sometimes you have questions like: what happens when I try to talk to an incorporeal carrot? Content Warnings: Electrocution D iscussion of zombie apocalypse Discussion of death/graves Assless chaps Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

The world ended. So... what now? Days after waking under a strange, starless sky, Corrin, Carl, and Aksheth attempt to get their bearings in a place that makes no sense. Content warnings: Brief description of apocalyptic events Mentions of death/graves 9/11 jokes 7/11 jokes Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

After the Tabletopalypse is an upcoming actual play podcast with an entirely randomized plot. Our second trailer features a peek at our player characters. Our premiere is coming next week, 11/10! Subscribe to keep up with new episodes. Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier