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The boyz run it back and discuss The Running Man from 1987 (again)! Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at  actionboyz.biz !

Enjoy this un-paywalled episode of Shadow Wolves from April 2025! The boyz discuss what they’re reading and watching before getting into Top Secret! (1984). Cold open video Top Secret trailer

The boyz discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at  actionboyz.biz !

The boyz discuss Dark Angel aka I Come in Peace. Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at  actionboyz.biz !

The boyz discuss The Serpent and the Rainbow. Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at  actionboyz.biz !

The boyz discuss Planet of the Apes (1968). Enjoy weekly episodes and bonus content at actionboyz.biz !

The boyz discuss The Lawnmower Man.  Check out every episode of the podcast (including new video content) at actionboyz.biz !

Excited and anxious I await my dream To escape, applaud And embrace my team Opening day I always can trust It’s just for this high That I crazily lust Return of our hero Does brighten the days Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze The grace from the field Arouses the crowd Reflects on the days When I was quite proud I’m more entranced Than the average fan I used to play, you see And I kno...

Ok ABZ Boyz and Girlz it's RONIN this week. What a goddamn treat! De Niro is fucking bringing it - was Stanger able to get past him not being sexy enough in this one? Will anybody be able to understand what the fuck Stanger's issue is with De Niro's sexiness? Well, sexiness aside this movie is a winner with an all-star cast, world class stunts and big boy car chases. The prefect movie to launch a...

Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven."  Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey in drag and Tommy Lee Jones doing Two-Face, is a cook. Good thing this cook is an ex-seal, with...

Thank Crom for Catwoman. Without her, BATMAN RETURNS would be mostly disgusting Penguin and his dumb plan. This movie also benefits from Christopher Walker's weird turn as Max Shreck, and Andrew Bryniarski's truly incredible performance as his son, Chip. The only bummer is that because the movie had so many press conferences in it (at least 18) there was not much time left for Batman in...

Become one with the Action Boyz, they will be your eyes, strength and cunning for the time honored classic, Beastmaster. The Boyz marvel at the simplicity of the story, the LA actor/waiter "feel" that Marc Singer brings to the role of Dar, and the fact that probably EVERY animal was harmed during the making of this feature. So strip down, oil up and put on your eyeball ring cause Maax is killing k...

The ABz enter the small town of Jasper, which is located on some kind of small lake or river where everyone can see each other at all times, bouncers are like nationally known rock stars, and Gabrus is comforted by the amount of fat guys that populate it.  Road House is a masterpiece that follows the dramatic principle of Chekhov's Monster truck: if in the first act you introduce a monster tr...

"Well what do you wanna know?!? That they're afraid?!? That for the first times in their lives the Action Boyz are afraid? Afraid that their rationale for picking Rocky III as their "Thanksgiving" movie doesn't makes sense. Afraid they got too specific about Clubber Lang's apartment situation. Afraid Gabrus was too in to Rocky's funeral attire as a young boy. If you're afraid this episode is "gonn...

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" If you're like the ABZ, then that quotes and so many others are permanently burned into your brains. It's BATMAN this week, the one that started them all. Basinger is smoke show, Keaton's amazing, Nicholson is a fucking genius, Wuhl's killing it, Hingle is at the top of his game, Hall couldn't be better, Hootkins is hitting home runs but Micha...

Put down your sketch pads ActionBoyz boyz and girlz, the nude model that your drawing is trying to trick you into attending an event for Chinese democracy tonight. You should just stay home and watch this week's pick, RAPID FIRE. Powers Boothe becomes Brandon Lee's dad by the end of the movie - for no reason. Brandon Lee showers in the kitchen sink and The Boyz pay tribute to him and his tragic de...

The ActionBoyz break down the many timelines, accents, and homoerotic undertones of the 1986 classic, Highlander. Rodgers gets too excited about recognizing a bar, Gabrus shares what he says during climax, and Stanger's son shows up.  Feel the stag!  Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers&nbs...

Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers  HERE .  Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment.  And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line <extreme sly stallone voi...

Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers HERE . Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line <extreme sly stallone voice> Who Knows?