Above Deck

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 13 Episode 3 of Below Deck. Topics include: Kaylee and Matt’s morning after, bin mistakes, rich hippies, Capt. Kerry unhappy with Alex, Fraser’s AI assistant, guest demands, AcroYoga, turndown wine, Rainbeau forgets snacks (AGAIN), Melani not happy with Rosa and Sen dropping the jet ski harness. During our Traitors discussion we talk about Steel Magnolias, the Victor...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 13 Episodes 1 and 2 of Below Deck. Topics include: new crew, new boat, the dangers of Thailand, Rainbeau’s PTSD, Kenny Flowers, a peanut allergy, Taylor Ann Green, TJ Dinch as a prospect for Fraser, the HEAT, waving like on White Lotus, the layout of the boat, Rosa upset with Rainbeau, fans?, the talent show, James looks like Chase, the juicer, the anchor debacle, Ca...

We are off this week so we are sharing some of our favorite Patreon clips from the past year. Topics include: Ladies of London, college swimmers at Kelli’s hotel, lip stain, In The City, Heated Rivalry, Kelli’s birthday, The Valley, summer camp in New Jersey, people who don’t like us, Kelli’s noir makeup, shirts for cast members, Taylor Swift Deep Dive, Murder She Wrote, Shawn Ireland, musical ins...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 18 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: the drag show, kabobs, Massi’s crush, the flight attendant, Sarah’s bedazzled maraca, Leah singing with Brandi Carlile, Nathan’s toast, a Joe and Kayley tiff, suckers, Kat breaks up with Coop, Gen faking it till she makes it, Luke’s disguise, Gen throwing red wine, Nathan and Joe’s talk and crew departures. In Hot Tub...

In this throwback Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 2, Episode 6 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Season 6 reminders, Malia’s big makeout night, why Capt. Sandy has others take the boat off the dock, ONIONS, being blocked by Adam, weird table decor, the primary sending back onion-filled plates, running out of vodka, Hannah and Wes go provisioning and food sitting in the sun. In Hot Tub Convo w...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 17 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Gael talking to Joe in the van, Gen being nice, Fire Island, Sarah’s NYC plan, hairless men, Battery Park City, eating raw meat, breaking the 4th wall, protein, Joe and Nathan’s talk on the bow, water activities, Aesha’s gift to Capt. Sand and Luke calls Joe. Then we talk about episodes 3 + 4 of THE TRAITORS. In Hot T...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 16 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: hollow bones, a bedazzled blow up doll, the Croatian Sensation, Aesha babysits, a Gen reckoning, an awkward dinner with Gael, Joe and Coop’s bromance and Gael’s van confrontation. Then we get into the first 2 episodes of THE TRAITORS. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss an upcoming rewatch episode (Med S2, Ep6), a photo of Jo...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 15 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Gen’s meltdown over the flowers, Swiffer dust mops, Kat on service, blow up doll in a wig, Gen and Luke’s texts, the fake food, Play-Doh, Massi’s age, jobs at age 16, Nathan punishing Joe, Capt. Sandy asking for Joe’s schedule, washing Joy’s clothes with the rags, a marine biology lesson, the blue cave excursion, Doog...

Sarah and Kelli talk to Max from Below Deck Med Seasons 8, 10 and 11. Topics include: a fleet of boats in the South of France, hypnosis, meeting Grant Cardone, balancing spiritual pursuits and business, his thoughts when he got the texts from his father, a manipulative woman, a money laundering scheme, 90-Day Fiance situation, hiring a guide in Tunisia, old cars, the rescue mission, a tiny dog, be...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 14 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: FaceTiming charter guests, Massi’s arrival, Jeff’s reaction to the show, an update from Max, Grunge Night, Gen’s wrist issues, the police, Burberry, marking Kayley’s brother’s anniversary, hugging shirtless men, a night out, Massi’s age, Aesha’s dance moves, parrot dancing, pillow noodles, a new deck schedule, night s...

Sarah and Kelli are joined by Ryan Bailey from So Bad It’s Good. Topics include: BravoCon 2025, Below Deck being the #1 show on Bravo, Southern Charm, Reza, Ryan’s history with Reality TV, the Hannah-Sandy feud, the current season of Med, Kat and Coop, Max’s wild storyline, RHOC, Shannon’s balance, Vicki’s return, why the early seasons were magical, Threads, RHUGT, Kyle and Mauricio’s reactions to...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 13 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Max’s departure, continued Joe and Nathan conflict, Santa Claus, No More Tangles, staying on the dock, Jeff = No Fun, a fashion show, sink plunging, a Cartier necklace, crepes, and preview thoughts. We talk to author Erica Hendry about her new book: Let’s Not Go Overboard Here. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss online Med s...

Sarah and Kelli talk to Kat Johnston from Below Deck Med. Topics include: Nova Scotia summers, what she’s been up to since filming, moving to London, how her mom got her to Croatia, pop culture references, Gilmore Girls and who Rory should end up with, her WWHL appearance with Galyna, Joy’s chocolate chip cookies, her friendship with Kayley, which Taylor Swift describes her Below Deck season, her...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 12 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: the pasta redemption dinner, Cooper’s “secret”, Akira One hats, Nathan’s return, our own bachelorette parties, how to tell Nathan about the new system, Aesha’s party, a refresher on Anastasia, Capt. Sandy and Hannah explaining how they came back together, Joe’s pent up energy and Max coming to Captain Sandy with a fam...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 11 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: the arrival of Max, Operation Secret Relationship, Gen’s new pursuit, hungry charter guests, a water toy scramble, tiny food, Kayley and Joy’s rough dinner, a tender emergency, Cooper’s dad’s boat: BANANA HAMMOCK and Nathan’s text to Max. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss being on The Bravo Investigator Podcast to talk RHUG...

Sarah and Kelli talk to Kayley Smith from Below Deck Med. Topics include: climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge, her twin sister, the boat she worked on after Akria One, the sky dinner, being on WWHL, the Game of Thrones theme, her situationship with Joe Bradley, dealing with Gen, what Joy’s crew meals were like, Aesha’s support, hanging out with Katie Flood, VPR and being true to herself. Thank you,...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 10 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Old Hollywood dinner, dinner service without Aesha, all hands on deck, Joy’s hands, throwing lines, the Josun, Gen’s attitude, dinner in the sky, Coop and Kat’s relationship, a Frozen reference, Joe’s test, a pirate morning, Cooper’s lightsaber, Muppet Treasure Island, The Santa Maria on the Scioto River, a day off, A...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 9 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Nathan and Gael’s situation, “sunnies”, Captain Sandy’s idea, Zen Gen’s color aura, tattoos, deck team tension, safari dinner, Joy lonely in the galley, Nathan’s back injury, band camp, the Green Cave, Coop annoyed with Nathan and the mid-season trailer. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss our Chef Joy interview getting postpo...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 8 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Cooper’s inability to to keep a secret, Furries, Suzanne and Will, the night docking, Sugar Baby, Luke packing and Coop’s reaction, Luke’s inspirational speech, Gen’s plan to not be negative, Kat and Coop’s relationship, Gael and Nathan struggles, the night out and the windy night. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss Nata...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 7 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Sugar Baby, Amy the Matchmaker, Joy’s one-liners, the bachelors, continued sheetgate fallout, a call to Norma, Kelli getting flak online, dog hats, the picky primary, Luke’s apology, Billy calls his gf, Coop’s medical emergency, Joy’s distress, horseback riding and Luke to the bridge. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss our up...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 6 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: thoughts about our Joe Bradley interview, Gen and Luke’s miscommunication, Gael feels alone, Aesha and Nathan helping w/ Luke’s dinner plan, Joy keeping her guard up, the love triangle crumbles, the news of “Sheetgate” spreads, the matchmaking charter, Sarah’s party trick and Nathan learns the truth. In Hot Tub Convo w...

Sarah and Kelli talk to Joe Bradley, deckhand from Below Deck Med Seasons 9 -11. Topics include: working in the French Riviera, and update on his mum, his friendship with Cooper, Liverpool, being present, Joe’s advice for Luke, the status of his relationship with Nathan, his desire to have a sit down with Gael, his biggest regret, going to therapy, hurting V last season, taking accountability, wha...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 5 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Kelli’s b-day, the title of this episode, Nathan’s sheets, games of Gen, Cooper’s Rules of Dating, 90’s hair, the Charleston handshake, “Deck Daddy”, 2 excursions in 1 day, Kat’s Game of Thrones tour, low chairs, dragons from Harry Potter, Fatal Attraction and Gen and Luke’s late night talk. In Hot Tub Convo we discuss...

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 4 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: our Med Watch Party July 27th, A-hole Joe in the bridge, love notes, dark dinner, escape room, Joy’s ring, Kat’s Gilmore Girls childhood, Now and Then, The Sandlot, the $50,018 tip, the night out, Coop

Sarah and Kelli discuss Season 11, Episode 3 of Below Deck Med. Topics include: Aaron Karo’s Ruminations email list, Nathan’s hot head, only children, Joe’s issue with Gael, the night out, Kelli’s theory about dance partners, Cooper’s skincare routine, Kayley not wanting anything serious, Johnny Damon’s baseball career, Aesha picks her 2nd stew, Adis leaving, Gen’s love Post-it note, the crew deal...