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"Live by the Jameis, tie by the Jameis." Dan asks Pat Mahomes to weigh in on the college sports debate, Amin stops by with his Weekend Observations, Zaslow questions Justin Herbert and the Chargers, and Chris nominates himself for Balls of the Week.

"GET OUTTA TOWN!" Dan is infuriated by the Jacksonville Jaguars' sloppiness despite their win in London, but no one was sloppier than the Washington Commanders, who made Mike Tomlin throw up in his mouth and gave Chris Meyers a moment to shine.

"What if Geno Smith's a Viking?" And what if Malik Willis was a Chief? And what if Jordan Love was a Bear? And what if Caleb Williams was a Commander? And what if Jayden Daniels was a Giant? And what if Jeremy was Malik Willis? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

Nick Kostos joins the show as we break down all the chaotic storylines heading into Week 5 of the NFL. Is this sudden wave of player injuries a genuine crisis or just the annual media narrative? Are two AFC West offensive coordinators on the absolute hottest seats? Over in the NFC North, the Chicago Bears sit at an unexpected 2-0 without Caleb Williams, gearing up for a high-stakes statement game...

"Alright guys, glad we got it out there: EVERYBODY WOULD BANG TINKER BELL!" If there's ever been a sports show, THIS is a sports show.

"My mother told me, 'You're great'..." Jessica Smetana is here to talk WNBA Playoffs and the wild world of College Football, but Dameshek has a hypothetical that gets us down a path we may never return from. Plus, Amin has a genuine question: what's wrong with Dave Dameshek?

"That's a good apple, man." Before he performed some T-Pain at karaoke last night, Amin took a trip across the street to watch the Miami Heat preseason game and had a realization: Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Heat are really f****** good. Plus, for Mike Ryan's birthday wish, Dave Dameshek and Roy Bellamy recreate Jonathan Bailey's sensual audio version of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Today's cast: Amin...

On this episode of The Pitch Clock, the guys face off in a high-stakes "Postseason Decades" baseball trivia draft covering hits, home runs, and RBIs across MLB history. Plus, MLB Network's Adnan Virk joins the show straight from the airport to preview the Division Series, break down the dominant Tampa Bay Rays, and analyze if the Milwaukee Brewers can pull off the ultimate postseason upset.

"I put together a Top 5 List of things adults stop doing for no damn reason..." When did it become taboo to bust a move?

"Milwaukee with the thu-thunk, thu-thunk, thu-thunk." We have our own personal Little Shop of Horrors with Jason Benetti as he brushes off claims of being both a prick and a coward, hears Chris and Jeremy's limited fake Jason Benetti doing limited fake Boog Sciambi, sings Flock of Seagulls, and goes on a ride through a washing machine.

"Who said that?" Moises Alou was wrong about how he handled that whole Steve Bartman thing, right? We have a big controversy with the Bucket thanks to Amin, and Zaslow has called Jeremy a "fickle commissioner." Plus, tax aprons, being a smarter fan, and a future Nick Saban documentary.

"Don't let the good door hit ya where the good lord split ya." Despite the crew's insistence that it SHOULD matter, David doesn't think low-payroll teams making the World Series will impact future CBA negotiations. Plus, KAT faces the horrifying second apron, Tom Cruise has a flop, Michael asks a College Football question, and Amin is amazing.

"Uh, start stop start spreadin' the rnews." Farewell to the Yankees, farewell to Lionel Messi, farewell to team chemistry mattering, farewell to having fun, farewell to the word 'news' being pronounced properly.

"Wall." David Samson and Jeremy Tache recap last night's insane games across MLB including a HR that wasn't at Yankee Stadium, a HR that was robbed at Petco Park, and the Dodgers continuing to cruise.

D.L. Hughley lives and breathes comedy, but the story behind his new memoir, Charlie’s Boy, is no laughing matter. D.L. opens up about growing up in South Central Los Angeles, finding salvation in comedy, and writing a book to tell his late father everything he never could. He also shares wild stories from the legendary Kings of Comedy tour—including the $1,000-per-minute penalty jar- and the time...

"I have a renewed confidence in my tooth, man." JuJu has arrived with some headlines we missed from today's show and his Top 5 James Hardens in all of Sports. Plus, a look back at today's Polls.

"What show did I just join?" I'm sure you may have, at some point in your life, thought, "Huh, I wonder what it would be like to hear Greg Cote and Jonathan Zaslow perform a dramatic, sensual reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula while Senator Cory Booker listens in via Zoom." Well, guess what, my friend? Today is your lucky day.

"No, those are milk duds." Tony couldn't be more excited to have Tow Mater back with us as our Celebrity Prognosticator, and he's got some hard-hitting questions. Also, for whatever reason, Greg Cote has a real issue with dudes named Ben.

Content Warning: This episode will discuss Tyreek Hill and the alleged domestic abuse of his pregnant wife. If you or a loved one has ever been the victim of domestic abuse, call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1.800.799.7233. "I am embarrased." Nick Wright joins the show to discuss his gambling winnings and the success of his Chiefs, and that leads him, Dan, and the rest of the crew to...

"You will not wriggle away." Visit catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com, a very interesting website that many people are talking about. A local sports anchor snuck 16 Greg Cote Catchphrases into a newscast. That's catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. Joanthan Bailey recently recorded the sexiest damn audiobook you've ever read with your ears. Again, catchphrases.thegregcoteshow.com. The Tyson chicken man...

"What a douchenozzle!" Ball doinks, more points! JuJu has some rule changes, updates on The Polls, Show Awards, and a Joker of the Day.

"I can live with the violence." Penalties are an epidemic, Wemby is a galactic fascist, and Chris calls Tony 'plum dumb.'

"I don't trust a decorative ladder." 'Uncle Dick's Rough Riders' owner, Uncle Dick, has a list of Uncle Dick's Dirty Dozen. There will be no further explanation.

"As I won't." Chris is feral with his Top 13 Scorers in Miami Heat History, Dan is excited to celebrate his Rays and their beautiful brand of baseball, and Greg and Zas rip LeBron for refusing to live in Philadelphia while claiming to speak for every fan alive.

"The Jack Strand Show with Jack Strand." Zaslow is struggling due to his stye, Cam Ward dismisses Troy, the Saints no longer have Dan's attention, and Chris predicts a "let down" for the Bengals. Also, is Tyler Herro a Top 15 scorer in Miami Heat history? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.