A hora milagrosa

"Nothing more American than lying to the American people in the moment." Salute to Kiah Stokes, but kiss my ass. Salute to Miss Cathy, but get up out of here.

"Are you happy, Hawk? Should you be happy?" The first place Cleveland Browns, the trustworthy Jacksonville Jaguars, and the affirmative 'mmm.'

"I was inspired by everything that was said within that montage." As the great philosopher J.J. McCarthy kinda said, "don't ask whatever, ask what's next," and what's next is Joy Taylor joining us in-studio, Zaslow buying ugly flowers for his wife, Tony delivering a stat that would have gotten Joy fired, and the potential arrival of a panic button for the Miami Heat.

"It's always two things when I'm here: race, and the physicality of football." Chris Cote is frustrated that Dan keeps overhyping 3-year-old soccer star Nevada, and it's time to be a REAL sports show: would you rather have the great defense of Brian Flores' Vikings or the great offense of Josh Allen's Bills?

"Born this way, dawg." Greg Cote keeps his jewelry in the microwave, and Chris Cote keeps his bread in the bank. Today's cast: Dan, Greg Cote, Andrew Hawkins, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow.

"These are our glory days." The Milwaukee Brewers erupted for an 8-run 5th inning, all with two outs. It was historic, and now they're 27 outs from their first World Series title. David and Jeremy explain how we got here, who could win World Series MVP, and the slim chances the Rays have to come back from down 3-0.

Are we watching the NFL's Michael Jordan? We dive into Caleb Williams harnessing MJ-level pettiness and debate if this 2024 QB class—with J.J. McCarthy also rolling—is actually destined to eclipse the legendary class of ’83. Plus, we unpack all the Week 7 fallout from our Winner Stand games: the Lions defending the Motor City against Green Bay, the Chiefs showing their true colors against Seattle,...

"Spoiler alert." JuJu has Joki of the Day and Show Awardi to give out, Jeremy and Tony finally get to talk about UCF's win over BYU, and Dan finally saw You Can See Everything.

"Duck, duck, goose." The Funniest Thing from the Sports Weekend is Dan pronouncing Cataurus. The funniest thing from Amin's Weekend Observations is Amin.

"Is that the opening from Doug?" Josh Pate is here to serve multiple purpi on our show today, but mostly, he's here to decide who's great in College Football.

"So, as I was saying..." Kyler Murray looks like a toddler, and Dan has thoughts on QBs throwing to random receivers, Browns vs. Titans, and bad referees, but Mike distracts the entire crew by pointing at the TVs above them in the studio.

"This is a prophecy being fulfilled." After Miami's dominant dominant win over Dave Dameshek's Pittsburgh Panthers, it's time we start asking the question: Is Malachi Toney the greatest PLAYER in Miami Football history? He had a great weekend. Here are a couple of people who had worse weekends: Aaron Glenn and Klay Thompson. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

Sports Illustrated's Connor Orr joins the show to unpack a chaotic week of NFL action. We start in the AFC North to debate Lamar Jackson's injury status and Joe Burrow's superhuman pace against a hostile Ravens defense. The slate also takes us overseas to Paris, where the Steelers face the Saints amidst intense citywide protests, before returning stateside to preview the Rams taking on Los Angeles...

"The rebounder?" It's an hour full of fantasy football, Hellebuyck trades, player hatin', and, unfortunately, Glee.

"An infinitesimal amount of loserness..." The Atlanta Dream are taking Atlanta by storm while the Atlanta Falcons have caused an internet storm. Plus, it's time for "Big Game Not a Big Game" and a duel between Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown.

"It's not a piano bar." Miami is No. 1 in the country, the Panthers are struggling, and the Heat have a must-win in Game 2, so we have an important question: When was the last time you did the Stanky Legg?

"Jeremy, it took you 30 seconds to lie to the audience." THE WORLD SERIES IS HERE. GAME 1. JACOB MISIOROWSKI. NICK MARTINEZ. THE PITCH CLOCK. JEREMY TACHE. NOTHING PERSONAL. DAVID SAMSON. LET'S GET YOU READY.

Adnan Virk joins the show to breakdown the highly anticipated battle of the top two teams in baseball. Jeremy and Adnan talk who has the upper hand in every facet of the Fall Classic, and why we are about to witness "baseball for sickos." The crew also battles it out in a high-stakes baseball trivia showdown on The Pitch Clock!

"Salute to knee replacement." JuJu delivers what will SURELY be another Thursday Thunder, and Zaslow awards his first MVP of the Day of the season.

"Put it on the poll: Are people going to watch the Super Bowl?" We found the sound Chris referenced in the Local Hour, and it's worse than we imagined.

"I gotta be honest, I'm not the drum guy." Florida Panthers General Manager Bill Zito regales the crew with stories from his time as the Milwaukee Brewers' bat boy in the 80s, and no matter how much the crew wants to talk Panthers, it always comes back to Uncle Wally, Bob Uecker, and the Brew Crew.

"I loved a little ass play." Will the 17-0 Dolphins celebrate 0-17 with a cup of coffee?

"I don’t want to hear women talking about the WNBA." In a surprising twist, Dan RUINS Chris Cote’s career. It’s an hour that will leave you aghasp. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Tony, Mike, Chris, Jeremy

Patti Smith is an icon, a wordsmith, a dreamer. But she would never call herself a musician. Patti joins Dan on South Beach Sessions, explaining why she has always seen herself as a performer, first. She speaks about her upbringing, her ability to wander as a child, and the powerful presence of writing in her life. Patti also touches on her inspirations and evolution as an artist... and how the pr...

One guest. One big question. No noise. Who Asked You is Dan’s ongoing sit-down series — no panel, no shouting, just one guest and one question, worked all the way through. In an industry where credentials once decided who got to talk, anyone with a camera and an opinion can claim a seat now, and nobody’s required to answer for it. This episode asks what that shift actually cost. Just in time to ce...