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Halloween once again gives us some great hits and misses, with Martha Stewart teaching us about something called "homeless ness" (spelling?). An insane lady Democrat called Haley Stevens has had a breakdown after Abdul el-Sayed (aka Masc Mamdani) uninvited her from an event. In the Patreon episode we WILL be discussing the new hat she's chosen to debut on election day. Congratulation...

Naomi is GLEEKING out!!!! And Ethan Klein has given us fodder. Also why is that tiktok girl dating David Harbour? Watch to find out whose catchphrase is "Take the shot"! (Clue: it's really upsetting ❤️) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan reads a letter she wrote to herself when she was 12 years old and she was really not happy with some girl called Maddie at the time. Naomi and Jordan pin their hopes and dreams on the Girls reunion/reboot/reawakening, read some texts between Jessica Chastain and Jeremy Strong, and talk about the times Selma Blair bit people when she WASN'T having a medical episode (of which there are pl...

Kelly Clarkson's gone crazy trying to buy Molly and Aaron Sorkin's gone crazy with the self tanner. We promise to one day solve the technical issues plaguing us and are making steps towards a future where our cameras are rolling the whole time. The bit in the middle is where Jordan had to put her phone in the fridge to cool it down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

In a week where we're being bombarded with horrible news online, Naomi put Jordan in charge of topics and we talk mostly about rye bread and moths. But guess what... it was magic ❤️ Jordan tells Naomi who's starring in Woody Allen's latest movie and who Mariska Hargitay's mother is (mostly unrelated). Plus, we find out Jesus is a mustang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Taylor Swift released new songs and a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts is in shambles in a way that can only be described as CIA-adjacent, courtesy of a certain hijab-inspired secular accessorization. Never in recorded history have two women survived so many technical difficulties. If there's a subject in the tile that we don't discuss in this ep, it's because it's on the exten...

Naomi and Jordan finally weigh in on the Ed Sheeran saga (his cameo in the movie Yesterday) and go on many tangents that stress Jordan out. Also, the CONverse CONtroversy, a burner account that may or may not belong to Channing Tatum, and the REAL reason Himalayan rock salt is pink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lady Gaga is a mother, Shailene Woodley's in trouble for communicating in a healthy way, Sydney Sweeney's on the board of a sportsbetting company, and a muscular non-white baby may or may not have eaten a live mouse. It's all happening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode Jordan and Naomi are in a state that is hard to describe. We recorded this the day the trailer for the Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes doco came out. You can imagine how it had us riled up. We also discuss Earle meets world and the drama with Alex Cooper's UNWELL empire. Bit of Stella Lefty chat too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about Dolly Parton and the response to her passing, Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Festival, and Anne Hathaway's many crimes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan and Naomi are together again as they chat about Love is Blind UK, Kacey Musgrave's big sparkly balls and PLENTY MORE!! Love you xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEADS UP! In this episode we discuss a murder trial that is making the rounds on tiktok and instagram. That conversation starts at about 30 min in to the ep and wraps up at 42mins <3 In this episode Jordan will treat you to her stitch impression. THE GALS ARE BACK! Naomi is feeling so much better.. We're talking about the Dobby grave, the D23 summit, some other shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Jordan invites you into the world of One Night Only and Naomi continues nophogust with gusto and determination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode we talk about that new horny basket man movie, Wicker. We also catch up on cast members of The Valley and Vanderpump rules and Naomi is doing NOPHOGUST!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi mocks Jordan about her eyelash tint history. We get into a couple of RHOSLC divorces and talk about a new romcom coming out called 'one night only', LETS GOOOOOO! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan breaks news to Naomi that our queen Lexi has left Saint Satine! Naomi does gotcha journalism and we of course talk about jimothy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode, sponsored by Vyvanse, we chat about a lot of things. It kinda darts through a few subjects but Naomi did finally watch The Fellowship of The Ring <3 <3 <3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello!! Correct, yes we are mainly just talking about the taylor and travis wedding. Just unpacking some thoughts we have about it, YA KNOW!! Also Patti Lupone is on a BOAT somewhere in the OCEAN with GAY MEN (we hope). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE'RE HERE AGAIN BABYYYYYYYY Naomi breaks down why Tom Sandoval is back in the news, Jordan talks about Layla (secret lives of mormon wives) coming out as bi and we just have a great time all round. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan announces her abandonment (in location only!!!) and we talk about Olivia Rodrigo's new album and festival. We also talk about disgraced Try Guy, Ned Fulmer!!! Love you all xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everyone it's us. We're back again with another episode omg we're having fun. We get into sport (as per, this is the number 1 sports podcast) and also Off Campus. Have a great weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HEY!!! First record since Jordan went to Bali and Naomi had surgery! We're stronger than ever. We cover a lot in this ep but mainly Specer Pratt's Mayoral run, Guy Fieri not eating and Lizzo's new album. At some point we talk about winnie the pooh too. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're talking HBO's The Dark Wizard, we're talking Drake's new albums, we're talking Brian the billionair AND we're talking pizza. What more could you freaking want? Also Naomi chats a little about her upcoming surgery (which is in the past, she has since had surgery and is recovered and WELL) Love you all xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Jordan gather to bank a few episodes before Naomi has SURGERY and Jordan goes to BALI! We're talkin' PK/Dorit AND John Travolta's look at cannes.xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay Jordan has been catching up on the Summer House drama and is absolutely hooked. Naomi is watching Couples Therapy so the girls are, naturally, giving out unsolicited relationshop thoughts. Also Naomi has really upset Jordan with her bad bunny/james kennedy dream :( Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.