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THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by good friend and podcast host Morgan Mizell (The Big Humble Podcast and The Definitive Rankings of Everything) and they talk about their trip to Buffalo Wild Wings for ALL YOU CAN EAT wings, Willie's trip to Stockton CA, Dead and Company at The Las Vegas Sphere, Double Down bar in Vegas, Steven A Smith, Gambling at the Pool Party Sports book, other Las Vegas...

THIS WEEK: Playing sports as a kid, Willie hurt his leg, Fights in Baseball, Going to Ireland, Guinness, The 50's, Slap wars, Boeing Whistleblowers, Person with the most toys wins, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes firs...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Torio Van Grol (Don't Tell Comedy, Hesby Street Podcast, Joke Off) and they talk about when someone else loses a loved one, The Van Grol's live forever, Getting your wisdom teeth removed, Ball doctor vs Brain doctor, Seattle comedy underground, Willie saw someone do crack for the first time, LA Bingo Vs NYC Bingo, 7-11 Door Guy, When...

THIS WEEK: Netflix Is A Joke Fest, The world's chillest Schizophrenic, Ketamine Therapy, Being a drug lab rat, When Willie did DMT, The new DARE program, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. Help su...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Matt Lockwood (Comedy Store, Big Humble Podcast) and they talk about a lot of stuff I'm not sure how to write in the description without getting flagged but here we go. Diversity hires, Adult Theaters, Things you can't do in public, Brian Cohee, The Wall Game show, Visiting an adult store, the history of holes of glory, and more! A po...

THIS WEEK: Willie's new haircut, barbers and barbershops, Getting your cervix tattooed, Not knowing where ribs start, lying to your doctor, Eric is finally getting his windshield fixed, My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student, Bad public schools making you do word searches, The upcoming Eclipse Party in Texas, Bad investment tips, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headli...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and cannabis enthusiast Mike Glazer (Glazed, HBO, Team USA Gold Medal, Comedy Central) and they talk about Wikipedia rabbit holes, The big omission from the Iron Claw movie, historical figures as wrestlers, Not knowing things is fun, The Twinkies defense and How to be a good lawyer, political comedians, Mike's crippling phone slot machine app addic...

THIS WEEK: Episode 200, Retiring in Thailand, Eric wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, Willie wanted to be a professional football player, Architects, Declassified documents, Redacted Mad Libs, Conspiracy Theory Game Shows, We need more walls, Epstein's chef was a BBQ chef, After game snacks as a kid, Favoritism to the better kids in sports, Testing into Grunt in the military, Paul Revere's house, and mo...

*Reuploaded. Accidentally deleted THIS WEEK: Hostage movies, Bring back idiot movies, Viagra may help against Alzheimer's, Medically using leeches, TSA for people who know how to fly, Drinking on a flight, Bleak stand up shows during lockdown, Base camp, hiking mountains, Eric's neighbors get rescued, and more!  A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Wi...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedians and hosts of the Gravy Baby Podcast, Drew Morgan (Comedy Central, MTV, The View, wellRED) and Carmen Morales (HBO, Showtime, Hulu, IFC) and they talk about Pepsi Jet Guy, McDonald's coffee burn lady, Boring people ruining drugs, Dueling Podcasts, Neurodivergents, Mark our podcast producer, The cancel comedians articles, Ruining magic, The guy who...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and frontman Shapel Lacey (Comedy Central, JFL, Lesser Known Characters Podcast, Mad Peaceful) and they talk about Ryan Pumper Bus Humper, The underbelly of Hollywood, Diddy, Katt Williams interview, white bullies, Doomsday Prepper Uber Driver, Stand up in small towns, We need the passion of people who are wrong, The Internet gives you niches of re...

THIS WEEK: Willie's trip home for the holidays, Representing yourself in court, Boeing 737 Max grounded, Drug gangs take over Ecuador, Heater over 1,000 degrees, Ways to lose your hearing, New Epstein list, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of eve...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Steve Furey (Comedy Store, E! Co-Host of Dating #NoFilter , World On Drugs Podcast) and they talk about comfort wear, Touring with Bert Kreischer, Showering at school, Public pools, Heavy Metal Cruise, Forgetting your set, Edible Mushies, Microdosing, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Will...

THIS WEEK: Meat packers ruining the Amazon, Child Labor vs Prison Labor, Finland named happiest place on earth, Landlords in LA, The Economy is for Rich People, Election year, Bad Dog Mayor, Otter war crimes, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of e...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian John Hastings (AGT, Comedy Central, BBC Radio, John and Dylan Online Podcast) and their conversation is all over the place! They talk about Inside Comedy Baseball, The Conspiracy Theorist Friend of the group, American History vs British History, Boarder Walls, Twitter vs Tumbler vs Substack, Kings of (open mic) Comedy, Freestyle Rapper admits to mu...

THIS WEEK: Happy Birthday Willie, Cam Barge, C&ck Fantasy Camp, Monica Lewinsky wants younger Presidents, Lauren Bobert Beetlejuice, People watching Corn at work, Good at bad jobs, Jeff Bezos runs the world, AI takes over Influencer jobs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most press...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian and podcaster Kelly Ryan (Night Coop Podcast, The Comedy Store, Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about Side Dishes, Getting out of bad conversations, Dating Comics Vs Civilians, Gate Keeping in Comedy, Austin's Sixth Street, Vancouver Washington, Simpler Times, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up come...

THIS WEEK: Rave ambulance, James Bond relapsing, Opioids, Alpha Brain Hangovers, Ukraine fell off, Adderall, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Bryan Vokey (Concrete Kicks Podcast, The Kyle Dunnigan Show, Roast of Alec Baldwin) and they talk about Simone Biles Masterclass, Comics of the past, Old Money Vs New Money, Bryan being a teacher during an earthquake, Willie's auto shop teacher, Bryan starting therapy, Prison celebrities, Military bases, and more! A podcast from two comedians who o...

THIS WEEK: Immigrating, Food appropriation, Rap Rock bands sound like English food, Metal music used to fight Orca whales, Boredom is why we do most things, Mr Beast philanthropist, Eric can't make it a day without hearing about Taylor Swift, Horse breaks free on airplane, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman t...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Ramsey Badawi (Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about the importance of your eyes, using sunscreen and umbrellas would get you picked on, Getting leg extensions, reduction surgeries, Ramsey's dad, Other jobs we should've done, Jury Duty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and E...

THIS WEEK: The Robot Uprising, Driverless cars, child labor vs robot labor, Gambino Family Members Arrested, Crocodiles Get Turned On By Helicopters, Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes fir...

THIS WEEK: Eric split a fly in two, Cryogenically freezing people, AI can see our dreams, We've been doing a lot of crimes against nature, Having heightened senses, Deaf people movies, Willie went to the DMV, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of e...

THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by their good friend, comedian Cam Bertrand (AGT / Dry Bar Comedy) and they talk the the new NPC Girls craze, What actually happened to JFK, When DMX tried to be a dad, Jay Z should go back to his roots, Meth never got a music genre, Cast iron skillet myths, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Si...

THIS WEEK: Eric got a 3 Day Pay or Quit notice, Willie got All You Can Eat Sushi, Willie's last time eating Taco Bell, Rite-Aid Sued for Opioid problem, We try Fruity Pebbles Popcorn, Los Angeles approves robot dog cops, John Wicks and Fast and The Furious', and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman talk news, socia...