2 And A Half Jabroñes

The Jabrones are BACK! We've graduated to a youtube experience, but we haven't forgot about you, podcast listeners. Here's the audio from last week's episode, without interruptions.

The Jabrones are BACK! We've graduated to a youtube experience, but we haven't forgot about you, podcast listeners. Here's the audio from last week's episode, without interruptions.

The sound guy is back! #FreeJosh is over! This week the boys welcome back the sound guy and bask in the glory of competent audio engineering! They also talk about bush, clean buttholes, children's talent shows, and rehash ridiculous arguments from last week.

Wake up honey, our favorite 4 idiots are doing a movie review! Heavy spoilers inside, but come listen to Gabe, Emi, Braulio and Rollzy discuss thier thoughts on Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

In this week's audio nightmare hellscape, the boys talk about Gabe's lack of a towel, El Salvador, get into a heated debate over fairy wings or leprechaun hats, what actually constitutes swimming, and so much more. Also we need a new sound guy.

HISTORIC edition of 2.5 this week. All 4 boys are back, and we debut the Jabrones News Network, Tease Jabrones at the movies, talk about our up and downbeats, Emi and Braulio's fight with a horse whip, and Gabe doesn't tell the amazing story about how a police standoff almost derailed the podcast tonight.

With Emi on the injury report (Day to Day) with a fever, we press on with Gabe, Braulio and Rollzy! T's and P's to Emi. This week the boys talk about conspiracies, food, race in sports, and tack on a lil extra at the end as a bonus bad beat! Big thank you to Bri for some updated cover art, Owen for singing the intro, and please welcome Emma to the team as our Tik Tok feed manager. We'l...

With Gabe feeling under the weather, the rest of the crew presses onward towards glory! This week we talk about the NFL draft, how much of an asshole Rollzy is, how the annoying new Snapchat AI chatbot is and Bud Light. Emi brings his hottest upbeat in the history of the show, and we are introduced to a special guest host! T's and P's for Gabe, hope you're feeling better soon brother!

In part 17 of the sound check blooper chronicles, Emi can't figure out an ipad timer, and Caitlyn comes home at exactly the right time to cameo on the pod.

In a special edition, long form interview The Vanilla Gorilla details his future plans in the army, his name change from Vanilla Gorilla to El Toro Blanco, and explains the hows and whys of his decision to enlist. Special thanks to Owen for letting us all in on a very important moment of his life and giving us a glimpse into how he decided to dedicate the next few years to serving our country.

A wild Vanilla Gorilla Appeared! Owen joins the boys as they talk about springtime, car mirrors, artificial intelligence (no wait... it was social media laws) and so much more!

Have you wondered what happened to the sound guy? Have no idea what the hell #FreeJosh means? Don't you worry your pretty little head, we got you. One of our faithful listeners asked the right question and we have the answer. #FREEJOSH!!

Another HISTORIC edition this week, as the boys unveil a new slim and trim format! We respect your time, and our sanity as we spend an hour talking about regrets, NBA load management, shit Carl Gary says and many more off topics. In an unprecedented move, Emi has given us his philosophical hypotheticals in advance for you to weigh in on before next week's episode! 1. Is someone's ability t...

If you guys want to know how much fun it is to record with Emi... just listen to him absolutely DOMINATE this weeks mic check.

On this week's historic pod, the boys rap about Mount Everest, trans rights, empathy and the worst customer in New Philly history. As always thank you for your support, and we're still knee deep in the #FreeJosh movement!

After a week off the boys are BACK with a historically long marathon edition of the pod, with special guest Cooper Sharp! The big man with the small hands joins the boys to discuss a variety of topics that do NOT include the former president being indicted in New York. We talk baseball, the future, vacations, embarrasment and lots of other things. Thanks for your support, and donate to the #FreeJo...

With the boys on spring break we bring you our first conspiracy theory themed episode.   Vanilla Gorilla believes birds ain't real?   Emi thinks we're living in a simulation?  Gabe raps about JFK.  Rollzy connects the dots from 9/11 to Russia?   All this and more as we dive on down the rabbit hole of internet conspiracy. 

HISTORIC edition of 2.5 Jabronies with a HISTORIC announcement, a sad announcement, and so many dumb conversations.  Sound quality isn't ideal this week because of an untimely suspension due to academic ineligibility, but we try to stay funny as fuck.   Talk shit, get clicks.  Thanks for your support!  

T's and P's go up for our fallen brother Emi... who's out with a cold.  Stepping in on short notice is the man, the myth, the legend; The Vanilla Gorilla!  Owen joins the boys to talk about shooting himself in the leg, his traumatic dinner conversations with his parents and his fitness journey.  Owen also blessed us with an opening jingle that for some reason Gabe shitted all over,...

This week the boys talk about life.  All aspects of life.  Every aspect.  If there's an aspect of life you're interested in we're talking about it.   Big thank you to Big Josh sitting at the kiddie table making us sound better each and every week, and thank YOU for your support as we sit in the dungeon and talk about nothing for 2 hours a week. 

New producer Josh mans the soundboard as he tries to drag the boys out of the audio dark ages.  A tight and wet 90 minutes of freezing cold action.  Featuring hot takes, shit Carl Gary says, UpBeats and much more.   Thank you for your support and follow us on social media...  Insta: 2.5jabrones Twitter:  @2_5Jabrones TikTok:  Coming Soon.  Maybe.  We'll see....

HISTORIC!  New mics, new equipment, same ole Jabrones...  This week we talk a lil about the super bowl, some industry talk, our bucket lists, the moral conundrum of banging a clone of your girlfriend and much much more!  Check it out!  

Social Media Manager Skyler stopped by after recording to let us in on HER bad beat!   Hilarious story from Skyler here, hope she's all dried out by now and can laugh about this.  

This week, Braulio explains why he loves his girl in vivid and graphic detail while the boys respectfully give him the space to fully express his feelings.  We also talk about pooping on the floor, we have another George Santos update, some actual hot takes and a HISTORIC announcement!   Hit us up on twitter:  @2_5Jabrones and Insta:  2.5jabrones  TikTok coming soon! &nbsp...

Rollzy finally gets convicted in A-hole court, Emi once again makes us contemplate the meaning of our existences, and the boys rap about their bad beats and lukewarm takes.  **Now with improved audio.  Kinda.  Still a work in progress.**