Try Not To Die

Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.  Join our Patreon! We're putting up basically everything but our nudes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris “Crashing”...

The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries. Come join our Patreon community! We are up to real silly stuff over there. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
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With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
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Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world. If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “The Underdark...

Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new. Join our Patreon, where we have bonus episodes, livestreams, and the downloadable soundtrack! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Mouse-squeaks” - Shyguy014 “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-so...

As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours. Join our Patreon community, where you'll find bonus episodes, our after-show, downloadable musical tracks, livestreams and more! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “In The Rain” - Swo...

The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Soun...

An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone...

[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies Enjoy this sample of what our monthly Content Surge looks like on our Patreon! We'll be back next week with canon episodes. Sound Effects: Cracking-earthquke-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - Uagadugu “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering...

Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore? Join our Patreon community to hear the aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "School-hall-1.14" -...

A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia! Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword C...

Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
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Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard. Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, music from the show and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “...

Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia.  Become a part of our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-...

Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train.  Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings  "Device powering...

Showtime! Gorgonzola applies for night school, and Larry Dilbert is the victim of identity fraud. Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Town Square Daytime” - Sword Coast Sound...

Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch. Become part of our Patreon community to hear The Afterlife, music, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast S...

Book Three! Leaving behind Captain Styx, Cicirose, and the crew of the Feral Free, Gorgonzola makes for land, diving headfirst into an unclear future. Join our Patreon community for our after-show, bonus episodes, musical tracks and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Splash sw3" - Setuni...

Zola spends her last day on the Feral Free with her favorite crew members; a foul trick is played; and Captain Styx makes a gamble. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: “Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Calm Sea...

Fleeing from the Kuo Toa and their underwater caverns, Zola and Captain Styx return to the Feral Free. Flambé proves she is more than a chef; Zola knocks on Cicirose’s door; and her dreams continue to be mysterious and deadly. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Boo...

After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zola preps some caviar, and the ocean is a cruel but beautiful mistress. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito...

CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean) Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sou...

Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi....

The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Metalrattle...

Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audi...