Try Not To Die

Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly. We just played a brand new TTRPG over on our Patreon- go check it out! Lisa DM's! Noah plays! It's a little silly! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Crack-glass” - 13...

As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member. We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "The Underdark" - Sword...

On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally). Thank you for helping us get to SIXTY canon episodes!!! Come listen to even more on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” -  Al...

With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss. (We're so excited to be back! Come join us over to our Patreon to hear us discuss this episode on our weekly aftershow, The Afterlife.) Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast So...

What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess. Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK! Sound Effects: "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Sword-Clash-and-Slide" - Fun with Sound "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound,...

Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone. Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week! If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magica...

Part one of a two-part canon special. Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum. Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. So...

(CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!) Erza and Gorgonzola place one last bet as they begin to wear out their Balderheim welcome. This is our last episode until late Jan/early Feb! If you start to miss us, check out our Patreon where there are livestreams, aftershows, bonus episodes, a...

Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea. We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa! We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music...

Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas. Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second-ever Frostjoy Special on December 24th, then we'll be taking a short break while we plan and record the next arc. Expect us back for our... TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Thank you for all your support, and if...

Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always. Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Small Marketplace”  - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Entranc...

Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets. Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  ...

Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter. Hey- we are trying to make a Try Not To Die Musical Episode over on our Patreon! Come help us reach that goal? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects:   "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-crack...

Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart. If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blas...

Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study. If you'd like to support our show, the best way is to join us over on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Fairy Dust...

Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention. If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes...

Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival. (THANK YOU for supporting us all the way through our fiftieth episode! You guys are the coolest. If you would like to support us further, consider joining our Patreon, where we post bonus content every single week!) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:...

....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die! Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters. Thank you to our incredible guest, Ashley Goodwin! If you missed us during the break, become a member of our Patreon! You'll never be without sweet, sweet bonus conte...

Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire. We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridante...

Part II of Book Three's Finale. The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo   “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Ice...

Part 1 of Book 3's Finale. Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl
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Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting. Come join our Patreon, won't you?! You give us money, we give you fresh, tasty sodes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Areskutan-mountain-bro...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided. Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh  "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explo...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project. Join our Patreon community! We're halfway to our stretch goal of making a MUSICAL EPISODE! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon! $1 a month and we will shut up about ad stuff Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "sparks" - erh  "lightningcrash" - n...