The Hake Report

From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start (0:02:43) Intro (0:05:44) 🎥 Sebastian Telfair, NBA star back in the projects (0:18:56) 💬 Super: Burns on the Couch, post on X (0:21:00) 📞 JOHN, Houston: BQ, a...

From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It’s Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 11, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers (0:04:03) 🎶Hey, guys! (0:06:31) Can’t stop greatness… (0:08:18) 📞 JAIME, Minnesota: Obama’s ACA subsidies (0:13:47) 📞 JAIME vs RONNIE: Defending the ACA, won’t admit it’s wrong. (0:17:12) J vs R: Stand...

Justifying Obama’s “marriage equality”? Chesterton’s Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers. The Hake Report, Monday, November 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:16) Hey, guys! Yellowstone tee, Nat’l Parks (0:04:58) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dems caved. ACA not good. SNAP reform. Economy, Tariffs. (0:08:32) WILLIAM III: Nigerian Chri...

GUEST: Crishaun, been awhile! Handling crime like men! Boat strikes, immigration. Mamdani: We needn’t tolerate communism! NJF is angry! The Hake Report, Friday, November 7, 2025 AD LINKS: Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon of The Misfit Nation https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:50) GUEST: Cr...

Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington’s farewell. Nick: “It’s the women.” The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:14) Men’s Forum at BOND in L.A.! (0:05:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! Get your stickers! Or not! (0:09:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie mask-off yesterday! (0:12:38) HADEN: “End of MAGA”? NYC, NJ, VA, CA P...

We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama’s division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! (0:05:56) 🗒️ Zohran is Obama (0:09:35) 📞 GREG, NY, walked NYC, pleasantly surprised (0:12:42) GREG: Is God above? (0:16:40) GR...

Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 4, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:24) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP shop tee (0:05:59) 💰 Super: Hake’s search and rescue story (0:14:46) 🗒️ Cops thanked (0:16:05) 🗒️ Election Day (0:20:12) Gerrymandering … NO on 50 (0:2...

They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers. The Hake Report, Monday, November 3, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:24) 🗒️ Sorry for saying anyway (0:02:34) 🗒️ My competitors catching hate (0:06:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:02) 🎥 Kim K denies moon landing? (0:16:19) 🗒️ Afghanistan quake, Blue...

Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls… The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:46) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Halloween, pagan? (0:12:10) MICHAEL: Israel, Carlson-Nick interview, criticism (0:18:20) MICHAEL: Trump is compromised? (0:27:00) MICHAEL: Epstein… Israel… (0:35:00) MICHAEL: Never Trump...

Love is letting go. Children of divorce. Is there one truth? Personality disorders. “Immigrant” welfare. Muhammad in Heaven? Jesus the Son? The Hake Report, Thursday, October 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:13) Disclaimer * (0:06:14) Hey, guys! * (0:07:42) Supers/Coffees: LYC, Alex: Love is letting go * (0:09:22) Mama spirit vs Father’s spirit * (0:13:19) Greggatron s/o Terri * (0...

Zohran brainwashing our Podcast Bros! Sabbath: Be quiet. Favorite Jews and Muslims? Disease activism. Pardon Ghislaine? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:02) Hey, guys! (0:06:37) Zohran Flagrant “killed it” (0:10:19) Housing a human right (0:11:55) Water and healthcare a human right (0:12:45) Food stamps. Beggars can’t be choosy (0:15:35) TERRI: Sabba...

Competitors’ interview! Below replacement rate: Out-of-wedlock culture! Squirrels and rabies, watch out! Constructive criticism for ladies. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:22) Hey, guys! PastPresentFuture (0:05:10) MAHA: Below replacement rate… “Only fools rush in…” (0:10:35) Shmorn, Competitors… (0:12:36) Assassin culture (0:15:26) Pot worse than alk...

Firefox headlines, hmm. “Matilda the Gorilla” song. Horrible trucker crash! $2K pastor was right?! George Santos’ freed. Tithing? The Hake Report, Monday, October 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:08) Disclaimer (0:04:43) Hey, guys! (0:06:12) Firefox headlines: Actor, Actress… phoniness (0:17:31) Firefox sports parents; Trump pivots… (0:24:04) WILLIAM III: Shutdown OK; Illegal trucker;...

$2K-demanding pastor?! Black men talking reparations. Out-of-wedlock irresponsibility. NBA gambling mafia scam: FBI. Firmament debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, October 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / guest-hosted JLP (0:03:00) Disclaimer / Cheese BREAD (0:08:49) F— Friday! Hey, guys! (0:11:56) RICK, VA: $2000 pastor; 10% tithe; church “accountability” (0:24:16) ALEX, CA: “Ghost in the m...

Don’t look down on anyone! My, how the culture’s changed! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Christian? Immigration, New York, and America. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:06) Supers… Don’t look down on anyone / Diwali / Disclaimer (0:07:23) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (0:09:26) WILLIAM 7: Pakistani restaurant in Yuba City, CA (0:12:30) W7: Hak...

Bernie’s oligarchy. Wannabe governess. Banned words. Hoping for an obit. Trump lights Diwali candle. Eat capybara? S— agenda. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:22) Echoes in the Keys (Beat) — disclaimer (0:04:24) Hey, guys! (0:08:21) Tax the Wealthy (0:17:41) Bernie 1993-2025 crying oligarchy … Business (0:20:15) Tech issues (0:21:51) Abigail Spanberg...

Finally, some justice in the gov’t! Never apologize. Mom makes young thief apologize! Poor hated even by neighbor! Rich have many friends! The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:52) Disclaimer (0:05:21) Hey, guys! Cool cracked ground (0:07:35) Tylenol (0:11:52) Quick Break (0:15:11) French Prez (0:18:28) Justice here for once (0:38:15) CHRIS, GA: Tip on unit...

Hake on Modern-Day Debate. Adam Mockler on JLP. NYC debate. “No Kings” protests. “Hunting stand”? Mitch fell! Nancy said, “Shut up”?! 8yo at WNBA?! The Hake Report, Monday, October 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:06:03) Side note about school (0:08:23) … Hey, guys! (0:10:47) Modern-Day Debate (0:16:29) JAIME, MN: Curtis Sliwa is based (0:22:05) JAIME: MeToo’ing Cuomo, Diddy,...

Calls: Boomer takes are out! Robert Morris is like the woman caught in adultery! Supers: She wouldn’t let go of her purse! Aghori, ugh! 🙈 More FE denial! The Hake Report, Friday, October 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:45) Disclaimer (0:04:21) Hey, guys! (0:06:50) MICHAEL, Canada: William III boomer takes (0:10:26) MICHAEL: Young Republican Telegram chat leak (0:15:31) MICHAEL: Canad...

Woman preachers! Everybody judging Robert Morris messed with one young lady decades ago. “Disciple” of JLP? Hake “sings” — “I want to be ninja” — badly. West and Japan immigration mess! The Hake Report, Thursday, October 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:26) AI music, 80s guitar: Neon Blue v2 (and 1) (0:09:42) Hey, guys! (0:12:45) MIT, Australia: G’day. BOND, PO Box 35090, L.A., CA 9003...

Busy calls, supers: Maze mess. “Integration” and ignorance. Mexican-American patriot conflicted on ICE and protests in Chicago! FE vs Obvious Globe climate. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 15, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:49) Modern-Day Debate coming up (0:05:04) Hey, guys! JLP 2024 tee (0:06:45) Time to divide: JLP and Popcorn (0:08:57) MAZE, Dayton, OH, was promised…...

Heimlich saves boy! ATV accident. Diddy’s Biden judge, an RBG clerk! Popcorn doesn’t get JLP: Time to divide. Diane Keaton and great J-movies! The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 13, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Apologies (0:02:37) Disclaimer, etc (0:04:50) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee (0:06:45) Heimlich maneuver? Girl saves lil bro choking on trampoline: CNN (0:14:35) WILLIAM III: Talking no...

Co-host: Bigg Bump on ICE incidents. SNCC 1966 insurrection at Air Force Base! Victimhood. Calls — sorry about missing some of your supers! The Hake Report, Monday, October 13, 2025 AD — Columbus Day and Canadian Thanksgiving Bigg Bump on X x.com/bigg_bump IG instagram.com/bigg_bump Truth truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP YT youtube.com/@biggbump SoundCloud soundcloud.com/bigg-bump TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) S...

Some make good neighbors; others don’t! Art from OH explains! Bernie supports the shutdown for socialism! Poor and godless society. The Hake Report, Friday, October 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:26) Disclaimer, “Oso, Hakey Bear” (0:05:24) Hey, guys! (0:08:12) JERMAINE, Canada: Asian likes Latinas. s/o (0:10:21) JERMAINE: s/o Trump… GM move Oshawa to Indiana (0:17:01) JERMAINE: Katie...

FBI, Nat’l Guard, put to good use! Everybody’s communist, until we repent. Heated argument with Grok. Katie Porter’s kid’s smile. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:30) Intro (0:03:56) Super: LYC? (0:05:26) Coffee: Anthony on Zenny (0:07:47) Coffee: Greta and Caitlin (0:09:40) review, Hake site (0:11:13) News…. National Guard in Chicago, FBI helping ICE,...