The Hake Report

Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! The Hake Report, Friday, December 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:19) 🎶 Intro (0:05:21) Super: Walking Rosco (0:08:11) 📞 ART, OH… not sure what he’s talking about. OH, Allen from MI (0:12:42) ART: Michigan Coach Sherrone Brown (0:15:52) ART: Kaitlan C...

Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft culture! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 18, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! “Not All” JLP tee (0:06:44) 📞 MIKE, CA: Thx. Wanting to impress. Family. Armenians. (0:23:05) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: W...

Australia’s “North Star”? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. “Epstein” accuser calls-in! Caller doesn’t like caller’s attitude. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 17, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:43) Hey, guys! (0:05:03) 🖼️ Polaris, Southern Cross (0:11:51) 🗣️ Steve Kerr talking after Brown incident (0:21:40) Malcolm Kerr died! (0:23:30) 💬 Super: Big...

More reaction to President Trump’s Truth Social “Truth” on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 16, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:52) Moose antlers, furry? (0:02:33) Rob Reiner vs Trump (0:04:30) Hey, guys! Hake tee. 🗒️ Jewish people divided… (0:10:35) 🎥 Aw, Charlie Kirk (0:20:54) Brandon Tatum...

Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What’s wrong with us? Emotional. Trump’s “classless” Truth? The Hake Report, Monday, December 15, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:49) 🗣️ News… (0:06:46) Hey, guys! (0:08:17) 🗣️ Rob Reiner (0:17:27) Rob Reiner’s TDS, liberalism (0:20:32) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Terrible incidents… What’s wrong with ‘...

GUEST: FreeWillfull (William) joined Hake on Modern-Day Debate on Trump vs Kamala . Is racism dying? Should we promote equity and not let people starve? The Hake Report, Friday, December 12, 2025 AD LINK: Subscribe to FreeWillfull on YouTube https://youtube.com/@FreeWillfull SEE MODERN-DAY DEBATE POST ON HAKE APPEARANCES (on Hake’s website or Substack ) 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️...

Trump’s spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history. Pro-Western Muslims lack false guilt! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 11, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:44) Hey, guys! * (0:07:21) 🗒️ 33 drinks… * (0:13:57) 🗒️ Where’s Kamala? * (0:17:06) Punchie TV correction: Trump’s spirit...

Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, “Israeli-American”? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless’ own fault? Cinnabon speech? Australia is Hamas. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 10, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:37) Intro (0:05:04) 🗒️ Billionaire MacKenzie Scott, $7B to charity (0:09:55) Hard to Applaud Billionaires? (0:11:33) Billionaire divorcées…...

Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool’s studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over “N-word” afterward?! “Cinnabon Karen” in Wisconsin! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 9, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Our Future President on Morgan interview (0:04:16) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Boomer thinking; Somalis involved in fraud (0:12:37) JAIME: Our Future Presid...

Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination: Victim-blaming! Vaxx for kids drama in the news. The Hake Report, Monday, December 8, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Pearl Harbor / Popcorn (0:04:19) Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, 60 today. Pressure wash. Benjamin Button....

Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? The Hake Report, Friday, December 5, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Obvious Globe / Disclaimer (0:05:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Complicated business. (0:11:13) 📞 JOHNNY, ME: Hi! (0:12:41) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Enoch Burke, jail, trans “they” pron...

2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle’s socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese cars. The Hake Report, Thursday, December 4, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:29) 🎶 “Mary Did You Know?” - Phil Hahn, Steve Johnson (0:06:00) 🌇 FE mockery (0:07:07) Hey, guys! (0:08:24) 💬 Supers: Greggatron s/o for G...

Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 3, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:15) Disclaimer (0:07:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:52) 💬 Supers… (0:11:21) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Cost of pennies, nickels, dimes… BQ: Affected by words (0:18:27) 📞 DEBORAH, Hermosa Bea...

Trump asks reporter: “Are you st—?” Obama-Biden’s Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence. The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 2, 2025 AD — There was no Hake Monday! 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:29) I was out! Disclaimer (0:06:52) Hey, guys! (0:08:40) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Trump: Are you st–p–d? (0:34:44) 💬 Coffees… (0:41:26) 💬 Super: Carver: IRA (0:52:38) 📞 GARRETT, NH: eyes window...

Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake “ragebait” mashup crime story? NOTE: No Hake or JLP Friday! Anchor Baby WILL be live Friday! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 27, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Supers / tha Plan (0:04:22) AJ Gallardo / Hey, guys! (0:08:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Thx, spiritual learning,...

Allensworth, CA, only with a Booker T Washington mindset. U of Minnesota target family in “Whiteness Pandemic.” The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 26, 2025 AD CLIP: Doll Test: A Black Child Asked Father About the White World (8-mins) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute Bigg Bump https://x.com/bigg_bump - https://instagram.com/bigg_bump - https://truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - https://youtube.com/@biggbump...

Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:05:03) 🎶 Intro (0:07:16) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Aloha, Subway bombing plot 2009, NYC (0:19:52) 📞 JOHN, KY: G—de in USA, South Africa (SA) (0:30:14) 📞 CHASE, TX: No justice in SA...

Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo’s telescope. Man’s union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells’ “lie” quote. The Hake Report, Monday, November 24, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:13) 🤔 Were the “survivors” criminals? (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:17) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Hello? “Is Marriage Worth It?” Debate, “Sky Daddy” (0:19:19)...

Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over white people! The Hake Report, Friday, November 21, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) 💬 Israel? (0:04:45) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:37) 📞 TERRI, OR: Candace on Charlie. Our Future President? (0:17:40) 💬 Rumble: Louis Till. Scott Ada...

Marjorie “Traitor” Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 20, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:17) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant: Porkchop on Obama boys (0:04:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:45) 🖼️ Sheila Chefilus-McCormick (0:16:36) Social safety net (0:21:48) 💬 Super: Rex: God already won (0...

Know-it-alls in “education.” Did Trump say, “Quiet, piggy!”? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 19, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:52) Disclaimer, etc. * (0:03:37) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:32) 🎥 Know-it-all prof gal vs TPUSA at Purdue * (0:12:14) 🎥 Trump: Quiet, McGee? * (0:25:44) 📞 MIT, Austral...

Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: “Infrastructure,” communist buzzword. Republicans’ Marxist roots. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 18, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:11) Disclaim (0:03:12) 🎶 Hey, guys! Twice… Jon Parfitt / Bright Lights - Come Out (0:10:57) 📞 JAIME, MN: CA building costs, state and local regulations. CEQA, NIMBY (0:21:55)...

Marjorie the queen turns “woman”! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R’d German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children! The Hake Report, Monday, November 17, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:36) Intro * (0:04:12) 🗣️ MTG the queen is fallen * (0:06:43) 🎥 MTG: he called me a traitor! “I support him.” End “toxic” fighting! * (0:18:23) 🗒️ MTG feels the Epstein victims’ pain * (0:20:14)...

Boomers’ home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks’ “repro rights.” Climate scare! The Hake Report, Friday, November 14, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:04:41) 🎶 Intro (0:06:43) 📞 🎶 MICHAEL, French Canada (0:09:49) MICHAEL: Hey boomers, we’re not lazy! INFLATION! (0:17:29) MICHAEL: Socialist? Too much money in gov’t… (0:22:45) MICHAEL: Love...

Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 13, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS 🎶 📞 🗒️ 💰 💬 📸 🎥 🗣️ 🙋‍♂️ (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:33) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:15) 🗒️ 🎥 Elon: You a taker to Roland Gutierrez (0:13:19) 🎥 Ashley Wilson, CNN: Customers on SNAP can’t afford eyebrow technician...