John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Episode 53, wherein John and Alexx manage to exist in a basement for over an hour without killing anyone. Though after the recording they burned the studio down to kill a mouse that Alexx believed to be the reincarnation of Hitler. Also they discuss Inglourious Basterds. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo … Continue reading "Episode 53 – Inglourious Basterds" The post Epi...

Episode 52, wherein John and Alexx fall in love whilst singing and dancing in the Griffith park that is the JAHS studio. AKA: The one where they discuss La La Land. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo Code “Stuff” to get a free month! stitcherpremium.com Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 52 – La La Land appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fa...

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? No? Good. Then sit quietly and listen to John and Alexx discuss Hudson Hawk. The post Episode 51 – Hudson Hawk appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 50, wherein our caped crusaders point out all the non-Ledger things wrong with The Dark Knight. Also, we answer the burning question: just, on a fundamental level, why, exactly, so serious… Enjoy! Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 50 – The Dark Knight appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this Ocean Master of an episode, John and Alexx dredge the depths of Aquaman. The post Episode 49 – Aquaman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this demoniac episode, John and Alexx plumb the depths of occult ritual to discuss A Dark Song. Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollen The post Episode 48 – A Dark Song appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 47, wherein John and Alexx turn into one another. And this time that’s not a metaphor for intercourse! Also we talked about Alex Garland’s Annihilation. Links:Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenSteph’s Podcast: https://tmituesdaypodcast.wordpress.com The post Episode 47 – Annihilation appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to this cheese eating episode of JAHS, wherein we discuss The Departed. Things are Bahston yahd, wicked pissah’ etc. The post Episode 46 – The Departed appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode, John and Alexx enter into a symbiotic relationship with a garbage fire named Venom. The post Episode 45 – Venom appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Please, accept this supplicating gesture and join us in a discussion of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The post Episode 44 – Rise of the Planet of the Apes appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Strap on your rocket-skates and join us as we slog through the mire that is Jupiter Ascending. Caine… Wise. The post Episode 43 – Jupiter Ascending appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

On this discordant piano laden episode, John and Alexx tackle Stanley Kubrick’s final film “Eyes Wide Shut.” Thankfully the episode does not end in an orgy. The post Episode 42 – Eyes Wide Shut appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 41, in which John and Alexx discuss Batman Returns. I don’t know about you, Miss Listener, but afterwards we felt so much…. yummier. The post Episode 41 – Batman Returns appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx decided to watch Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, but who really made them decide? John and Alexx from the past/future… kind of like Kate Pryde, but less genetically abnormal, and with more bookshelves. Enjoy! The post Episode 40 – Interstellar appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Accio hilarious movie commentary! Get it? Like one of the spells used in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Which, coincidentally, is the movie we comment upon during this episode. Enjoy! The post Episode 39 – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Well kids, put on your dancing shoes and ill-fitting suit jackets for tonight we go to homecoming… Spider-Man: Homecoming that is. Look, these things are hard to write. You try it sometime, smart guy. Sheesh, the nerve of you. Anyway, enjoy! The post Episode 38 – Spider-Man: Homecoming appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight *Insert Jump Scare* we braved the *Insert Jump Scare* haunted halls of *Insert Jump Scare* “The Conjuring” *Insert Creepy Doll* The post Episode 37 – The Conjuring appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Mandy. It’s a movie. We watched it. The world is better now. The post Episode 36 – Mandy appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Thirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better. The post Episode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch appeared first on John...

John and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio. This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a … Continue reading "Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" The post Episode 34 –...

Brah. We totally watched Airborne…. It certainly came out in the early 1990s. Go listen… and be… gnarly? The post Episode 33 – Airborne appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy! The post Episode 32 – Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Pele? Check. Stallone? Check. Nazis? Check. What else could you ask for? That’s right, tonight we watched “Escape to Victory” with the help of special football correspondent Matt Case. Enjoy! The post Episode 31 – Escape to Victory w/ Matt Case appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason.   The post Episode 30 – Sicilian Vampire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Hoc eventu alexx et alexx intrare spatium foramen nigrum in nuper 90s horror ‘Vicis Horizon “… Et timere, latine. (In this episode John and Alexx enter the black hole of late 90s space horror “Event Horizon”… Be afraid, in Latin.) The post Episode 29 – Event Horizon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail