John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Episode 28, wherein two glands in the form of podcasters form their verbal excretions together to catch the internet ablaze! And by that I mean John and Alexx discuss “Reign of Fire” The post Episode 28 – Reign of Fire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever wanted to hear a Russian impression of Guillermo del Toro? Well, we’ve got you covered! Please, get lost in this in-depth discussion of Pan’s Labyrinth.  See what I did there? Get lost…. you know, like in a labyrinth…. I’m sorry. The post Episode 27 – Pan’s Labyrinth appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this action-packed episode, John and Alexx get revenge on puppy killers by discussing “John Wick”. How is that revenge, you ask? Well, obviously you’ve never been stuck in a room with us.   The post Episode 26 – John Wick appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… and by that I mean a few days ago in Alexx’s apartment… we discussed “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Then we floated some rocks and killed a bantha… good times. The post Episode 25 – The Last Jedi appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 24, wherein our ragtag group of thieves attempt to steal about an hour of the listeners’ lives with prattle about Gone in 60 Seconds. Enjoy!   The post Episode 24 – Gone in 60 Seconds appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 23, wherein a bowling team of podcasters discuss “The Big Lebowski.” It’s like.. you know… it’s like… a thing, man… you know? – See what I’ve done there? I’ve insulted both of our intelligences by parroting The Dude’s drivel… enjoy! The post Episode 23 – The Big Lebowski appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

…. …. …. .. …… … .. … …. ….. ….. ….. Get it? I’m being mute… like the fellow in the movie, “Mute.” Which is the movie we are talking about in this episode. It’s from Netflix. I believe I’ve gotten the point across. Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this! The post Episode 22 – Mute appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Please accept our invitation to episode 21, “The Invitation”… see what I did there? I used the title of the movie in context. See? It’s funny. Anyway, enjoy! Please Subscribe/Rate/Review on wherever you listen to this! The post Episode 21 – The Invitation appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Hey look! We got a guest! It’s Steph! We watched Swiss Army Man. It was terrible. Blame Steph! The post Episode 20 – Swiss Army Man w/ Steph appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 19, wherein two adult babies talk about the very-not Pixar movie “Boss Baby.” It gets pretty dark… enjoy! The post Episode 19 – Boss Baby appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

  I do not podcast with my hand. He who podcasts with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I podcast with my rudimentary studio and stammering hosts. Tonight, John and Alexx hate The Dark Tower. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 18 – The Dark Tower appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

What can we say about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets? Well, lots it turns out. So, you know, listen to it… it’s sorta why we’re all here. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 17 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Turn up your death metal love songs and strap in, for tonight we brave the steaming pile of orc poop that is the Netflix original film Bright. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 16 – Bright appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 15, wherein our Neo-Marxist sympathizers take up the challenge of “Southland Tales.” At the end, both Alexx and John take their own lives thus fulfilling the prophecy of their respective lack of pimp-hands. Next episode we discuss the Netflix original “Bright” https://www.salon.com/2007/12/19/southland_tales_analysis/ Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stit...

Episode 14, wherein our hosts don matching outfits from the 1970s to discuss The Royal Tenenbaums. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 14 – The Royal Tenenbaums appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx v Batman v Superman:  Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Criticism: Theatrical Cut. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 13 – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to Midian, where the monsters live… AKA episode 12 where two podcast hosts discuss Clive Barker’s Nightbreed.   Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 12 – Nightbreed appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to episode 11, or as it is now known, the glowing crystal heart of the podcast’s house. Listen closely as John and Alexx write the book of trying to make sense of Darren Aronofsky’s “Mother!”. When you are done, burn down your mp3 and do it over again. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review … Continue reading "Episode 11 – Mother!" The post Episode 11 – Mother! appeared fi...

In tonight’s pulse-pounding episode, our heroes white knuckle the steering wheel to discuss 2008’s Speed Racer. Spoiler: At the end of this race, we all win. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 10 – Speed Racer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to episode 9, wherein your devoted Grammaton Clerics strike their favorite Gun Kata poses to discuss the 2002 Christian Bale classic “Equilibrium.” Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc. The post Episode 9 – Equilibrium appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode, our heroes trudge through the ruin-strewn wasteland of the Hyborian Age to provide their takes on the 1985 debacle “Red Sonja.” Please remember to subscribe/rate/review the show on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher etc. The post Episode 8 – Red Sonja appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Episode 007, wherein John and Alexx watch a cut-rate James Bond fight the forces of evil with the help of his trusty sidekick baboon. Also there’s a cake-based Hitler. The post Episode 7 – The Order of the Black Eagle appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

On this 5-note message to the heavens, John and Alexx have a close encounter of the episode 6 kind. Get it? No? Well, we watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The post Episode 6 – Close Encounters of the Third Kind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight, our stalwart knights talk about the singularly terrible “Suicide Squad.” Spoiler: It’s singularly terrible. Please subscribe/rate/review the show! iTunes/Stitcher/Google Play etc…   The post Episode 5 – Suicide Squad appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Tonight John and Alexx discuss the Seagal/Van Damme* classic “Sniper: Special Ops” * Not that one The post Episode 4 – Sniper: Special Ops appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail