John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Listen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia. The post Melancholia appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

What will you do while the world burns? Sure you could stand up to the systems that oppress us, but real heroes will watch a movie where that happens and then podcast about it. The post How to Blow Up a Pipeline appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed. The post The Thing appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Don’t let the title spoil the movie for you, let us do it. The post No One Will Save You appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Alexx ain’t afraid of no ghosts while John cries at the sight of Fischer Price phone. The post Skinamarink appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Special guest Roejen joins the fellas to talk about this Andy Sidaris 80s classic of big hair, big explosions and big…fun! The post Hard Ticket to Hawaii appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Shoehorned needle drop: John and Alexx discuss…. Yet another needle drop: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. I dunno, a David Bowie song maybe? The post Guardians of the Galaxy Vol: 3 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Life’s a beach and then you…grow old?!?! Take an oceanside trip with M Night Shyamalan, as he explores the mysteries of aging and the dangers of Boneitis. The post OLD appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Slap on your sunscreen because, baby, we’re going on summer break! Or, you know, we’re skipping an episode. Please Enjoy this Patreon Bonus episode for “You, Me, Madness” The post Summer break! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Loose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road. The post Max Max: Fury Road appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup. The post M3GAN appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Pretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding. The post The Northman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering. The post Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney. The post Confessions of a Dangerous Mind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Duncan Jax returns for the very first time! We first learned of his exploits way back in episode 7 , but now it’s time to see the film that launched it all. We’re talking balloons, ninjas, baboons, gold, other kinds of balloons. Baby this picture’s got ’em all! The post Unmasking the Idol appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT. The post One Cut of The Dead appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Flying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything! Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope” The post Nope appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Riddle me this! What has four legs, 150 episodes and an increasing awareness of their own mortality? Here’s a hint: They’re talking about The Batman this episode. The post The Batman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your PhoenixTwisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thingJust call my name ’cause I’ll hear you screamMaster, master Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit. The post The Master appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed. The post Everything Everywhere All At Once appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

This same thing happened to me at Olive Garden once, but I didn’t make a dang movie crying about it. The post The Menu appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Our dream series wraps up with this Cameron Crowe attempt at scifi. A movie that dares ask tough questions like “what if Tom Cruise was slightly less handsome?” The post Vanilla Sky appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas dive back into the dreamscape with this surreal animation. Alexx goes so deep into dream logic it affects his understanding of words and John has to turn into a giant baby to restore reality. Well, less of a turn than a slight shift. The post Paprika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx do a third level podcast about Inception. The kick? Their love. The post Inception appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Start your new year off right by not watching this movie (or listen to Alexx and check it out). The boys peel off the layers of mystery in Glass Onion each finding very different things. The post Glass Onion appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail