John and Alexx Hate Stuff

M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner?  Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity" will tell.  Send us Fan Mail

The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry. Send us Fan Mail

The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far? Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.   Send us Fan Mail

What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk.  Send us Fan Mail

Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bikini Inspector. Send us Fan Mail

It's a skip episode! Please enjoy our Patreon discussion of "Madam Web."  Send us Fan Mail

Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass.  Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here. Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen Send us Fan Mail

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John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by  dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls." Send us Fan Mail

Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas.  Send us Fan Mail

The fellas talk about the recent Best Picture winner The post Oppenheimer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

John and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things” The post Poor Things appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Erik (from some podcast called Wiz Biz) joins the fellas to talk worm. The post Dune: Part 2 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Many years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide. The post Phantom of the Paradise appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Jason Statham is the Beesatz Haderach. The post The Beekeeper appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

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Join John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear. The post Saltburn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Join John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk. The post Prisoners appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

Hope no one gave you two guys talking about a zero-budget alien movie because we can’t return this. Happy Holidays! The post Feeders 2: Slay Bells appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail

The fellas are joined by Rob Campbell from the podcast Green Shirt to discuss what might be the greatest movie of all time. The post Step Up 3D appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff . Send us Fan Mail