Voice Memos

Manny’s Cafe 08.10.2026 1:10:38 ↓

You actually don’t have to think about or be aware of awful people’s awful thoughts

Lord Save Us Swiftly! Part 1 : She Doesn’t Even Pretend to Be Good At Her Chosen Profession 10.09.2026 1:17:17 ↓

Singing? Nope. Dancing? Nope Playing an Instrument? Nope. Writing Songs? 1/2 a point

you MIGHT be A problem but you certainly weren’t wrong. 31.08.2026 1:23:21 ↓

If you’ve identified a issue with your behavior you’d like to change i support you! But you didn’t tell a single story where you were a bad friend! Also is this double yours? You can’t out do the doer.

One of those notes was TWENTY MINUTES and that’s just rude (8/11) 12.08.2026 1:22:29 ↓

Not mandatory. Dont tell my Doctor. She’s aware of the not sleeping

Zombies Blew My Mind 06.04.2026 1:59:46 ↓

Learned a fun fact and IT.CHANGED.MY.LIFE. Between 9 mins and 19 minutes is a fun fact I though Claire would like that actually have nothing to with Zombies, but I just also meant to say

The rant about my family that never ends 05.04.2026 1:03:54 ↓

Here those responses from today compiled into one!

Thoughts on the Kennedy Show 02.03.2026 14:17 ↓

Maybe……maybe…. all the women in his life knew JFK Jr. was an idiot

BAFTAS Made My Blood Boil 24.02.2026 22:34 ↓

content warning: lots of cursing. careful with headphones.

All happy families are alike… 16.02.2026 53:58 ↓

you're a great friend and I’d be lost without you!

White Woman on White Woman Crime Episode 1 24.01.2026 25:33 ↓

You can't be intelligent and anti-trans. You can't be beautiful and a bigot. https://youtu.be/5_XJo1qaEjM?si=qgucwTdvqJJMVBRK

beckhams 21.01.2026 46:40 ↓

Also the question was if a baby was going to be run over by a car would pick the baby or the puppy and she picked the puppy over the HUMAN

Most people don't have an internal monologue…… what's that like? 19.01.2026 3:17:08 ↓

O:Oo i didnt like Greta gerwigs little woman 7:00 Metacognition- like apparently it's hard. Not for me. But maybe I don't know what that word means 26:00 Metaphors and Allegories aren't landing. you know how kids can't read 27:17 The misunderstanding of roman Roy 36:00 Is it always the husband or are cops just bad at their job? 39:50 - Its a copy of a copy of a copy— the story is no a catchphrase...

Jennie Nguyen didnt just fall out of a coconut tree 19.01.2026 29:25 ↓

Random slc season 2 rant

Are Hockey Players Famous? 19.01.2026 30:48 ↓

What I know about the real life Shane and Ilyia

Not me spiraling over Jen Shah 14.01.2026 1:03:28 ↓

Last nights voice memos combined

Golden globes induced psychosis 12.01.2026 20:21 ↓

not actually about the gay hockey players

Brunch: a hypervigilance spiral 15.12.2025 3:00:00 ↓

so this grew into a behemoth because little things kept happening and I couldn't tell them to any of the people involved or like in the cover photo- I don't want to seem crazy or cause drama- so I would just add it to the list. basically I started and said, this situation makes me kind of uncomfortable I should distance myself from it……three hours later I said “confirmed. I was right - I’m uncomfo...

Morgan’s personal conspiracy theories 27.09.2025 53:18 ↓

All the combined voice memos

Bonus: Jess Weighs In On The Scariest Woman 19.09.2025 1:50 ↓

Called in confirmation!

The Scariest Woman Ever 19.09.2025 22:47 ↓

Bonus: The first time I got arrested

LA & LOU Update: Am I the center stone? Am I holding this whole thing up!?! 19.09.2025 50:31 ↓

It crazy listening to these back. Me and Connor have the same voice. Which you wouldnt know- but its weird to listen to. also Gawd- an SNL skit of a valley girl doesn't say “like” as much as me.

NG: Random HS anecdotes pt. 2 19.09.2025 50:20 ↓

THE TWO MINUTE STORY I MEANT TO TELL- starts at 22:22

Normal Gossip (NG): The Summer Morgan Couldn’t Stop Talking About Highschool pt. 1 19.09.2025 42:23 ↓

I'm starting a new series about crazy stories I remember from highschool *Palestinian Liberation Front (PLF) - Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) - are those the same? Are they different? Idk— I need to get educated.

Unimportant Rant! 02.09.2025 10:00 ↓

Truly unimportant stuff here! Neither a necessary listen nor time sensitive, but I knew I’d go beyond the 5 minute mark! Also, please enjoy this thumbnail. I was driving back from a run this weekend and ran into T walking the girls.

What’s the adult version of a booger wall? 25.06.2025 4:34 ↓

Patrick