The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • Bang the Drum About the Tinkerbell Effect • It's Been Donkey's Years • How Many Megatons of Beetle Flesh Would it Be? • In a Pool of His Own Shit in the Green Room • You're in Fine Fettle! • Explain the Very Large Diversity of Marsupials • One Very Tenacious Peanut Farmer • The World's First Sexually Ambiguous Superhero • 46 Pounds of Steroids in Your Carryon • A Partic...

Also: • An "Old Man Screams at Clouds" Moment • Like Hello Fresh, But With Human Anatomy • I'm Not Stalin but You're Mao-Thing Off • They Had to Kill Thousands of Orangutans • Unless I'm in the Mood for Popeye's Chicken • It's Always Blood Sacrifice • Lodged in My Brain Like Corn in My Teeth • I Said "Rhodesia" Flippantly • With Lips of Power and Verses...

Also: • And I Looked Into the Chicken's Eyes • What Exactly is Stroking This Little Endorphin Rush of Pleasure? • No State-Sponsored Kid-Diddling Involved • I Have a Love-Hate Relationship With ESTJs • A Dorky Evening Serial Drama That Starred Alec Baldwin • That Absolute Asshole of a Child • Someone Whose Middle Name is Actually "Car" • Covered in This Pink Translucent Gunk • It&ap...

Also: • Somewhere Between Hiroshima and Tsar Bomba • I'd Rather Not Have Tinnitus • And a Very Large Blast Crater • The Most Popular Smut on the Internet • A Swim in a Spent-Nuclear-Fuel Pool • The Same Reaction to a Baboon • All Ready to Tear Each Other's Throats Out • Throwing Punches, or Setting Fire to Their Guest House • A Lot of Animalism and Growling • I Think She's Locked Up...

Also: • Delighted to Introduce Sbubby to Your Cousin • Almost the Same Level of Skeleton • They Ran Off Scampering Into Trees, Naked • Happy With a Perceived Idiot in Charge • The Veep Just Shot a Guy in the Face • Two Can Keep a Secret if One is Lobotomized • The Word Pretzels We Tie Ourselves Into • Should We Be Eating Babies? • Weeping on the Ground Like Socrates Just Stepped on You • Although...

Also: • He Can Stand Up During Doggy • Beaten Into Submission With a Metronome • Stiff, Awkward, Shitty White-People Music • The Comedic Needs of Generation Alpha • Was Mercury in Gatorade? • You Were There, Waddling Around as a Toddler • Mmm-Hmm, That is Baby-Makin' Music! • Such Insufferable Disco Schmaltz • Was That When They Killed Your Lemon Verbena? • Just the Odd Nebraskan Voodoo Curse...

Also: • I Recently Won a Battle for a Sponge Cavity • A Little Spot Called Quoddy Head • Consensual Beatings That Trigger Urination • Sea Lions, Sunfish, and Julius Caesar • Maybe a Little Skanky on the Weekends • Runts Make Love, Not War • Involve Battery Acid in Your Reproductive Process • Classic Frank Zappa Judo • They Always Served Lobster to the Prisoners • With the Minor Addition of Zendaya...

Also: • The Older Ladies Were All Fans of Capital Punishment • He Couldn't Not Get His Dick Wet • Well, Ain't This Place a Geographical Oddity! • A Giant Horseshit Kangaroo Court • He's Honorable Because His Dad's a Lord • A Bulletproof Chamber You Could Walk Through • Bryan's Recipe Ecstasy Corner • I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face • A Giant Oz-the-Great-and-Pow...

Also: • Dude, This Does Not Suck! • What Strange Shower Were You Bathing In? • And I Use This Term Incorrectly • Two Matching Diamond-Encrusted Cock Rings • As I'm in This Perpetual State of Cringe • Skeet Shooting is Really Bad for Television • Massively Irritate My Already Irritated Bladder • Korean Archers Have Groupies • Just the Look of Bafflement on Your Face • Take Thy Beak From Out My...

Also: • We Probably Don't Eat Enough Mud • The Coffee Pot for Masochists • A Known Thing That You've Got a Limp Noodle • She's Still All Sniffly • Part of That Process is My Butthole • Large Muscular Mounds of Grossness • This Will Make Her a Screamer • Chronic Pinkeye From Sunrise to Sunset • Another Kidney Stone on the Way • Particularly Recalcitrant Toddlers Recorded August 1, 20...

Also: • This Giant Sea of Poison Ivy • Sidenote: D.C. Sucks • Because Your Beloved Has the 'Rona • Another Potentate from Paraguay • Chinese is Full of Tripthongs • Duct Tape, Bailing Wire, and Chewing Gum • The Legendary Place to Lose Volleyballs • Rob Had This Weird Voodoo • Sucking Away Massive Amounts of Your RAM • Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Recorded July 26, 2024.

Also: • All the Places You've Sharted Yourself • Guys Eating 70-Foot Pizzas • A Weird Kink That's Unreciprocated • And I'm Not Even a Dog Guy • June is Busting Out All Over • You're a Different Kind of Rat • A Cross Between John Lennon and Geddy Lee • We Elected You Resident Sex God • Weird and Spidery and Way Out on the Edge • And Then I Want to Talk About Refrigerators Record...

Also: • We Live in a Post-Pac-Man-Fever Wasteland • Let's Jitz and Squaw Till We're Jatzed • Is There a Cameo by Pinkman? • I've Always Been a Lot More Effete Than Travis Kelce • Fatwa Sex is the Best Sex There Is • Six Cicada-Killing Hornets Outside Our Laundry Room • The Guide to Recalcitrance is on the Back of Your Shirt • A Lot Harder When it's Time to Skin the Rabbit • To...

Also: • Let's Abolish the 7-Day Week • So Much More Angular, Upsetting, and Obtuse • Kicking the Shit Out of the Credenza • A Massive Emotional Scab Ripped Off One Day • Jordan Sounds Like a Lunatic • A Man Will F*** in a Cardboard Box • You Feel Seepy and Got a Hangnail • I Still Don't Understand Autogynephilia • Who's Left if We Remove Linda? • Experiencing Asshole Skulduggery • T...

Also: • Please Do Not Think Too Hard About This • We Spoon for All the Wrong Reasons • Death and Gangrene and Putrefaction and Dogs and Cannibalism • Single Out the Jews as an Entire Category • No Botulism at McDonald's • God's Got a Great Rack • That's a Damn Miracle Right There • Jonah, Pissed to the Point of Dying • Was it, Like, Brainworm? • That is the Right Postscript to That...

Also: • You Take a Dinghy to Get There • The Lurkers, the Listeners, the Shadows • Is This Fighting or Really Violent Sex? • A Chunk Out of Your Leg and a Dead Seal Next to You • Foxy John's Bardware Store • Me and My Terrified Ass, Bleeding From One Hand • No Better Time to Have Daddy There • The Stock is Falling for Straight White Men • Vigilante Justice is Generally Frowned Upon • Skulking...

Also: • Jet Fuel for My Colon • I Haven't Had My Swashes Buckled in a While • Greater and Greater Levels of Pure Dadaism • This Life of Near-Hermetic Isolation • I Was Playing Cornhole With My Butt • Semi-Competitive Bible Study • You Shot Your Toes Off With the Gun You Loaded • We Both Became Gigantic Monster Babies • Maybe it was a Gay Shibboleth • Literally Back-of-the-Napkin Sexting Recor...

Also: • We're Talking About Gourds • Some Howling, Narcissistic Rendition of a Christmas Song • Mayonnaise a Lotta People! • Words You Didn't Know Were in the Redneck Dictionary • Black Size Matters • Mow Over Some Beta-Ass-Bitch Inferior Vehicle • No One Spit Out Their Beer or Their Nachos • Hands in the Air, Massaging His Nipples • People Eat With Their Eyes • Giant-Ass Wheels and Tens...

Also: • Ever Known Someone Who Could Gleek? • Cuyler, You're an Emotional Strobe Light • Just Summer Camp Middle-School Sodomy • Dave's Seen Some Pretty Heinous Shit • Kind of Goon, Kind of Ogre-Looking • The Pet Sematary Version of Ronald Reagan • Watch Her Puke Up Her Lunch • A Very Stupid and Emotionally Stunted Dog • Little Pupating, Disgusting Grubbies • Doesn't Every Volleybal...

Also: • Hold Down the Screaming Soldier • Nebraska is Just a Single Monolith of Nothingness • Absence of Red Tape and Justice for All • She is an Ocean Unto Herself • Complaining About How Stinky Chicago Is • OIMBY, Bucko! • We Don't Insult Our Former Guests • One of the Most Tannah-Marshall Moments • Just Three Shy of Kevin Bacon • You Forgot to Mention Gorgeously Flossed Teeth Recorded May...

Also: • If You Have a Daughter, Name Her Bob • Every Year Tom Becomes a Weirder Human Being • I Thought CMT Was a Time Zone • Are You Supposed to be Schwasted? • A Functional Guide to Nepotism • Fuck the Library of Congress; We're Doing Rainbows • 'Raging Bull' Meets 'Jean de Florette' • The Nerves in My Legs is Shot • A Rubber Ducky With a Jeep Grille • It Started With a...

Also: • The Cigarette Doctors Recommend Most • Go Warsh in the Crick • Perry has, Functionally, a Canadian Accent • The Best Place to Get Sucker Punched • Did This Involve Women Lifting Their Shirts at Padre Island? • That German Guy Spun and Spun and Spun • We Gotta Incorporate That Shit • That's a Sauna for Every Two People • When Someone Covered Himself in Pig Guts • The Woo-Woo Grassy Veg...

Also: • You Can Beat a Dead Horse to Water • A Nepotist's Symposium • Until Bryan No Longer Inhales Food • I Waded Through Urine at One Point • As Much Testosterone as a Gorilla Gets • For the Mongrels to Chew On • Is Hufflepuff Just a Bunch of Stupid People? • Doug is Dead From the Neck Down • How Many Ex-Rockstars are Drooling Into Buckets • More Autopsies Than One Can Count Recorded April...

Also: • You and I Have Looked Longingly at the Razor Wire • Fired for Saying "Booger" on the Air • She Was Permanently a Virgin, in Spite of Having Several Sons • A Mix of Bedtime Story and Eldritch Horror • Jesus Rolls Out the Best Weed • This Annoying Toothpaste Jingle Playing Everywhere • Are We Going to Get Sued for This? • His Wife's Stupid Interactive Soap Operas • Smells Like...

Also: • Drive You Into a Pall of Weird, Reflective Silence • Defecate Before Joining the Conversation • My Crippling Addiction to Caffeine • They've Got the High Schoolers and the Potheads • Eat a Literal Half Kilogram of Greek Yogurt • First Cousins Can Only be Removed Once • The Best Fake Oscar Wilde Perpendicularisms • Horrendously Ugly and Tremendously Imperious • Taste the Gamey Pungency...