Fantasy Football, For Real

Just in time for week 5 we're going over yet another expansive injury report, the Marvin Harrison trade fantasy implications, Aaron Rodgers hot stretch, where Tyler Shough ranks rest of season, and how Kyren will always be better than Blake. Plus, another phone-a-friend segment, and all the places you could smoke cigs in the 90s. 

It's week 4 and the guys are talking about talking about it. The injury list is long, but that just creates opportunities. A lot of players drafted to be starters are underperforming, so which ones go to the bench? Plus, another phone a friend segment, and 100 point QB tackle leagues. 

Eric, not Eric, Ryan, massive Steely Dan, and Jordan get ready for week 3. A bunch of unsolicited lineup advice, drastic overreactions, phone a friend, and shoving 9 year olds down to get open in the endzone. 

Eric, Eric, Abnormaly large Dan, and Ryan talk about who stays hot from week 1, and who is this year's Kevin Ogletree. Then give unsolicited lineup advice to their leaguemates, make fun of Dan's roster, and celebrate one of the Eric's birthday.

Eric, Eric, Ryan, and Big Dan Ryan talk about the fallout from the Wednesday and Thursday games, then look forward to week 1. Waiver wire pickups, listen questions, and lactose intolerance. 

Eric and Big Dan get you ready for the season by going over pros and cons of different types of leagues and roster construction. Then get into which players have been under and overhyped, lack of depth at WR, the team with the lamest fanbase, and week 1 matchups for the Wednesday and Thursday games.

Eric, Eric, and alarmingly large Dan get you ready for Championship week in the last episode of the season. Find out if you should start MHJ, Kenny Gainwell, Jaylen Waddle, and more. Plus, a bunch of other lineup decisions, how fantasy payouts should work, and a phone-in segment from our buddy Ryan.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get you ready to win in what is likely the last week of your fantasy regular season. Are guys like Love, Harvey, Herbert, Swift, Vele, Pitts, and Strange worth starting? Should you think about benching Lamar, Egbuka, or Saquon? Plus, we surprise Eric's mom on this week's phone a friend segment. 

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get you ready for week 12. Josh Jacobs, Sean Tucker, Joe Burrow, Tee Higgins, Kenneth Walker, Drake London, Kirk Cousins, Keon Coleman, Shedeur Sanders, Bryce Young, Tet McMillian, Michael Wilson, Brock Purdy, Jameson Williams, all are NFL players. They also all get discussed on this weeks show. Plus, a new segment called "Phone-a-Friend" is debuted. 

Two Erics and a Ryan talk about the top performers and underperformers from week 10, and tell you what to expect from those players in week 11. Also, the right time to have your league's trade deadline, the hardest part of being a fantasy commissioner, and the story on how this podcast came to be.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan talk implications of the latest fantasy news and trades. Then take a look at the top 10 performers at each position and predict who will drop out, and who might take their place. Ryan does the entire show with no cocaine while both he and Eric are very grumpy. And the other Eric refrains from clicking on the weird links that keep popping up on the computer.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get all up in these week 9 matchups. Tracy w/o Skattebo, Henderson w/o Stevenson, BTJ w/o Hunter, GB receivers, and are the Colts the best team in the NFC?

Eric, Eric, and Ryan prepare for week 7. They try to figure out where to rank Rico Dowdle with Chuba coming back, Jake and George with Ceedee coming back, Indiana Jones, Caleb, Drake, Justin, Cam, Vidal, and Baker. Also, is this the 1st week ever we can predict a big Kyle Pitts game?

Eric, Eric, and Ryan are together again getting you ready for week 6. They go through game by game and dig deep into who the fringe starters should be this week. They tell you whether or not to try and by low on Derrick Henry. Most importantly, they try to figure out how Travis Kelce runs routes while lugging that hog around.

Eric and Ryan talk about all of the typical fantasy stuff leading into week 5: starts, sits, injuries, sleepers, busts, waiver wire adds, etc. But it's just more entertaining because they're not dorks. Like, they actually possess some athleticism and got invited to parties in high school.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get ready for week 4 by trying to understand Marvin Harrison, Tre Tucker, Caleb Williams, Jaxson Dart, Ladd McConkey, and Chase Brown. Also, how to correctly pronounce Xavier. And reheating frozen pizza.

Eric and Eric get ready for week 3 by figuring out what to do with all of the skill players impacted by starting QB injuries, and predict with absolute certainty what players will break out of their current slumps. Also, they hammer home how important it is to have a solid 2.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan go hard on week 2. So many mysteries to solve. Are Philly WRs, Dak, Cincy, Detroit, Mark Andrews, and Miami all bad? Are Keon, Quentin, Fields, Egbuka, and Indy all good? Should Travis take Taylor's last name? All predictions guaranteed to be 100% correct.

Eric and Eric kickoff season 2 by taking a quick look at the latest fantasy news, then going over some pre-season rankings at all of the important positions. Plus, a few players who are 100% guaranteed to outperform their ranking. There's zero chance any of the advice given in this episode will be incorrect. 

Eric, Eric, and Bulbous Dan bring you a fantasy wrap-up episode to reflect on the season that was. They go over some of the surprises and letdowns of the year, and they make their post-season predictions. Plus, all 3 gloat about winning championships this season, and lots of other sounds!

Eric, no Eric, and Looming Dan talk the old days of fantasy football, explain why half ppr equals half the fun, complain about Saturday games, and give a full preview of the week 16 games.

Eric, no Eric, and Tall Dan are getting you ready for the fantasy playoffs. After talking way too much about their own teams, they go game-by-game and talk fantasy implications for week 15. Plus, they extend well wishes to their good friend and co-host Eric Chrans in hopes that him tummy feels better after eating that bowl of chowder. 

Eric, Eric, and Substantial Dan complain about being a high scorer and still fighting for a playoff spot, talk about rebuilding in dynasty leagues, wish the NFL schedule makers didn't blatantly disrespect fantasy managers by putting 6 teams on bye the final week of the fantasy regular season, name their favorite current NFL players, and preview the Week 14 games. Also, Dan pees on his balls.

Eric, not Eric, and not Massive Dan give a quick rundown of week 12. The fellas couldn't link up in person this week, and Eric couldn't figure out technology. So it's a quick solo show, but with the same amount of mediocre advice.

Eric, not Eric, and Voluminous Dan try to figure out why Tua would dive head first at someone's legs, go over what makes Dynasty better than Redraft, feel sorry for Joe Burrow, predict when KC will lose, ponder why so many teams are so poorly managed, welcome back Anthony Richardson, and preview week 11 matchups.