Fantasy Football, For Real

Eric, Eric, and alarmingly large Dan get you ready for Championship week in the last episode of the season. Find out if you should start MHJ, Kenny Gainwell, Jaylen Waddle, and more. Plus, a bunch of other lineup decisions, how fantasy payouts should work, and a phone-in segment from our buddy Ryan.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get you ready to win in what is likely the last week of your fantasy regular season. Are guys like Love, Harvey, Herbert, Swift, Vele, Pitts, and Strange worth starting? Should you think about benching Lamar, Egbuka, or Saquon? Plus, we surprise Eric's mom on this week's phone a friend segment. 

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get you ready for week 12. Josh Jacobs, Sean Tucker, Joe Burrow, Tee Higgins, Kenneth Walker, Drake London, Kirk Cousins, Keon Coleman, Shedeur Sanders, Bryce Young, Tet McMillian, Michael Wilson, Brock Purdy, Jameson Williams, all are NFL players. They also all get discussed on this weeks show. Plus, a new segment called "Phone-a-Friend" is debuted. 

Two Erics and a Ryan talk about the top performers and underperformers from week 10, and tell you what to expect from those players in week 11. Also, the right time to have your league's trade deadline, the hardest part of being a fantasy commissioner, and the story on how this podcast came to be.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan talk implications of the latest fantasy news and trades. Then take a look at the top 10 performers at each position and predict who will drop out, and who might take their place. Ryan does the entire show with no cocaine while both he and Eric are very grumpy. And the other Eric refrains from clicking on the weird links that keep popping up on the computer.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get all up in these week 9 matchups. Tracy w/o Skattebo, Henderson w/o Stevenson, BTJ w/o Hunter, GB receivers, and are the Colts the best team in the NFC?

Eric, Eric, and Ryan prepare for week 7. They try to figure out where to rank Rico Dowdle with Chuba coming back, Jake and George with Ceedee coming back, Indiana Jones, Caleb, Drake, Justin, Cam, Vidal, and Baker. Also, is this the 1st week ever we can predict a big Kyle Pitts game?

Eric, Eric, and Ryan are together again getting you ready for week 6. They go through game by game and dig deep into who the fringe starters should be this week. They tell you whether or not to try and by low on Derrick Henry. Most importantly, they try to figure out how Travis Kelce runs routes while lugging that hog around.

Eric and Ryan talk about all of the typical fantasy stuff leading into week 5: starts, sits, injuries, sleepers, busts, waiver wire adds, etc. But it's just more entertaining because they're not dorks. Like, they actually possess some athleticism and got invited to parties in high school.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan get ready for week 4 by trying to understand Marvin Harrison, Tre Tucker, Caleb Williams, Jaxson Dart, Ladd McConkey, and Chase Brown. Also, how to correctly pronounce Xavier. And reheating frozen pizza.

Eric and Eric get ready for week 3 by figuring out what to do with all of the skill players impacted by starting QB injuries, and predict with absolute certainty what players will break out of their current slumps. Also, they hammer home how important it is to have a solid 2.

Eric, Eric, and Ryan go hard on week 2. So many mysteries to solve. Are Philly WRs, Dak, Cincy, Detroit, Mark Andrews, and Miami all bad? Are Keon, Quentin, Fields, Egbuka, and Indy all good? Should Travis take Taylor's last name? All predictions guaranteed to be 100% correct.

Eric and Eric kickoff season 2 by taking a quick look at the latest fantasy news, then going over some pre-season rankings at all of the important positions. Plus, a few players who are 100% guaranteed to outperform their ranking. There's zero chance any of the advice given in this episode will be incorrect. 

Eric, Eric, and Bulbous Dan bring you a fantasy wrap-up episode to reflect on the season that was. They go over some of the surprises and letdowns of the year, and they make their post-season predictions. Plus, all 3 gloat about winning championships this season, and lots of other sounds!

Eric, no Eric, and Looming Dan talk the old days of fantasy football, explain why half ppr equals half the fun, complain about Saturday games, and give a full preview of the week 16 games.

Eric, no Eric, and Tall Dan are getting you ready for the fantasy playoffs. After talking way too much about their own teams, they go game-by-game and talk fantasy implications for week 15. Plus, they extend well wishes to their good friend and co-host Eric Chrans in hopes that him tummy feels better after eating that bowl of chowder. 

Eric, Eric, and Substantial Dan complain about being a high scorer and still fighting for a playoff spot, talk about rebuilding in dynasty leagues, wish the NFL schedule makers didn't blatantly disrespect fantasy managers by putting 6 teams on bye the final week of the fantasy regular season, name their favorite current NFL players, and preview the Week 14 games. Also, Dan pees on his balls.

Eric, not Eric, and not Massive Dan give a quick rundown of week 12. The fellas couldn't link up in person this week, and Eric couldn't figure out technology. So it's a quick solo show, but with the same amount of mediocre advice.

Eric, not Eric, and Voluminous Dan try to figure out why Tua would dive head first at someone's legs, go over what makes Dynasty better than Redraft, feel sorry for Joe Burrow, predict when KC will lose, ponder why so many teams are so poorly managed, welcome back Anthony Richardson, and preview week 11 matchups.

Eric, Eric, and Herculean Dan talk about vetoing trades, find D Hop's value rest of season, try to make some sense out of Sam Darnold, and preview week 10.

Eric, Eric, and Heavy-Duty Dan set a phone reminder for TE Day '25, talk Anthony Richardson's benching, the return or the Rams and Dolphins to fantasy relevance, give some serious thought into starting Bo Nix, give a half-assed week 9 preview, and see how many 90's references will fit into a single episode. 

Eric, Eric, and Grandiose Dan talk about the fantasy impact of Hopkins to KC, try to determine the value of hella dudes moving forward, send Marvin Harrison to the bench, make way too many 80's references, and unveil a new segment called "Asking for a Friend."

Eric, Eric, and Physically Imposing Dan talk about the fantasy impact of big trades, go through the longest injury report in modern history, discuss how the Browns season proves the existence of karma, recap some week 6 standouts, preview some week 7 games, and Dan learns some troubling news about Rasheed Shaheed. Are they the most informative? No. Are they the most accurate? Definitely not. Are t...

Eric, Eric, and Immense Dan preview the week 6 matchups, tackle an impossible gorilla scenario, debate if they could pick up 4 yards on 10 carries, and make sure no one ever forgets that time Rasheed Shaheed got 0 points.

Eric P and Gargantuan Dan talk about Eric C's freezer contents since he's not there to defend himself. Are there brighter days ahead for Brandon Aiyuk? Is Derrick Henry too old to be acting like this? Sam Darnold the top 5 QB. Patrick Mahomes the game manager. And a run down of week 5 matchups.