Dumb People Town

Comedian and podcaster Hunter Hill ( Deep Secrets podcast) stops by as Jason describes a wedding at McDonalds, Daniel explains a police search for a man who broke into a pool, hot tub, steals towels, and has an "intense interaction" with a rubber duck, and Randy warns against pants-less car hops, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsur...

Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins ( Crazy Pizza ) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and...

Comedian Zach Zucker ( Stamptown on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man that stole his Tinder date's guitar and multiple e-bikes, Randy explains why a Florida woman threw a glass mayonnaise jar during a road rage incident, and Daniel warns against shooting people with a flare gun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code DPT at Mona...

Actor John Ross Bowie ( Stuart Fails to Save the Universe ) stops by as Randy describes a 4th grade teacher that created a fart corner in her classroom, Jason explains how a teacher got caught doing cocaine at a staff Christmas party, and Daniel warns against delivering Door Dash naked, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

Comedian Matt Fulchiron ( Altar'd Reality ) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access...

Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon ( Podcast ) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Comedian and podcaster Jamel Johnson ( Mid Range ) stops by as Daniel describes how a person has a low-waste home and makes their own toilet paper, Jason explains how a 6-7 event erupts into 8 fights and police have to pull a butcher knife from a child, and Randy warns against fighting with an axe and a knife outside Boston Public Library, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and M...

Comedian, actor, dog owner, and podcaster Rick Glassman ( Take Your Shoes Off ) stops by as Randy describes why a man used demolition equipment on his wife's house, Daniel explains how a landlord got caught having sex in tenants' apartment, and Jason warns against exposing yourself outside of a Taco Bell, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage,...

Comedian Brandie Posey ( Milk Job ) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti...

Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams ( RafeWilliamsComedy ) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https...

Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims! S...

Author Gary Belsky ( Solo Golf ) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

Comedian and writer Skyler Higley ( Help Me Be Black ) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Use code DPT at Monarch....

Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain ( Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass , Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more! Thank...

Comedian Christopher Titus ( Tour and 10 Specials ) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman rode naked on a motorbike, got fingered, and punched a blind man, Randy explains how a man was arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries in the back of a Corolla, and Jason warns against quitting your job to breastfeed your boyfriend full time, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp...

Jason and Randy are once again joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to share music they found this year but is not from this year. Here's a link to the playlist if you want to listen to more: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/ptc-old-is-new-2026/pl.u-oZylYzZuBL1dN See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-inf...

Comedian Willie Macc ( https://800PGR.lnk.to/GoodDadPR ) stops by as Randy describes how a drunk woman drove on the sidewalk to chase a teen, Daniel explains how a wild brawl broke out at a kindergarten over seating, and Jason warns against rubbing raw chicken on a business you're mad at, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetins...

Comedian, writer, and actor ( Well Rounded Entertainer , Bob's Burgers) stops by as Jason describes how a stripper attacked her club's manager with a pole, Randy explains why "Baby Jessica" was arrested, and Daniel warns against stealing a Red Bull truck and trying to make a delivery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Sheath! To get simple, online access to personalized, affordabl...

Comedian and late night host Ben Gleib ( Good Night with Ben Gleib ) stops by as Jason describes teenage campers that claim they were stalked by a group of Sasquatches, Randy explains why a woman crashed her car into a golf course with mini bottles of Fireball everywhere, and Daniel warns against shoplifting and stuffing your items inside of you, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! U...

Comedian, Emmy Winning Writer, and author Jamie Lee ( My Friend Katy ) stops by as Daniel describes an influencer that was banned for life from all Six Flags for eating nuggets on a ride, Jason explains why a drunk man tried to use his shoe as a phone before being arrested, and Randy warns against living in a strangers' crawl space, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet I...

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton ( Mermaid , Live Dates ) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Comedian, writer, and magician Larry Wilmore (https://www.thelarrywilmore.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a mother in law wants to nap in a couple's bed and it causes marital strife as you'd expect, Randy explains how a California man was arrested for buying and returning Lego sets after replacing the pieces with pasta, and Jason warns against leaving your 7 children to live your life as a...

Comedian Brad Williams ( Live On Short Street ) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk wedding guest lit fire to the venue, Jason explains why a fight broke out on a beach over washed up glass, and Randy updates us on why you still shouldn't wear a bear suit to destroy cars and scam the insurance company, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims! Use code...

Comedian, journalist, and podcaster Jon Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It) stops by as Randy describes a woman who married a river, Daniel explains how a woman fell down a drain at a car wash at 3am, and Randy warns against wearing a squirrel costume and throwing acorns at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find suppo...

Comedian and actor Frankie Quinones (The Dress Up Gang, Cholo Fit, https://frankiequinones.com/ ) stops by as Daniel describes a man peeing in "the woods," Jason explains how an AirBnB guest is accused of peeing on furniture, and Randy warns against getting drunk and high after an AA meeting and busting up an airport, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...