Dumb People Town

Comedian and actress Erica Rhodes ( Tour Dates ) stops by as Randy describes a family vacation that gets ruined by finding a used vibrator in their hotel room, Jason explains how a woman was caught masturbating on a plane, and Daniel warns against selling peyote and mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

Comedian and podcaster Hunter Hill ( Deep Secrets podcast) stops by as Jason describes a wedding at McDonalds, Daniel explains a police search for a man who broke into a pool, hot tub, steals towels, and has an "intense interaction" with a rubber duck, and Randy warns against pants-less car hops, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsur...

Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins ( Crazy Pizza ) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and...

Comedian Zach Zucker ( Stamptown on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man that stole his Tinder date's guitar and multiple e-bikes, Randy explains why a Florida woman threw a glass mayonnaise jar during a road rage incident, and Daniel warns against shooting people with a flare gun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Write your own money story with Monarch. Use code DPT at Mona...

Actor John Ross Bowie ( Stuart Fails to Save the Universe ) stops by as Randy describes a 4th grade teacher that created a fart corner in her classroom, Jason explains how a teacher got caught doing cocaine at a staff Christmas party, and Daniel warns against delivering Door Dash naked, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

Comedian Matt Fulchiron ( Altar'd Reality ) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access...

Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon ( Podcast ) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Comedian and podcaster Jamel Johnson ( Mid Range ) stops by as Daniel describes how a person has a low-waste home and makes their own toilet paper, Jason explains how a 6-7 event erupts into 8 fights and police have to pull a butcher knife from a child, and Randy warns against fighting with an axe and a knife outside Boston Public Library, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and M...

Comedian, actor, dog owner, and podcaster Rick Glassman ( Take Your Shoes Off ) stops by as Randy describes why a man used demolition equipment on his wife's house, Daniel explains how a landlord got caught having sex in tenants' apartment, and Jason warns against exposing yourself outside of a Taco Bell, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage,...

Comedian Brandie Posey ( Milk Job ) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti...

Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams ( RafeWilliamsComedy ) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https...

Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims! S...

Author Gary Belsky ( Solo Golf ) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...

Comedian and writer Skyler Higley ( Help Me Be Black ) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Use code DPT at Monarch....

Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain ( Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass , Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more! Thank...

Comedian Christopher Titus ( Tour and 10 Specials ) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman rode naked on a motorbike, got fingered, and punched a blind man, Randy explains how a man was arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries in the back of a Corolla, and Jason warns against quitting your job to breastfeed your boyfriend full time, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp...

Jason and Randy are once again joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to share music they found this year but is not from this year. Here's a link to the playlist if you want to listen to more: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/ptc-old-is-new-2026/pl.u-oZylYzZuBL1dN See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-inf...

Comedian Willie Macc ( https://800PGR.lnk.to/GoodDadPR ) stops by as Randy describes how a drunk woman drove on the sidewalk to chase a teen, Daniel explains how a wild brawl broke out at a kindergarten over seating, and Jason warns against rubbing raw chicken on a business you're mad at, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetins...

Comedian, writer, and actor ( Well Rounded Entertainer , Bob's Burgers) stops by as Jason describes how a stripper attacked her club's manager with a pole, Randy explains why "Baby Jessica" was arrested, and Daniel warns against stealing a Red Bull truck and trying to make a delivery, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Sheath! To get simple, online access to personalized, affordabl...

Comedian and late night host Ben Gleib ( Good Night with Ben Gleib ) stops by as Jason describes teenage campers that claim they were stalked by a group of Sasquatches, Randy explains why a woman crashed her car into a golf course with mini bottles of Fireball everywhere, and Daniel warns against shoplifting and stuffing your items inside of you, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! U...

Comedian, Emmy Winning Writer, and author Jamie Lee ( My Friend Katy ) stops by as Daniel describes an influencer that was banned for life from all Six Flags for eating nuggets on a ride, Jason explains why a drunk man tried to use his shoe as a phone before being arrested, and Randy warns against living in a strangers' crawl space, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet I...

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton ( Mermaid , Live Dates ) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Comedian, writer, and magician Larry Wilmore (https://www.thelarrywilmore.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a mother in law wants to nap in a couple's bed and it causes marital strife as you'd expect, Randy explains how a California man was arrested for buying and returning Lego sets after replacing the pieces with pasta, and Jason warns against leaving your 7 children to live your life as a...

Comedian Brad Williams ( Live On Short Street ) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk wedding guest lit fire to the venue, Jason explains why a fight broke out on a beach over washed up glass, and Randy updates us on why you still shouldn't wear a bear suit to destroy cars and scam the insurance company, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims! Use code...

Comedian, journalist, and podcaster Jon Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It) stops by as Randy describes a woman who married a river, Daniel explains how a woman fell down a drain at a car wash at 3am, and Randy warns against wearing a squirrel costume and throwing acorns at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find suppo...