Double Deuce podcast

We both fell asleep, so it's a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We're sleepy boys! Apparently we're morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need...

It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we're zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will's internets so there's a couple quick freezes/lags, but it's not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will's getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will's go...

We're zooming again, we're sober, and we got no guest, but it's still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We're a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib'...

It's our second in person episode recorded in a row, we're a little drunk, we're futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper's Olde Fashioned Poppers! Will tells "the story" again! This is Will's thera...

We're in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90's vibes vs 20's vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will's unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is the best wingman! Kurt Russell loves love! Blue w...

Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we'll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful animals! We love you, and hope you eat the exact...

We're zooming, and Nelson's computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He's got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He's got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects of butt-licking! Speaking of the devil, Will went...

We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will's grandparents hittin' it raw up in heaven! What's the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will's grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring back feudal artistic patronage! #DDComeLiveInMyCas...

It was a big, long weekend, so we're zooming it. The Notes: It's ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will's product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let's talk about salt! Will has a question about the desert! Speaking of cautionary...

Number two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson's kitchen, so we're getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo's are the story of Will's life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know! Will's working on his book of facebook co-worker...

Recording in person in Nelson's kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson's kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson's grandpa built! Will's uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will's sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with the buses and the city! Will needs to have a convers...

We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will's here to kill your monster! The thing Will's learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will's wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and the LPD! Emperor Palpatine Oops All Berries! Nelson...

Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren't great, I'm letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake...

We're recording in person, Courtney Shipley is back again, and it's the second episode of the night. The notes are bad, but here they are. Happy Labor Day! The Notes: Kickball in the Future Past! Everybody brings their dog! Kickball and gym class! Gym class reveries! Will always brought a note on kickball day! Mr. Denny was a good guy [editor's note: his name was Mr. Davis, I don't know why I got...

We're in person in Nelson's garage with special guest Courtney Shipley! The Notes: This is the hardest one! Nelson's garage! Why the cows, gateway! Nelson is working that google tonight! The Amish are a simple people, they have a simple store! How many quakers in a cubit (Google-Nelson says there are 20.4 inches in a cubit)! Quakelets! English is a funny language! We start teaching ESL! Nelson ret...

We're zooming cause it's disaster movie hot outside! The Notes: This episode is going to be the best one ever and here's why! We're living in the moment! It's an Inspector Clouseau and Cato kind of situation! Nelson has vast offshore holdings and assassins constantly in pursuit! The tattooed lawyer! We mourn another friend gone to soon! A moment on online mourning etiquette! Cool ways to die! Anal...

Busy weekend lazy Sunday zooming it. The Notes: Country music non-profit! Nelson doesn't have the census data in front of him right now! Individual numbers are math, percentages are more about your gut! Thad's funeral at Liberty Hall (RIP to Thad, who was really one of the good ones and is gone way to soon)! Will's first funeral puppet show! Nelson tries excruciatingly hard to get Will to notice h...

Recording in person to beat the late summer heat! The Notes: Is this a numerology podcast? Nelson's not a numbers guy, he's an idea guy! Parachute pants that really parachute! Deuce Wear, clothes for men with problems! Airborne chlamydia is a real problem! Keep your genitals on lockdown at Will's house! Barely any wetness, just a whole lot of noise! Wind is the greatest threat! Full wetsuit bottom...

Zooming after a busy week for Will! The Notes: It's a 10pm Sunday Late Night Deuce! #NightDeuce! Will needs to contextualize himself! Workin' on our Night Deuce! Nelson and the Witcher both have bad backs! Will explains the powers of the Witcher! Crack Loco vs Four Crack! Gestureology! Sound of Music prequel! How old is the Von Trapp man!? Look out for Von Troutman drama in Indianapolis! Nelson ha...

Busy weekend with Auman at the KC Fringe and Will prepping his ass for Monday, so we zoomed it! The Notes: Will's colonoscopy is nigh! Nelson is a little sleepy! Will's got some pantless sitting times ahead of him! Auman's show, the Last Word is Hope, premiered at the KC Fringe (and is still showing Tuesday at 6:30pm, Friday at 11pm, and Saturday at 6:30pm)! Did Will just say 3 or 30 (there was ac...

RPG has fallen, but we endure! The Notes: Coming to you in person from Nelson's Dad's old office! Our new podcast endpoint is 525, plan accordingly! Retiring to raise our 10-year-old podcast robot child! Robot Bad News Bears! Will's impending colonoscopy! Ass cancer ghost! Will's colon is where he keeps all his secrets! Will's Colon of Solitude! Bob Odenkirk's Mom's ass! Will investigates the Stat...

Recorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I'll give you what I've got. Sorry again this episode dropped on the feed a day late. If you're a patreon...

Will's on vacation, Nelson's sick, and we're zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we've ever seen (CW: Nelson's entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver ate an octopus (it was cooked/dead, I checked)! In...

Zooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will's funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will's vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make your Hulu work for youlu! Nelson's dad never had a co...

It's a Father's Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he's talking about, Ric Averill! Will's a dad, too. The Notes: Father's Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will's birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will's unkemptness, et al! Ric's own experience with mail-in heckling!...