Double Deuce podcast

Recorded in person with special guests: our lawyer Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): Bluey's Dad can get it! Daddy Pig can not get it! Ollie's Movie Title Corner! Fat Bastard Orphan! Eggplant in My Butt! Adolf Hitler's Farmer's Market Fiasco! Jeffrey Dahmer vs 9/11! Dune 2 vs Jaws! My Wet Balls! Simba fucks! Disney eyes! Gaus is a fo...

Thunderstorm zoom! The Notes: It's thunderstormin'! Live show coming up June 22nd! Will's birthday the following Friday (June 28th), location TBA! Will vs England! Not since the War of 1812! Will really owes Brexit and Harry & Meghan one! White on white on white! The biting flies of western Kansas! Crevice hunting! Nelson underwater roads Will! Embracing a jaunty voice! Fun plans for Will's birthd...

Mother's Day Zoom! The Notes: Live Show on June 22nd with our new friends at Blade & Timber! Nelson's Dad would have wanted you to buy Nelson a beer! Learn from Nelson's mistakes about 9/11! Spies, they're just like us! Communist Witch Hunt Corner! We would not have named names! Amendments Corner aka Will dodges a bullet! Happy Mother's Day! Hydrangeas are like pornography! A perfect storm of moms...

Zoomin it and zoomin and zoomin it well. The Notes: Will pushes it like Salt-N-Pepa! OJ Simpson posthumously proving free money is worse than murder, apparently! Next Live Show: Saturday, 6/22, 8pm at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Will debunks reasons not to give us your money! We still miss Andy! Babcock Place rues the day! Batman corner! Your Robin can't look older than your Batman! Tommy Lee...

Back on our zoom bullshit! The Notes: The live show is dead, long live the live show! Will calls a listener's child the antichrist again! Will has a dorky confession! Gateway dorkiness! That one's on Steve-Joe! HSN is lyrically out-of-pocket! Walmart: The Movie! The final boss of late-stage capitalism! Potential reindeer body horror! Some stuff we've been watching! Will saw Rocky: The Musical! The...

It's been four long months coming, but our much-delayed live show is finally here! Sorry if the sound is echoey, the new space upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence is big as hell (and what a view!). These notes aren't great, but the show sure was (and with a cavalcade of guests), so you should join us when we do it in 2 months for the live episode 450. Anyway, The Notes: Happy 4/20! Nel...

Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show'd! We're going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson's tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don't want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This session is going well! Kliph issues an apology to Will...

Workin' on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we'll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It's a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner's...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it's hot y'all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80's sex romp comedy Beige Squadron: One Crazy Parsec! Easte...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will's job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom's butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will's top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show should be at Blade & Timber downtown on Friday April...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy's night Deuce! The Notes: It's a St. Patrick's Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will's dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick's Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We're groggy, lucky there's Magic Mind! Slap grogginess in the face!...

Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what's poppin' sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We're still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it's early! Wilford Br...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430's! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it'll be all figured out before we know it! Will saw Dune 2 and he A's my Q's! Dune-heads vs...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We're recording in person and we've got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we're legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We're bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our heart...

Zooming cause it's been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it's still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton's Celebration of Life (watch it at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs )! Get those asses checked! Will's radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! Our new million-dollar business...

Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It's Superbowl Sunday! Will's on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn't suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We're Watching to wrap it up! Woman in the Wall and Blue Eye Samurai!...

Will got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America's moistest podcast! Will's short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson's cat hates time! Will's Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a long-distance runner in a lot of ways! Dwarf raci...

We're doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy's experiences with his cancer fight and how he was doing at the time before things unfortunately ende...

A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we're watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here's what we've got— The Notes: Will drinks! Mourn you till we join you, An...

Zooming cause it's SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn't want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we'll see y'all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will's car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the system! Come sniff our contents! Wet your nose beak...

2nd Zoom's a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God's best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq...

New Year's Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn't miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we're lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will's potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don't hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his own spit! They want the juice! Who among us doesn...

Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can't shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crow...

Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq's dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don't trip)! Will is trying to make "afterhand" happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It's Always Sunny of yore! Will is a twitch streamer now! Will has unstable i...

DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it's a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered...