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Sailing down the river we bump into giant spiders, gangs of frog men and a troop of elves. When are we going to get to the Siege of Sardath? It's probably already finished by now... May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPO...

We revisit Lying Liam the Astrologer and confirm that even in a world where magic definitely exists, astrology would still be considered absolute toot.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: when...

We thought a ghost had killed us, but then we remembered that ghosts aren't real. And we were also reminded that the book had given us a way to escape, so we're back from the dead to continue the Siege of Sardath. Whatever that is.        May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthe...

The non-stop thrill ride of Siege of Sardath continues this week, as we try to guess passwords and decide whether to knock on a door or not.      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwhe...

New books are always exciting, and Siege of Sardath is no different, as we experience all the fun of attending council meetings and buying things from traders. Luckily we have a live audience of loyal listeners to amuse us.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SU...

We're on an important mission to pick up some extremely rare and valuable petrol, and we'll totally get on that right after we finish killing time in pointless death races, pimping our ride and stopping to investigate everything we come across. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spr...

Martyn's chatting up Chuck Norris and getting goaded into a death race this week, as he wastes petrol to gain petrol in this confusing installment of Freeway Fighter. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERC...

We have another go at fighting freeways this week, as Martyn climbs into the adjusted and heavily reinforced seat of the Dodge Interceptor. He can't even drive! May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDIS...

Here in my car, I can drop iron spikes, I release oil sprays, I can do handbrake turns, In cars... May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com/w4bshop SUPPORT US FOR FREE:...

I like driving in my car; it don't look much but I've been far. Blowing up a load of stuff; knuckle dusters make me tough.  I like driving in my car; even with a flat ty-re. Taking on a biker gang; shooting bad men in the wang. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SU...

This book is nothing like Mad Max. It's a very different, completely original story about post apocalyptic road warriors fighting for fuel.  Stop thinking about Mad Max. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH M...

We're on the trail of evil Inquisitor Karam Gruul with a few magic items from some horror tropes we met along the way. Can we survive long enough to defeat him? Win or die, this adventure ends here...    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi...

We're trying to collect all the MacGuffins to make the adventure last as long as possible, so we're off to the nearest pub to meet some graverobbers who we can definitely trust to tell us the truth and not poison us.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US...

The book has lumbered us with a fetch quest, so we're heading to a waxworks which is probably haunted, or cursed, or run by a pervert. Definitely at least one of those.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH M...

When you've killed an unkillable monster twice and even the book says you should probably stop fighting the monster, it's time to roll up your sleeves and wade straight back into round 3.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcas...

As we meet an undead monster from a slasher movie, it has become clear that this book is just a collection of horror tropes thrown together. Like Widow's Bay, except Widow's Bay is fun.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts...

There's been a terrible misunderstanding, and now we're being accused of murder. How can we make things right? Maybe some more murder?  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebig...

We end up on the trail of an assassin in a dangerous world full of vampires and werewolves. Why not just go out in the daytime then? Because reasons.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwag...

For full details about the Lindenbaum competition and to download and play all the gamebook entries, go to; https://www.lloydofgamebooks.com/2026/06/voting-is-now-open-for-2026-lindenbaum.html Voting is open until 5pm on the 27th August 2026.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spre...

Learning not to follow the crowd, looking for gainful employment, and dealing with painful maths for little to no reward - this episode sounds like a metaphor for growing up. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US W...

Whilst looking for a monastery in the mountains we find a man with a shaved head like a monk and wearing robes like a monk. Curse this book and its infuriatingly difficult riddles!      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts S...

Our weedy teenage hero has to be pretty brave and inspirational to command the respect of his contemporaries. Which is unfortunate. But he does have one thing they don't have. A wooden sword.      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4...

Instead of sticking to the road like a normal person, we're leading a group of our peers through the wet and muddy rice paddies, confident that there definitely won't be any terrifying mud-based monsters waiting to attack.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUP...

Our fifteen year old protagonist has to choose between storming an enemy encampment or sneaking into an enemy encampment quietly, mostly because in fantasy made-up medieval times there wasn't the option to watch TikTok all day instead.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthew...

Armed with a wooden sword and a tiny weak body, we start a new adventure with a few new rules. Sadly that's all it takes to confuse two middle-aged men, but luckily our live audience is much more intelligent that we are.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPOR...