Campaign On Dice

When you've killed an unkillable monster twice and even the book says you should probably stop fighting the monster, it's time to roll up your sleeves and wade straight back into round 3.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcas...

As we meet an undead monster from a slasher movie, it has become clear that this book is just a collection of horror tropes thrown together. Like Widow's Bay, except Widow's Bay is fun.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts...

There's been a terrible misunderstanding, and now we're being accused of murder. How can we make things right? Maybe some more murder?  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebig...

We end up on the trail of an assassin in a dangerous world full of vampires and werewolves. Why not just go out in the daytime then? Because reasons.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwag...

For full details about the Lindenbaum competition and to download and play all the gamebook entries, go to; https://www.lloydofgamebooks.com/2026/06/voting-is-now-open-for-2026-lindenbaum.html Voting is open until 5pm on the 27th August 2026.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spre...

Learning not to follow the crowd, looking for gainful employment, and dealing with painful maths for little to no reward - this episode sounds like a metaphor for growing up. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts SUPPORT US W...

Whilst looking for a monastery in the mountains we find a man with a shaved head like a monk and wearing robes like a monk. Curse this book and its infuriatingly difficult riddles!      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4bpodcasts S...

Our weedy teenage hero has to be pretty brave and inspirational to command the respect of his contemporaries. Which is unfortunate. But he does have one thing they don't have. A wooden sword.      May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/w4...

Instead of sticking to the road like a normal person, we're leading a group of our peers through the wet and muddy rice paddies, confident that there definitely won't be any terrifying mud-based monsters waiting to attack.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUP...

Our fifteen year old protagonist has to choose between storming an enemy encampment or sneaking into an enemy encampment quietly, mostly because in fantasy made-up medieval times there wasn't the option to watch TikTok all day instead.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthew...

Armed with a wooden sword and a tiny weak body, we start a new adventure with a few new rules. Sadly that's all it takes to confuse two middle-aged men, but luckily our live audience is much more intelligent that we are.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPOR...

Starving and weakened but still incredibly lucky and skilful, we finally face the White Dragon that has held us up for two whole episodes. But will a brilliant conversational gambit be enough to avoid having to break out a crowbar or two?  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadth...

Who has more patience - a fictional dragon with limited narrative options, or the dedicated listeners who voted for this self-destructive nonsense? Never underestimate Mark's commitment to a bit, as we settle into a snow-filled cave and grab a bite to... oh.   May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES:...

We find ourselves hiding in a cave waiting for a white dragon to go away, as it flies endlessly like a circle in a spiral, a wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel...  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.c...

Our adventuring party continues to grow larger, as we pick up a wounded barbarian to join the traumatised hiker we forced to tag along last week.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwag...

It's an educational episode this week, as we learn some facts about trees, and discover what bears really do in the woods.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com/...

This book is pure filth from cover to cover, full of phallic symbols and naughty drawings, and we were lucky to be joined by some of our hardcore VIP listeners for a LIVE recording of the first disgusting session of Tower of Destruction.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthe...

This book is just a random collection of disjointed paragraphs full of references to mad stuff that no-one has ever genuinely interacted with in any legitimate playthrough. May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US...

We explore the sandy shore (not that one), talk to some fishy people, and learn some terrible survival skills that definitely don't work in real life.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE:...

We go back to the dodgy fairground and the endless library with the sole purpose of seeking out LOGIC DOG. It might help if we paid attention, but it seems unlikely that we'll start now.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthe...

This book is full of interesting ideas and fun monsters. It's just a shame that they're all in the paragraphs we're not reading as part of our adventure.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDIS...

Why are the Black Shadows actually purple? Can you make armour out of glass? Who is the most dizzying of all the Cliffs? Some of these questions might be answered in this episode.    May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy...

We finally get to use the Aleph, which is an item we definitely knew we had, and we absolutely know what it does.     May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCHANDISE: whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com/w4bsho...

There's a surprise behind every door in the endless library, from practical jokers to indifferent cloakroom attendants. No sign of a cohesive story yet though... May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spreadthewhimsy SUPPORT US WITH MERCH...

We bring a live audience of our beloved listeners to a smelly tent and an endless library, as we go looking for the Spectral Stalkers. Or maybe try to escape from them, it's not really clear.  May our stamina never fail!  IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE DO AND WANT TO HELP US CONTINUE; SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO BE PART OF FUTURE LIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/spreadthewhimsy   SUPPORT US ON KO-FI: ko-fi.com/spread...