Secret Sesh

Behind! 18.04.2024 10:30 ↓

Crumbs in the couch, crumbs in my shirt, call me a damn crumb cake (if you dare).

Daddy, I'm Sucking These Grits Dry! 05.04.2024 5:23 ↓

When there's a ghost you need to bust, who you gonna call? Constantine. I feel like that guy is probably better equipped to handle something like that. Shia Laberdoodle is his friend and that counts for something (and something isn't nothing). I was afraid to try and spell his last name

Ok, So 21.03.2024 9:46 ↓

In all seriousness- I think I talked into the microphone that wasn't recording. Sorry. Actually, no I'm not. This is an artistic choice, dog. Be cool. Damn, I fucked up.

The IRS Stole My Son! 13.03.2024 10:11 ↓

There isn't always a pot of gold at the ned of the rainbow, but there is always a man with a green hat who has been overserved.

Treasure Chest 08.03.2024 12:11 ↓

I'm talking about big cans. Mombo jombos.

A Whole New World 02.03.2024 12:28 ↓

I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's raining. Rain rain go away, come again another day. I gotta find better shoes.

Catch Me 02.03.2024 9:35 ↓

The waves are ridden. Big shredders. Your face meets mine. We kiss under the beaming glow of Trump tower. We never see each other again. For shame.

Moments Before 02.03.2024 5:33 ↓

This takes a turn

They're Teenagers Now 28.02.2024 14:08 ↓

But in the future, they'll have powers.

Crimbus Morning 28.02.2024 16:35 ↓

I really need a doctor.

Live From a Parking Lot 24.02.2024 11:32 ↓

All glory unto he who kisses the whole hole of the ass.

Hands Up 20.02.2024 16:28 ↓

The river was running so we had to dam it up. It's all plugged now. I remember when plugs didn't just mean for hair- it's a damn shame that age comes faster than youth leaves you. Anyways, I was thinking about getting fast food later.

Gibberish, A Language For Monarchs 16.02.2024 7:21 ↓

A man walks into a bar. He's not doing well. His wife left, his house burned down, and his car is quite literally, a nitrous fueled forklift. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is.

Philly to Pittsburgh 13.02.2024 10:30 ↓

The churning. Butter. My guts. Yum yum in my tum tum.

The Motherload 10.02.2024 28:05 ↓

Mama Mia, here I go again. I smoked a really lot amount. This was a big $40 blunt. Really too much, if I'm being honest. I feel like I've ruined my day, ergo. I think I'm gonna start using a bunch of malapropisms here. You're conceived, sir.

Krank 2 10.02.2024 16:37 ↓

Kason Steakum keeps his heart rate above 5 for 30 minutes.

Make it Stop 10.02.2024 13:29 ↓

The invasion will not be silent. We will overcome. Yeah, and two small orders of fries.

Footlong 06.02.2024 17:18 ↓

When life gives you lemons, find out what the fuck happened to cold, hard, cash.

Beating My Son 01.02.2024 12:19 ↓

The door is basically open, but the window never shuts. All beware, the floor is lava.

Jeffrey's Journey 31.01.2024 15:11 ↓

A tale of abstinence, precision, and self indulgence.

Trunk Junk 30.01.2024 9:48 ↓

When the steam is blowing, you better get to rowing because the dog is hot.

Steak Night! 30.01.2024 24:56 ↓

The sea is salty, but the lake is full of poop.

The Friend Zone 28.01.2024 10:37 ↓

Boys will be boys and girls will remain a mystery to me.

Parking Spot 26.01.2024 13:08 ↓

When a boy becomes a man, he gets older .

One Thing Led To Another 24.01.2024 12:14 ↓

A jet ski by any other name. Kisses from the deep blue sea- the first part got cut off.