Not For Nothin'

What do monster truck, peacocks & diner have in common? That's where Chris is spending his vacation. We try to figure out the WNBA playoffs. It's looking a little chalky. Then we make our week 2 picks. It's really all downhill from here.

No one, and I mean no one can waste 20 minutes talking about nothing like these two can. They do end up getting excited for the WNBA playoffs and then pick every single spread for the NFL week 1 games. That's it. That's the show.

We've come to realize that Chris, as a sports fan is completely monogamous and can only love one team at a time. All other teams are dead to him. Kris, on the other hand likes to have multiple part...er um teams. definitely only for sports teams. Obviously they get into the Aces-Liberty game, bringing excitement for the WNBA Playoffs to begin. Then, as the NFL season approaches, they give their mo...

Chris calls in while on vacation in uber-bougie Aspen. Must be nice. They work their way through sex scene in movies and the point of strip clubs. This all stems from Kris's most over-rated movie. Moving on to safer topics - they get into sports and NFL throwback jerseys, Kris enjoyed watching baseball again, but with certain conditions. And then Kris grinds his gears about waiting in line for a d...

Ep. 431 Not For Nothin' Being Nude & Free by Kris & Chris

Chris starts us off by over-sharing. Then we try a new segment, but get easily sidetracked and distracted within our or words. So we move on to wondering what it's like to get your balls stomped on, on purpose and grind our gear about the open road. We also went to a WNBA game and it was glorious. Kris finishes off the episode by finishing Chris off about his anger of the US World Cup exit.

No one talks about nothing like these two guys. You'll just have to give listen. But while you're here, join us in pouring one out for Paul Reubens. Eventually we might talk a little sports Luckily football season is almost here.

It's another episode of the rewatch...er...a...uh...well never mind. Basically this one turns into a movie & actor reviews. Chris has stories from the road - he made friends with an escort. They belatedly celebrate ConAir Day! Yup that's actually a thing. It's HoF season and Kris has a great idea how to us AI and ChatGPT - replace baseball writers/voters! They do talk some sports but it's really n...

Here's the deal. We are able to fill 30+ minutes talking mostly about baseball, while sprinkling in Macklemore, starter jackets, Wham documentaries and if Seattle is a "water" type city. That tells you all you need to know about this episode. Plus we ramble on for another 30.

Chris wants to sing some sea shanties while he's on the coast of Maine. Instead these two debate Lobster vs. Haddock. There's only losers in this discussion. They manage to enjoy some fireworks this fourth, but these two are the real duds. Eventually they get into some WNBA talk, there's no other sports worth getting into now anyway. Then Kris manages to put themselves out of their misery by grind...

Chris tries his hand at impressions. He really went all out in trying to do Adam Sandler & Jon Lovitz, huh? Somehow that leads us to kinda ranking old sitcoms (but only with a studio audience...jesus f'ing christ). Fortunately we work our way to a post-NBA Draft review. Boy does Chris hate the Spurs again, huh? Then we end on some WNBA talk as always. I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff in between, but...

Chris honor Juneteenth by doing what ever other white person does, golfing! Kris reviews a documentary about Gordon Lightfoot - what is this NPR? Chris goes to a Mets game, but we're still not sure if he enjoyed the whole experience. The positive was Pride Night and Cracker Jills (cause they have no nuts, get it). But the down side was baseball, the Cardinals and Daniel Vogelbach. That's so Chris....

What would a Not For Nothin' game show be like? We think we nailed the answer. Chris starts talking about how coaches dress, which leads them to somehow going down a very inappropriate conversation involving Dairy Queen and Butterfingers. Yikes. Then Chris really gets weird talking about a movie called Tiptoes. He doesn't do a good job of selling it. But it does sound insane. They somehow move awa...

Man June kinda sucks right? Except for the nice weather, what else is there really? We decide to take a crap on weddings and help Chris pick out a good pair of shoes to wear with his cheap-ass suit. And surprise it involves the in-laws. Anyway Chris also is bothered by the amount of signs in the world now, is he wrong? Finally we figure out if the NY Liberty will be good and pull it all together....

In-laws, moving & our dark secrets of our animal body count. But then we talk about how the Heat murdered the Celtics playoffs come-back hopes. Then we discuss Jaylen Brown, and how we're rooting for Jeff Green to win a chip. Then we try to decide if Nick Nurse is actually a good hire. Oh also we're kinda finding a little respect for the NBA refs. Now that's crazy.

We start off talking Love Sacs, before paying our respects to the LEGEND and everyones Queen, Tina Turner. Then we do a quick WNBA rundown, before ending with how we're not surprised about the Celtics coming back from 0-3. But will they win the series? We're split on that. We do finish off with a little grinding of our gears over NBA fans and court-side seats.

Kris hates boomers, especially in his kitchen. Chris hates all condiments except for Mustard? Is Ranch a west coast thing? They finally get to NBA Playoff talks, please don't give us Lakers-Heat finals again. I guess all of our favorite team to root for now has to be the Nuggets right? Is the Knicks even trying to run an offense? They end the show trying to be happy for the city of Pittsburgh for...

Chris starts off with his Al Pacino impression. Kris says what's Kraken? So he's into the NHL playoffs I guess. Actually he might have got Chris into it, cause the NBA Playoffs just aren't doing it for either of them. Although they did watch, so they do talk about it. Kris finishes the episode off by grinding his gears on the NFL Draft. RJ come back to us!

We start off playing a game called, "is it sex, or singing?" Chris is eavesdropping on the person on the other side of his hotel wall. We celebrate the Knicks winning the NBA Championship...er, no that can't be right. Oh yeah, they won 3 games in the first round series. Go crazy Knicks fans, you've earned it! We try to make some NBA predictions but it's so fricking hard. Maybe we shouldn't gamble...

Chris relives his skater days in NOLA, while Kris looks forward to the NOLA food. AAU has become a scam at this point now, right? It's also something that doesn't really serve the purpose it used to. "Defund the AAU!" We talk some basketball "Light The BEAM!" Then finish this off with Kris grinding his gears about the anti-charge takes that are just stupid.

Kris breaks down his death hike in Arizona and his new love of cacti. We wonder if its possible to consume 50,000 beers...in 30 years? It's crazy to think, but not that crazy. Both of us think Baseball is fun and exciting now. Hell we might even watch a little. Then Chris grinds his gears of the media trying to jump on the Women's Basketball bandwagon. Too late, it's full. suck it.

Chris is back in the esports business, unfortunately. Kris grinds his gears over society already ruining A.I. (and chatgpt). They move on to bad dating and why blind dates have to be the worst...but is it worse than online dating? Then they finally get around to sports - A little WNBA talk and some MachMadness, which hasn't felt all that mad even with the upsets.

It's March, the best tournament of the year is starting and Kris didn't fill out a bracket? Now that is Madness. The good news is we get to say F*ck off forever Boeheim. Not gonna miss you. We discuss the NBA and the recent Jokic backlash. Good luck to Damon Stoudamire at GT. Then Kris wonders why there are matinee concerts and we say goodbye to a legend, Bobby Caldwell.

Chris is sick...don't worry it's Covid. So he's hold up in a hotel in LA and we've got a lot of making up to do. We decide which disaster would you want, how good of a movie if Tombstone & old phone technology. Kris has a life decision to make, should he become a plumber? Then we try to have Ja Morant's back and how how happy we are for Geno Smith getting paid. The real only conclusion we came to...

Kris is having a girls weekend and learns what it would be like to have two teenage daughters. Chris give a Harry & The Hendersons analogy. Chris laments going back to Montana. Then we pay our respects to a fallen hero, Dave Jolicoeur of De La Soul. Can we stop with the nostalgic tv commercials. We end this with a bang, which is more than I can stay about the NBA dunk contest. Good job Mac, I gues...