Not For Nothin'

Kris was supposed to have a special west-coast guest in the studio, but someone got cold feet, so we won't say his name. So the guest basically just sat there while Chris and Kris ramble-on. They are all over the place (:44). Once the guest leaves, the boys can move forward with their picks. They both did well last week, so... good for you two (31:52).

Chris starts off this episode with a special guest, and former podcast producer. The infamous Jon Sargent. Oh, yeah it's because Kris is on vacation, again. They reminisce for a while, before getting to the heart of Jons appearance, musical super groups (4:39). I strongly believe this is why Kris went on vacation. And honestly, their conversation should have ended with The Highwaymen. Move on boys...

The boys recap their weekend getaway together in Brooklyn. Then get into some hardcore ranting. I've never heard some foul language from K-Kris (8:04). They give baseball its due - 2 minutes, tops. They move on to week 6 picks, their bad parlay system, and how they think they will do better this week (24:16). Not happening boys, but you keep trying.

Chris is in a good mood, so that means a lot of rambling. Actually, that happens regardless. This goes on for a while, so... Honestly, I don't know what they talk about until they start making predictions for week 5 (26:14). And that's what we're all here for really. Just remember kids if you're going to gamble, do the opposite of these two.

Apparently Chris hates the NFL. Because he thought week 3 was lame. But it was still better than college games buddy. Chris shares a stat which proves how dumb QBR is. Then applaud the NFL & NBA for standing up to the idiot-in-chief and prove these two can have a civil discourse. Proud of you boys (3:39). For unexplained reasons, Carmelo going to OKC makes these guys compare super-teams to super-g...

This episode starts off stupidly trying to figure out who the best team is in the NFL after two weeks. Then they also somehow think the NFL needs fixing through the kicking game or trades (5:05). In honor of the passing of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, the boys discussion dissolves into a WWE-style in ring promo. Just not sure if this is a worked shoot or not. Since that tirade too way too long, the b...

Not for Nothin' decided to start a wins pool among the listenership. Shouldn't they do a loosers pool(3:10)? They laugh at the new NFL replay tablet guy and why they can't do anything right, unlike like the NBA who nails everything (12:07). Don't even get them started on Hank Williams Jr return to MNF, oh too late (22:55). After yammering in each others ear holes for too long, the boys have to do...

Can't believe these two have made it a whole year. Chris and Kris are so excited to be back picking NFL games again, they celebrate Brock Osweiler's return to Bronco orange and Geno Smith on the Giants (:51). These guys are so dumb. They take issue with a former NFL exec who somehow has a platform to speak about nothin (19:54). Let the craziness and madness begin... the boys make their week 1 pick...

Kris mans the studio as Chris calls in to make some NFL season predictions. They each pick a division winner, wild cards, who they like and hate. they talk Three Men and a Baby trilogy film, and creating a podcast network. Then for the grand finally they make dumb Super Bowl winners.

Like the eclipse that was happening the same day, please do not stare directly into this episode. In fact, it's not a coincidence this episode happened on the same day. I'm pretty sure the boys mailed this one in... from the beach. Try to enjoy.

Kris starts the show by himself by giving the one-finger sendoff to Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria (00:59). Then he talks more about why robot umpires shouldn't exist (9:49). Stop talking football, man. Moving on to football, he goes on a rant before Chris is able to call in (36:16). They talk more football & rookie QB's.

It's officially football season, which means Chris and Kris start off talking baseball. Typical. (1:00). Eventually they do toss the old pigskin around, verbally speaking (14:20). From now on, it's all football. just listen, you'll like it.

Kris badly fills the time by himself, until Chris decides to show up, by talking baseball. But when that happens its so dope. But of course, they just talk more baseball (8:46). Chris shares his umpiring story as a teen, which further emphasizes robot umpires (23:10). They work in racist movies, Miley Cyrus and spiting on people. These guys are weird. But they keep on talking baseball almost to th...

They start off strong talking about little things, water & radio. What a concept. Of course it comes to a head talking about 90s country music. (7:51). The natural transitions from this leads to NY basketball tabloid talk of course (9:36). They do a little NFL shop-talk (28:40). Once they realize they've run out of stuff to talk about, they force-feed themselves baseball (34:30). Finally they deci...

Chris and Kris try to put on their most professional hats on and interview their (now) favorite documentary film-makers in the biz today. They discuss the new 30 for 30 doc, Mike & the Mad Dog. Then wrap up the best show of their lives talking NBA Summer League and then of course bash baseball, it's a tradition now.

Shout-out to our man Bob Seger for rocking Spotify. Then they get into independence day, and what's all the hoopla, or lack there of surrounding it. They even throw in a few good conspiracies theories for the heck of it. They talk ad nauseam about the Knicks and NBA off-season, then finish off the show, as always, by bashing baseball. And for some reason Chris comes to the defense of Chris Christi...

As Kris is off celebrationg the 4th with sparklers, Chris does a show with his Knicks-aholic friend Mike Davey. What perfect timing with the eternal hope that springs anew, Phil Jackson being fired. But first they do what they do best, talk about weddings and jazz… wait what (1:33)? They reluctantly get around to talking Knicks, which takes a while (13:51). They work their way to other NBA offseas...

it's all NBA Draft talk, again and the upcoming off-season. Talk about beating a dead horse. (OO:40). Then they move onto the Big3 League, hey look more basketball talk (45:55). They reminisce about Morgana the kissing bandit and how she'd fit into todays society (50:30). And finally they get to the good stuff... more baseball hating. Astros v Rockies World Series, our lock of the summer (53:50).

K-Kris starts off the show by himself and is juiced for the NBA Draft, but his monologue doesn't last long, because C-Chris shows up soon enough and who knows where the show goes from here (4:38). They move on to super teams and why players don't want to admit they are on one (24:30). Seattle best chance for a new team (38:16), then finish off the show talking Sixers bandwagon and making the playo...

C & K start talking DC Sports, why (1:01)? Chris's mom, makes the guarantee of the week - Warriors win Game 5 and the series, while Chris tries get out of his Steak bet, which he lost (5:48). Then doubles down with a bottle of wine on who wins game 5. This leads to the best steak they ever had (13:13). They talk a little football, Sebastian Telfair being a bad boy, and bad sneaker collections and...

Kris goes solo again, like a lonely housewife. So he talks to himself about Colin Kaepernick (these guys just can't let it go), again (2:48). Then he solo riffs on the NBA Finals (21:11). Out of desperation he moves on to boring old baseball to finish off the show (47:00). And Steven Soderbergh does not show up for the show.

Warning! listen at your own discretion. This one is just off the rails... but it's in tribute to Chris Cornell, so it's cool.

Kris starts the show on his own, but Chris does eventually gets behind the mic. In the mean time, Kris has his expert rambling hot takes (2:00). Once Chris is in the house the boys talk about mother day, Mary J Blige and creating drink names at their unique bar (8:20).

Kris hosts the show solo (seriously dude, try not to act too excited), and starts off talking golf... wait what?!?! Chris really needs to come back (1:20). Then he sort gets on track talking NBA Playoffs (14:00). Then he talks about LaVar Ball and the shoe game (40:20). Then finishes it off with the sorry-ass Knicks before he realizes he rambled too long and the shows over (55:55). Man I hope the...

It was a big draft weekend for the NFL and the Big3 basketball league. To celebrate, Kris and Chris crack Miller Lites, and talk a little Whitesnake... yeah that makes sense (2:90). Then they talk NFL season over/under, since it's May, so of course NFL (14:40). To wrap it up they talk about Chris's unique betting strategy for the rest of the NBA playoffs (37:00).