NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

You’ll be old one day. Patrick turns 47 on Veterans Day and goes live anyway, starting with a leaking water heater and an update on the search for a Hackamania 2027 venue after things with the Plaza fell through. Charles Chance calls in with the story of his job interview at a turkey processing plant, and then Patrick revisits the old Waffle House pull-drop-mark training video, jelly packets...

‘Twas the night before Patrick’s birthday, and after days stuck in bed he found a window to go live, though he admits Hackamania is up in the air. Michael Ray Bower tells the story of his time on the She’s Out of Control set, and Patrick digs into the rumors about who is editing Chad Zumock’s special. Karl Hamburger asks for privacy about Jenny Jingles, and Kevin Brennan sp...

It’s a stripped-down version of This Little Piggy, with Patrick catching up with the latest goofs from Aaron Imholte and the Steel Toe Morning Show. Karl from WATP backed out of TLP this week and then went live half an hour earlier on his own channel with Anthony Cumia to cover Aaron, and Patrick spends a good part of the show trying to make sense of it. Echoing Supertips cause audio trouble...

Right, right, right. Patrick pops on for a short, unplanned show after catching Chad Zumock live explaining how he secretly taped his comedy special at Sidesplitters, with his voice shaking the entire time. Chad walks through the two nights and the five-camera crew, and describes coming back Saturday to land the two jokes he wants to name the special after. He blames the people who tape his sets a...

It’s time for our very own monster mash! Patrick almost canceled tonight’s Halloween show because he was feeling rough, but he powered through, and hanging out with the Onion Army helped him feel better. Let’s watch Kevin Brennan and his band of merry dum dums waste their Saturday night getting along on Misery Loves Company, gang! KarmicX’s vampire impression sucks, and his...

Patrick wasn’t aware there wasn’t a TLP this week, so let’s get together and see what’s new with Aaron Imholte without Karl laughing and Moody bringing out props. What a bunch of clowns. The show opens with chat and Supertips, a new rumor about Karl’s freckles, and a long run of gibberish Harm voice tips. Patrick then digs into the Steel Toe Morning Show as Aaron spen...

Come watch Chad Zumock and react with the community, as YouTube is encouraging us to do! Patrick goes live after a YouTube prompt suggested he watch and react with his community, so he tunes in to Chad’s own show. Chad insists his special is filmed, paid for and being edited, and he claims he always promised it would be 30 minutes, even though Patrick points out he said 27 minutes last week....

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe! Aaron gets recognized at Costco, mocks Karl over an offer to pie him at Hackamania, explains corpora...

Patrick is back after a short break and not feeling great, so he picks up with Chad Zumock’s show after Chad’s exit from Kevin Brennan’s MLC, while Kevin himself hangs out in the chat past midnight. Chad declares that he rides alone, refunds and blasts Brian Landon, one of the top donors to his special, and then reacts to Rocco’s emergency stream, where Brian lays out the t...

For the love of Melton! A show! Chad Zumock is emotionally broken, lost and fifty-two years of age, and staring down a long empty calendar to nowhere after the secret filming of his special this past weekend. If you’re lost, you ain’t the only one! Come hang out and go over Chad’s latest meltdown, emotional outbursts, and subsequent poor decisions. We can mix in some singing or n...

Patrick is not exactly set up to do shows. But when in the past twenty years have we let that stop the fun? Come hang! The new studio is still a construction zone, the painter left the house a mess, and Moody went in and changed every Supertip alert setting. Brian Landon’s test stream gets a look, because the test stream is the best stream. Chad Zumock is out at MLC and falling out with Kevi...

It’s HUNCHDAY, so come hang out with Patty the Squid! That’s a new nickname I’m trying to get going. Pretty cool, eh? This is a quick morning pop-in before a busy day of house stuff. Patrick gives an update on his iPhone battery, the new flooring, and the move, and explains that the membership money is going toward tile. Chad Zumock goes live right as the show starts, so we watch...

Patrick’s move got pushed back a couple of days, so we’re doing one more show in the old studio before it all gets packed up. Aaron Imholte struggles through a Monday on the Steel Toe Morning Show and heads toward a record goal loss, while Stoney’s 30th anniversary apparently never ends. Karl Hamburger’s YouTube strike disappears thanks to Shuli’s contact at YouTube,...

It’s the last real show in this studio, and Patrick spends most of it watching Kevin Brennan live on MLC. Kevin replays Redbar’s ‘Patrick ate’ clip, picks apart a car crash call on Tookie’s show, chases a cricket he swears was a smoke alarm, keeps calling Dr. Steve and boots Lady KB and Dave Sarah off his show. Aaron Imholte then admits he’s done with radio, pos...

Michael Ray Bower has been dipping his diabetic toes deeper and deeper in the Dabbleverse, and he’s lashing out at Patrick about it. Watch Patrick get wrecked by Donkeylips on a recent show. More impressive is his recent guest appearance with KarmicX which may require an old-fashioned deep dive to break down properly. (Re-uploaded due to bad internet connection during live stream.) Watch on...

The ripples of Rodney’s big Friday event continue reverberating throughout the Dabbleverse, with nobody processing the event harder than Stuttering John himself. Watch the Duke of Dumb dig deep in to history to try and continue his self-gaslighting about the worst comedy show ever. Michael Ray Bower has been dipping his diabetic toes deeper and deeper in the Dabbleverse, and he’s lashi...

Patrick held the show hostage for 200 likes, and his dog’s tail sent him to the emergency vet. KarmicX raged at Kevin Brennan for calling his show a performance, then went back on MLC, where Kevin grilled him about Cardiff and told him to get a job. Smeiel Buckman fought his camera and then went after Haley. Chad Zumock’s show with Christian Blat got into Karl Hamburger’s numbers...

Hackamania 2027 tickets are on sale now at hackamania.com, and they are limited. Dave Sarah explains why he released his messages with Kevin Brennan, while Kevin keeps holding on to Chad Zumock. Chad goes live from the road on his drive back to Tampa, reading chat and blocking people as he drives. Rocco thinks he has found the secret date for Chad’s comedy special, but Chad’s own Faceb...

The freaks out here fr fr cashing they government checks an errrthang. It is what is is. Donkey lips and KarmicX have had it with people telling them how to live thier lives! Why won’t you just give them money? Kevin Brennan dives in to Dabble drama and sinks to new lows. Chad Zumock is missing tens of dollars and needs your support as well. Mersh is a different person than he was four month...

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe! This week: Moody put together a hypocrisy compilation on Aaron after the MSH/Ice Dancer fallout, we...

Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, the way this is unfolding might turn on really bad for everyone involved. Kevin Brennan is taking his shirt off on screen for money. New badges! New fri...

What a week it’s been. We began wondering if we would ever hear from Haley again after the trouncing she received from the Crabbleverse in the past few days. Cut to Wednesday and Haley is live making fun of Mersh being made twice the fool by his lady love, Icedancer. Plus Chad is really on one lately because of his fat stacks and the lack of scrutiny he is receiving due to the misfortune of...

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie from the Bedabbler Networkand Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!

You’re not gonna believe it! We’re weaving webs and walking on ’em barefoot out here! It’s late, I’m tired, and you deserve whatever I have left in the tank. Come catch me up since you know it all, nerd!

Wouldn’t you like to get away? Did someone order a side of dabblesauce? Haley has a past that is rearing its ugly head and everyone wants everyone to respond! KarmicX has a new documentary that focuses on his personality defects in a most magnificent way!