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Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes, get some feedback from the attendees, and unravel the sick ball of yarn that was one of the worst comedy shows ever! Geno Bisconte and his wife Keanu have sunk lower than ever. Stuttering John is c...

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining the birds and the bees. KarmicX and Chad are fighting each other like real tards. The big show this Friday at Rodney’s is shaping up to be a big nothing burger, but who will show and wh...

Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC where Stuttering John, Geno and the Keek, Cumia and Kevin Brennan will be in attendance. Chad Zumock tries to get some drama going by acting like a tough guy. Plus a bunch of other Dabblever...

Charles Chance is getting gacked about Hackamania! Michael Ray Bower has some thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show. Chad Zumock has had some insane streams lately, and we really need to catch up while he’s on a YouTube hiatus. KarmicX is threatening to stop streaming in his latest tantrum, but followers of the Minnesota Slow know it’s just another attempt at getting pity from his d...

Patrick isn’t dead, no matter how hard you wished for it to be true! So much has happened in the past week and a half that there isn’t really a way to make a plan. So let’s just get to it and see how much of the latest Dabbleverse dookie we can wade through. Sound like a plan? Micheal Ray Bower is big mad at Patrick for some reason. There’s tons of new Chad Zumock clowning...

Patrick is in Atlantic City and wants to do a quick show to talk about the weekend developments, answer any questions you may have, and grift for money to play poker with as his spiral of losing continues!

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, Tookie and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Patrick is heading off to Atlantic City for the Stupor Bowl meetup, but he wants to hang with you slerbs for a bit before taking off! Chad Zumock will not be in AC, because he’s a pro comedian doing pro work. We may or may not have a secret recording of one of Chad’s latest standup sets. Stuttering John is backing out of his boxing challenge to Rocco, and Patrick wants to make it more...

Stuttering John has challenged Rocco to a boxing match, and Rocco has accepted. But in this world people are constantly challeging each other to fights that never happen. Will this be different? Summer Sinclair is cranking away at her comedy career and it’s time we checked in on her. Mersh is done with the Dabbleverse and it looks like resident grandpa Schmuel Buckman has triggered yet anoth...

Why don’t you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!

Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a homeowner evaporating. Matt Mead still hasn’t learned damage control and continues to make things worse for himself. Aaron Imholte is doing great, crushing the haters and making us feel! Mersh thinks Pat...

Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you’ve ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his life an whereabouts. Scarlett continues her parade of shows while completely alienating her original e-Daddy Mersh, who completely loses it on her for her appearance on Ethan Ralph’s show. Aa...

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Patrick has put out an offer for Stuttering John to come to Hackamania, but just like a bunch of buffoons before him, he’s handled in the wrong way! Felicia Gillespie has a track record of being completely nuts when it comes to relationships. Michael Ray Bower is trying to make the most of the new year, but will it stick? Chad Zumock does another walk and talk stream where he reveals how muc...

KarmicX is living at Felicia Gillespie’s place again, because he can’t be alone with his own thoughts in the frozen Minnesota north. But it doesn’t seem like he is finding peace and happiness in his newfound old relationship, and the cracks are already forming in this simple man’s facade. Kevin Brennan doesn’t understand anything, and the meltdowns lately have been am...

Chad Zumock admits he has no skills and talent while rehashing what went wrong with his life, but still blames other people for his shortcomings. Let’s watch Chad learn about the internet in real time as he discovers his very own Pizzagate. Kevin Brennan is still obsessed with the numbers. Michael Ray Bower has a chance to start over, but what does that mean for the once super-successful and...

Kevin Brennan is living the dream. Sure, his Patreon numbers are down, but he’s not going to let that bother him. As a matter of fact, he’s playing a joke on all of us because he’s making up the money elsewhere. Don’t worry about him. He’s doing fine. You’re all just Melton trolls, anyway. Keanu Thompson may be growing tired of her husband as he inches towards s...

Chad Zumock spent another weekend drunk in the tiny apartment he claims is only a temporary housing situation. Watch as he tries to confront Scarlett about her issues while his daddy Kevin uses her for chuckles. Ashley Cummings needs the Dabbleverse even though she claims to be tired of it. She can’t cash her $20 checks fast enough! Aaron Imholte leaves his basement and gets more views than...

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

KarmicX reveals why he flip-flopped on Hackamania on Monday, despite not being offered anything – he’s back together with Felicia, the woman he complains controls his life and his show to his own detriment. Watch as this poor simpleton reckons with his own decisions in real time. Chad Zumock has been revealed as a fraud, with the recent revelations of his tiny apartment and imaginary g...

It’s a new year, but the same old ghouls are running around arguing about nonsense! Ashley Cummings and Keanu have been clashing over their fallout, and it’s hard to tell which one of them is more redacted. Keanu spills a secret about Ashley and the passive-aggressive battle is one you won’t want to miss! Scarlett Hampton is getting close to Karmic and it appears he’s ready...

Join Patrick and Tookie as they talk about the old, ring in the new, and celebrate with fans as we head in to the Dabbleverse in 2026! What will this insane world have in store for us in the coming year?

Kevin Brennan can’t stop terrorizing Patrick! First he calls the iRS to report the fearless Onion leader, and now he’s calling The Plaza hotel to waste employees time for no payoff. Pluperfest in Las Vegas was a tremendous success! As long as you don’t know what success is and you enjoy spin! Patrick wasn’t going to talk about it, but it seems Blade and Karl are fighting ov...

Patrick has been sick for almost a week – full of aches, coughs, wheezes and sneezes. But it’s wearing off. Let’s see if he even still remembers how to do any of this. Come for a special late night hang out where the only thing on the menu is uncertainty. Enjoy!