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We at Horrorble Opinions have come up with an excellent drinking game to play while listening to us chat about 2025’s The Monkey. Take a shot every time the phrase “It is what it is” is said. Just kidding, don't do that. You will literally die a horrorble death just like all the people in this fantastic movie did. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under C...

The nightmare has finally ended. Join us as we discuss the ups and downs of the entire Nightmare On Elm Street franchise. Rejoice as Daniel continues to be right and have the best opinions about everything. Cringe as the problematic 4th host makes himself known. Gasp as Kenny tries to have a cake in bed while two bedmates go to pound town. And please join us in our pleas for Bob Shaye to put the g...

We at Horrorble Opinions would have preferred standing in a circle giving each other the ole dick twist instead of being forced to watch this movie but that would have been a pleasant dream on elm street instead of what we watched which was A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) remake. Trigger warning if you liked this movie or thought this movie was a good idea, looking at you Bob Shaye, we spend the...

Today on Horrorble Opinions we play murder fuck kill with 2003’s Freddy Vs Jason. On our previous watch of this we came at it from the Friday the 13th viewpoint and were disappointed but from the Nightmare On Elm Street angle this shit rocks harder than a Kia Sorento at a butt rock concert. Butt Rock brought to you by Bob Shaye! Special appearance by Hypnotoad. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic"...

We at Horrorble Opinions would like to extend a big welcome back to papa Wes as he returns to the nightmare franchise with Wes Cravens New Nightmare (1994). While he was out getting milk some terrible terrible things were done to the nightmare household. But now that he’s back he’s here to say that his freddy is good and the others suck. Tulpa Tulpa. Big shoutout to Bob Shaye for getting the famil...

It's finally safe to go back to sleep with Horrorble Opinions because we've made it to Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991), directed by Rachel Talalay. This movie doesn't get a number! Who needs a number when you have so many uses for power gloves? We also have a new idea for ice-cream man that you'll want to hear. Oh. Oh! And you can learn how to relax with two fingers!...

Who better to break confidentiality laws to let you know you're just a little bit preggers than Horrorble Opinions as we hold your hand and watch the diminishing returns that is A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989), directed by Stephen Hopkins. The one-liners in this are something truly extraordinary, in the extra-ordinary sense! But hey, whatever ruvs your engines, Ryan. W...

Relax into that waterbed of yours and listen as your three returning hosts get killed one by one and have their podcasting powers stolen by the dream master in A Nightmare on Elm Street 4:  The Dream Master (1988).  Ryan hates the music in this one. Seems to be a recurring theme. Might have to kick him off the show again. Maybe bring him back for one more episode and then kill him off in the begin...

Have a seat at the table friends, time to celebrate! It's Horrorble Opinions 200th episode and we are discussing...well, it's a secret! You'll have to listen to find out! What are wrists if not just arms? How do you say pull on it in cow language? Should female animals have bosoms? When does Goku not need his medicine? Which one of us identifies as an emperor penguin? Who thinks people...

Take a handful of Hypnocil with your popcorn and join Horrorble Opinions as we continue watching the expanding lore of Freddy Krueger with the next installment, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), directed by Chuck Russell. Someone has decided to make it a thing that the title has a number and colon with a name! This one has it's own theme song. That's cool, right? Kenny sa...

Unlike A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, your Horrorble hosts would never pretend that our homoerotic moments weren't intentional. We wanna see dongs represented more in horror films! If that's wrong then strip us naked in the gym shower and smack our butts with a towel while we stare at Bob Shaye in a very flattering leather outfit. I mean "oh nooo, don't do that!" Director Jack Shol...

Your Horrorble hosts are diving in for another fantastic/punishing marathon of a beloved horror franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street. We of course start with 1984's Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Is Freddy gonna take better care of us than Jason or Michael did? Where will this first movie rank amongst the other masterpieces in the other big franchises? Latex is cool, long arms...

Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a workforce of kittens is immoral? When does Kenny Wong get his own admiration podcast? Where should you go to plug it up? Is this...

Put on your accent modulator and have your hunting kit ready because we going to kill us a werewolf! Maybe! Eventually! That's right! Horrorble Opinions Plays Hunter: The Reckoning - The Beast of Glenkildove (2025), by William Brown. Take off your shoes let's skip on down to the old country. Ryan does voices, again, but cannot pronounce the names of any LOTR characters. Daniel is a one person show...

Three podcasters wash up on a mysterious island of fishmen and are forced by a wealthy white dude who parades around with half clothed haitians to watch a terrible movie called Screamers:  Island of the Fishmen.  Not one robot in this movie and we still miss Chuck. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http:/...

Join Horrorble Opinions as we birth the newest terror in vampire lore: Dr. Akula Count Orlok 2nd Vlad of His Name Doug! We play Vampire The Masquerade: Night Road, by Kyle Marquis. Alright, let's be honest. Ryan sits and listens while Daniel reads wave after wave after wave of text. In almost two hours there might only be 5 game decisions that get made. Trigger Warning: Bored. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "S...

Listen up class.  Today we will be learning about mine reclamation via cookies and toothpicks.  If there’s time at the end of class we might discuss 2024’s Oddity wherein a blind medium (who looks suspiciously similar to the actress that plays her sister) gets revenge for her sister’s death via supernatural means.  RIP Olin you were too pure for this world. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic&...

Hello Horrorble Opinions runners, joggers, commuters, cookers, vacuumers, and whatever else you do when listening to us. Great news! We found out that we gained exactly one subscriber because of the Infocom plays we've been doing, so here you go! Another one! Its "Sorcerer" by Steve Meretzky (1984), released by Infocom. Daniel doesn't read all the words because keeps interrupting. Ryan gets frustr...

Horrorble Opinions is sorry. We watched Trinket Box (2023), directed by Patrycja Kepa and Acoryé White. At least we all agree on two points. One, racism bad. Two, movies should have stuff happening. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.b...

Horrorble Opinions Plays another text adventure called Seastalker (1984), by Infocom. Come, hear the tale of Geck, the newest member of the Discovery Organization. This game had the best probability of working out, and yet...and yet! Hear how Geck is betrayed by everyone he interacts with and how letting a co-host take the wheel ends in doom! This game is supposed to be for children. INTRO/OUTRO M...

Lie down and listen as your three detective hosts unravel the non erotic mystery of 1999’s The Bone Collector. Today is a very special episode devoted to equally non erotic number 1 fan Benj.

The thrilling conclusion of Horrorble Opinions visits Seattle is upon us. Join us as we attempt to discuss what exactly worked and didn't work in the finale of season 2 of the Last of Us. Much like in this television episode no dogs were harmed in the making of this podcast. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Lice...

Hold Horrorble Opinions’ hand and let the eyeball waterworks flow as review the underappreciated The Final Girls (2015), directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. It’s meta with heart. You’re gonna cry. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky....

Jump back in time with your favorite horrorble hosts as we watch episode 6 of The Last of Us season 2. Dramatic irony spotted ahead captain! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email ⁠HorrorbleQuestions@g...

There is no better way to celebrate saying "nah" to British colonialism than eating and drinking something that reminds you of freedom as Horrorble Opinions reviews I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), directed by Jim Gillepsie. Happy Fourth of July! Unlike last year, we actually have a movie that takes place on that day. Unlike last year, Ryan. This is a classic Horrorble Opinions review where...