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Join Horrorble Opinions on the rock bottom and eat armodillo meat while we review The WeedHacker Massacre (2024), directed by Jody Stelzig. Notice we didn't say watch this. What does it actually take to make a movie? When should you turn off a movie? Where can you film without a permit? Who thinks this was a waste of our limited time on this spinning Earth of ours? Why would you avoid a good game...

We are back from our little holiday and starting you off with an absolute banger for season 4 with The Black Phone 2 (2025). Don't listen to Ryan, this is the true start to season 4. Which one of your Horrorble hosts will win the favor of Ernesto? Whats Mando doing here? Does everyone still have the same hair? Is snow the only thing getting plowed? What are the rules for what you get to keep when...

Merry Christmas Horrorble People!!! Your favorite Horrorble Hosts are finally doing THE Christmas horror movie, Krampus (2015), directed by Michael Dougherty⁠. Everyone loves this movie, right Ryan? Right Ryan!? We got perving Santa, the miracle of a boy's first words, Toni Collette having issues with another family, a cute dog and a bunch more Christmas shenanigans! Oh and this might be all g...

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! Which wasn't the movie Kenny actually meant when he picked it and definitely is not a Troma movie. One host hated it, one liked it just fine, and the last one didn't realize it at the time but he liked it most of all! T...

Welcome Horrorble People to the Season 3 Review Show! That's right! Three years of your life, our life, everyone's life! We talk shop, make promises to ourselves that we won't keep, create plans that will be forgotten until the next season review, and generally do a lot of not talking about what we watched this season. The typical us you love! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Zach Cregger strikes again with another off the wall, fun horror movie. We are Naruto running away from Time Cop many times this episode as we cover Weapons (2025). Is this a MCU Multiverse? Who is in Longlegs extended family? Did Daniel provide tunnels worth snaking? What caliber rounds would a gun cloud shoot? You are going to need to keep your Gladys locked up inside if you want to join us on t...

Danny Philippou and Michael Philippou are out to make your Horrorble hosts feel bad again and we are dragging you all along for the ride! That's right, today we are covering their 2025 hit film that's all about family, Bring Her Back. Daniel just wants to have a little wood chomping son to love him but knows it will never happen because Daniel is too afraid to be less of an adult around hi...

Everyone grab some lubricant to slide into your wetsuits because Horrorble Opinions is diving back into another Guy N Smith crab book! "The Origin of the Crabs" is the 3rd crabs book that takes us back to the beginning. At least that's what the title implies even though the story barely does. In this episode we find out that Ryan is a monster who gives his daughter a pet, lets her ca...

Join us for one last monologue as we watch the final episode of Midnight Mass. Was this the best example of post nut clarity ever depicted on screen? Why can’t we wear pants in the circle of forgiveness? Was Bev a double agent or just dumb? Who shit in my pants?! #havethedayyoudeserve INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributio...

Come row out in a boat with us to watch the sunrise as we discuss episodes 5 and 6 of Midnight Mass. Today Ryan finds out what it means to be an Eskimo blood brother. Kenny continues to call Sara a vet doctor. Daniel questions if he got the number of episodes correct. Which host almost shits his pants during the recording? Spoiler, it's not who you think! And thankfully there's not a single monolo...

It’s a podcast miracle today on Horrorble Opinions as we cover episodes 3 and 4 of Midnight Mass. At what point do you file a noise complaint against your aging parents for their loud ass banging at all time of the night? Kenny auditions for a future flanigan project. We learn the ins and outs of postal fraud. And we wonder if anyone will ever get the name of the priest right. #nomorecouchmonologu...

Bless us Horrorble people for we have sinned. We have had impure desires towards a pair of tight pants. That's right we watched the first two episodes of 2021’s Midnight Mass and came out with some questions of faith. Will the other two hosts ever pronounce Monsignor correctly? Is it a Dracula? Where does father Paul buy his jeans? What are you bringing to the crock pot luck? How many monologues d...

On behalf of the entire Horrorble Opinions staff we would like to issue Jamie Kennedy a huge apology and say we are sorry we were mean to you earlier. We didn’t realize what we had until it was gone. Today we watched 2020’s Jamie Kennedy’less Tremors: Shrieker Island. A surprisingly good mix of predator, jurassic park and some other tasty bits. And if you thought this would be an episode where we...

We're sorry Horrorble Opinions family. When we started Tremors 6: A Cold Day In Hell (2018), directed by Don Michael Paul, we did not know it would take us to the arctic tundra of South Africa, but here we are. But in darkness comes light! So watch this "movie," then listen to how we would have made it better. Spoilers! It involves musicals, physical transformations, and butt stuff. INTRO/OUTRO MU...

In between Kenny’s many many bathroom breaks we attempt to discuss the anti apartheid political thriller 2015’s Tremors 5: Bloodlines. How many trips to the bathroom will Kenny take throughout this episode? What should we call our gacha anime girl grabboid racing game? Which host has secretly been a geologist this whole time? Spoiler alert: Someone falls in a hole. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Goth...

Howdy Horroble Opinions listeners, it's us, your old timey family lineage that watched the best movie nothing wrong with it Kenny it's ok, also known as Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004), directed by S. S. Wilson. Wanna watch tremors when they were called dirt dragons? Sure ya do! Wanna watch a graboid get shot with a cannon? Sure ya do! Wanna listen to Ryan be convinced he's inhaling deadly che...

Way to go Horrorble Opinions dudes! The first Tremors was perfect. The second one less so. And now this one we are going back to perfect by going back to Perfection. Say 'hi' to the neighborhood graboid protection society, and watch Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001), directed by Brent Maddock. Or maybe don't. Maybe just listen to us talk about it. We got everything you need! Actor confusion. Ou...

The Mexican government has enlisted the help of Horrorble Opinions to head south and discuss Mexican grabboids in 1996’s Tremors 2: Aftershocks. Along the way we play everyones favorite imdb game that involves grinding the podcast to a halt to look up the age of actors. We also get political and discuss the grabboid trade deficit we have with our southern neighbor. And a future series of episodes...

Podcasters discuss people fleeing from four big worms with multiple tongues. That's right it’s 1990’s classic Tremors! How will this franchise hold up? How will we hold up? #Waytogodude INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social Twi...

Hold the creepy crawl of Horrorble Opinions as we find out how to defend ourselves against meat mimics by watching some informational tapes found on the internet called Vita Carnis, created by Darian Quilloy (https://www.youtube.com/@darian_quilloy). We watched the Living Meat ResearchINTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributio...

Ring ring!!! Incoming call from your favorite Horrorble hosts as we dive into one of our hosts favorite movies, 2021's The Black Phone directed by Scott Derrickson. Uh oh, did Kenny actually make us watch a good movie? Or did his hosts feel pressured into saying yes because if they didn't then Kenny would beat them harder than pop pop beats Gwen. Jesus doesn't always hold up his end of...

On today’s episode of Horrorble Opinions Ryan just doesn’t get it. It’s a classic 2v1 battle as two of your hosts attempt to convince the third that he’s just plain wrong and should feel bad for his take on 2025’s Sinners, directed by Ryan Coogler. It’s pod history in the making here as we are finally given vampires that seem to actually enjoy being vampires. Plus we also get to see some Klansmen...

On today's episode of Horrorble Opinions your three hosts travel into a supposedly haunted cannery to record an episode on Popeye The Slayer Man (2025). A surprisingly decent horror movie where Popeye the sailor man goes around and kills people. The only thing more shocking than this movie being good was the surprise visit from RFK Jr. to the pod. INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod...

Skip right over those unimaginative reductive sequels and boot up with Horrorble Opinions as we watch what might be the best follow-up movie ever: M3GAN 2.0 (2025), directed by Gerard Johnstone. This is an experience that dares to say "yes and" for an entire movie and we love it. Who has a shirt that just won't close? How do you say her name? Gemma? Jemma? Tom? Should you keep recording a podcast...

You are seeing the signs of Horrorble Opinions everywhere now. It's in the trees. In the toast. Did you bring a bag of shi...never mind. Join us as we discuss the merits of trial by hill while watching Revelations (2025), directed by Yeon Sang-ho. The kids are calling it the one-eyed-monster and it's not what you think! INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Southern Gothic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed u...