Giant Electric Penguin

In this episode of Giant Electric Penguin, Matt visits the Boyzone; Lori makes a collect call to Hell; and The Flash gets snubbed by the Academy. Plus: we induct a new group of jerks into Idiot Jail (AKA the Giant Electric Penguin Hall of Shame)!

It’s the 53rd episode of the podcast, everyone! In this one, Matt buys an adult video; Clowndoll forgets to hold his breath; and James Bond ruins Denise Richards for your favorite podcaster.

Thank heavens for new episodes! In this one, Kat goes to Heaven, Weird Al goes to Hell, and Bill goes to outer space. Plus: Matt goes to church; Seven has a water gun fight with God; and Dig ‘Em honors an American hero.

Beep! Beep! New episode alert! In this one, Calvin pees what we’re all thinking; the HOA demands allegiance; and Matt adopts a canine companion. Plus: a full recap of last night’s Big Game!

It’s the 50th episode of the podcast and we’ve got nothing. Sorry. In this one, Bjork watches TV; Link gets caught shoplifting; and Matt makes a list. Also: we present a former guest with an extremely prestigious award.

In this episode, the teenage population of Texas gets a stern talking to; Bobi survives a massacre; and Matt wants a mall cookie. Plus: the first entry in our yearlong exploration to find the weirdest thing on Tubi. This week: CHRISTIAN MINGLE: THE MOVIE.

In this podcast episode, Matt injures his little butt; Donald Trump hangs ten; and the Beverage Guy lets everyone down. Plus: 10 Euphemisms For Sex You Can Use At Your Next Dinner Party.

Happy New Year! We’re finally back, and not a moment too soon. In this episode, Miss Daisy shares her secret recipe; Barry Sanders makes a classy touchdown; and Dad loves Jellyroll. Plus: Matt accidentally laughs at Michael Bolton; Mickey Mouse enters the public domain; and Zack Snyder forgets an essential ingredient.

Do you hear what I hear? If it’s the final GEP episode of the year, than, yes. In this very special holiday episode, Matt witnesses a crime at Ulta Beauty; Casper Van Dien hunts a killer tornado; and Gerald McRaney eats a trash can full of hobo stew. Also: Matt picks his favorite Christmas Movie of the Year!

It’s a new episode! In this one, Matt watches two females share a single glass; Pot Pot Habangmedyas bench presses a horse; and Matt reviews the 2022 holiday classic A CHRISTMAS KAREN! It’s almost too much glory for one hole to handle!

The latest episode of the podcast is here, and this is it! In this one, Matt pays it forward (until he doesn’t); Nick Minaj and JFK share a meal in cyberspace; and Chainsaw Man finally makes his first appearance on the podcast. Plus: parents and kids battle it out in the Common Sense Media comments section; Little Matt draws a controversial picture; and Larry hates Rude Dog.

In this episode, Matt learns his lesson, Agnes signs a contract and Manny enjoys an evening at the cinema. Also: 10 Paul Simon Songs You Must Listen To Right Now! Special guest: The Hobo.

We’ve got Cabbage Fever at GEP, and we can’t wait to infect you! In this one, Matt shares the good news of Dianetics; Jeff Goldblum visits Babyland General Hospital; and the Vlasic Pickle Stork gets a side job. All that, plus Paul Simon visits Jamaica; Xavier Roberts takes a magical hike; and Charles Bronson buys his grandkids a Koosa.

In this one, Matt gives a book report; America goes crazy for Cabbage Patch Kids; and Little Orphan Annie wants your soul. Also: Andrew Dice Clay; Child’s Play; YNW Melly; Hard Rock Nick; Muppets; the Nintendo Wii; the McDonald’s Big Breakfast; childhood nightmares; and Professor Snape commits a murder.

It’s National Nacho Day at last, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: podcasting! In this episode, Matt mourns the passing of a fellow Matt; Grandpa goes missing; and Timmy is hospitalized for excessive farting. Also: GEP Hall of Shame; holiday gift ideas; and The Beatles.

The Hobo Chili is nearly ready, but before it’s time to eat, we got more horrors to confront. In this 2nd part of the Cavalcade, Matt gets accosted by a Halloween decoration; Rail-Riding Ronnie takes over Tik Tok; and Jon Mikl Thor fist fights the Devil. Join Matt, Chestnut and The Hobo around the fire for more movies, more Hobo Mailbag and more Halloween hijinks! Slay!

It’s a very special Halloween edition of the podcast. In this episode, Matt visits a different kind of library; The Hobo goes dumpster diving; and Ozzy Osborne visits a Golden Corral. Also: Dracula; Charles Manson; The Mummy; H.P. Lovecraft; Vincent Price; kidney beans; The Murder Mansion; The Burning; the McDLT; Duckman; Dr. Tarr’s Torture Dungeon; The Wolf Man; Jesus; The Invisible Man; and The...

In this episode, Matt faces his fears; Freddy ruins your weekend plans; and Tara thwarts a robbery. Also: smoking; Brad Pitt; Winnie-the-Pooh; charter schools; The Exorcist; Taylor Swift; Willow; and Bloody Mary revisited. Special guest: Quinn of “Matt and Quinn Watch A Thing.”

Oh baby! Here comes another one! In this episode, Matt says goodbye to a dear friend; Elmo gets a COVID shot; and the internet fights about tattoos. Also: Jordan Peterson; ALF; The Michelin Man; Halloween decorations; and The Howard Stern Show.

In this one, Matt fills his plate with fried chicken, the McNugget Buddies share their political views and Gus the Ghost saves Halloween. Also: Halloween decorations; Newsboys; Bobby “Boris” Pickett; and Zaxby’s.

Spooky Season is finally here! In this episode, Matt reads the Bible; Slimey is given a proposition; and Amanda says what we’re all thinking. Also: dorks; Mexican bears; Jordan Peterson; Zaxby’s; Saw II; Saw III; Saw IV; Saw V; Saw VI; and Saw X.

From an undisclosed location, it’s the Giant Electric Penguin Show. In this episode, Matt considers making a major change; Grampy makes a bad investment; and Andy brings his snake along on a first date. Also: parody songs; wasps; AI technology; juggling; the Saw franchise; Figment; red flags; couch eating; dating an android; short guys; the Mazda MX-5 Miata RF; Snapchat; Pong; and vaping.

Wanna play a game? In this episode, Matt walks into the wrong theater; Danny Glover phones it in; and Little Johnny Cash hawks tacos. Also: SAW; Willie Nelson; Welch’s grape juice; child criminals; Kim Kardashian; That 70’s Show; outrage culture; and an anniversary.

In this episode, Momo goes out on the town; Steve Harwell takes a loaf of bread to the face; and Matt lists the Top 11 Sandwiches of All Time. Also: more downtown stories; New York City; Jimmy Buffett’s dogs; food festivals; feminism; the American South; and a comprehensive list of statues we’d make love with.

We’re throwing a Labor Day party up in here! In this episode, Matt drinks a soda; the Barenaked Ladies get some mail; and we honor the legacy of Momo. Also: learning to fly; Tik Tok perverts; Slender Man; maggots; Hollywood sexism; Toby Keith; The Rake; and a tribute to Jimmy Buffett.