Giant Electric Penguin

It’s Spooky Season and EVERYONE is riled up! In this episode: SHANE GILLIS! EVANGELIST WHITNEY LYNN! CHIPOTLE! MURDER AT GREAT WOLF LODGE! ATTEMPTED MURDER AT PUBLIX! VIRAL GHOST PRANK! TARGET REVELATIONS! And so much more.

In this week’s brand new episode of the podcast, Matt recounts his experiences at Fall Fest 2026; a South African pastor mishears Jesus…repeatedly; and Q reviews this year’s Homecoming dance. Also: What’s up with all these small town churches being turned into houses? We look into it. And of course: Betty Boop! South Africa’s answer to Denny’s! Buc-ee’s! The simplicity and perfection of Stephanie’...

This week: Get an EXCLUSIVE sneak preview of Fall Fest 2026! Plus: Matt goes to the movies; Bucky the Beaver’s final destination is questioned; and the not-so-triumphant return of Gen Alpha’s answer to Jackass. You’ll be singin’ praise in a whole new way after this one!

In this brand new episode of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN we mourn the cancellation of the Patriot’s Day Freedom Festival; get up close and personal with AI feline superstar, Porky; and ask perhaps the most important question facing our world today: Does Kid Rock understand how much he sucks? Plus: Matt apologizes to his daughter, supports his friends, and hurts himself twice LIVE ON TAPE! PLEASE…follow...

Our exploration of It’s Porky continues! Plus: Tales From College! Mitch McConnell! Betty Boop! Also: Q vs. Kevin Spacey! And: Something’s wrong with SpongeBob.

We continue our in-depth exploration of the AI animated series, IT’S PORKY. You’re welcome! Plus: Matt abandons Threads; Freaky Nikki hands out free churros; and med students forgo the celebratory chocolate and choose violence. Also: Wasp pranks! Toxic bullies! AI blind spots!

In the latest episode of GEP, Matt explores the sick sad world of IT’S PORKY, an AI cartoon series about a kitten trying to make ends meet in this modern society. Also: Tom and Jerry create a relentless mess; the Cat in the Hat goes on a killing spree; and Matt regrets telling his wife the truth. So, slap a burlap sack over your head, grab a compass - either kind! - and get lost in Episode 162 of...

We’re back! This time… Matt prays for an END OF OAK STREET situation; a thieving monkey gets its comeuppance; and GEP adds another hapless loser to its Rogues Gallery. Plus…New Rules! The wonder and majesty of Anne Hathaway! And is Tom Cruise funny? We don’t think so, but are we right? Yes, we are. But still.

We’re sorry about last week. To make it up to you, this episode features an actual, no-foolin’ review of SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY. PLUS, we explore perhaps the greatest comic book ever released by Marvel Comics: 1993’s THE PUNISHER: BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL no. 2. AND whatever you do, don’t go near Jimothy, the Frank Castle of the raccoon world.

This week, Giant Electric Penguin is using the power of pop culture to destroy perverts! Also: We will NOT be reviewing SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, but we do recommend it. Our apologies to Florida where appropriate.

This week, we take a break from “mocking without cruelty” and unleash the wrath of the gods on wannabe right-wing grifters, fake movie critics, and talentless mimes. Plus: Silverhawks! Masters of the Universe! The Odyssey!

In this episode, Matt looks at lemurs, Bubba starts a food fight, and Jessica Chastain traumatizes moviegoers all across the US. Plus, Christopher Nolan made a new movie apparently? And we saw it? I guess? And: Is it time for Matt to abandon Threads?

R U ready for the MOST CONTROVERSIAL episode of the year! In this one, we’re tackling AI, Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY, and over-the-phone exorcisms. Hold on to your straw fedoras and prepare to be OFFENDED! Plus: NEW Popcorn Buckets! NEW musical artists! And ALL NEW GLENN CONTENT!

On this VERY SPECIAL episode, we’re celebrating the United States of America’s 250th birthday! Over the hill much?!? Just joking! You look great! In this one, we visit President Trump’s state fair thing and try to find a place to cool off; a couple of dorks name their stupid kid something dumb; and Matt asks MAGA Nation to help him move. So, find a dark, cool place to hunker down, find footage of...

In this episode of Giant Electric Penguin, we read a trio of emails from a trio of very accomplished gentlemen; Bonnie gets admonished by a frustrated mom; Matt shares the coolest new ways to up your prayer game. Plus: A mom blames TOY STORY 5 for society’s woes…or at least for trying to turn her son into a feckless cuck. And: Matt makes bold, but 100% true, statements about Bullseye, TOY STORY 5,...

In this episode the Poetry Chipmunk causes a ruckus, Curry Barker eats a churro, and Matt breaks down the different sub genres of Mormons. And: Matt watched a bunch of Netflix documentaries! Plus: Comedian and donkey hater, Nate Bargatze, wants to be the next Walt Disney. Are we gonna let him? The answer might surprise you. (It’s no. The answer is no.)

In this episode, Gadget goes on a horrifying hike through the woods; Blowhole blows the whistle; and Matt gets distracted by the Catillac Cats (specifically Cleo). Plus: Matt shares his final thoughts on Michael Jackson. This is it! After this NO MORE MJ TALK! And: Nudist retreat etiquette - helpful tips and tricks to keep your genitalia safe this summer!

We’re halfway to 300 episodes! In this one, Matt longs for the days when driving ranges were simple; people find a new way to ruin the movies; and we reveal more of our script for the sequel to this summer’s biggest film, MICHAEL!

In this brand new episode of Giant Electric Penguin: President Trump gets his mitts on a One Wish Willow; Jim Bob Duggar does the bare minimum to qualify as a father; and Matt finally meets his secret admirer. Plus we rank the films in the Jurassic franchise from best to worst…which is definitely something we’ve done already. And we reveal the most persecuted group of people in America.

In yet another attempt to gain his sister’s approval, Matt, the current host of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN, presents the 148th episode of the podcast. In this one, Matt goes to the cinema; Orko remains unconfirmed; and The Poetry Shark makes his triumphant debut! Take the Poetry Shark Challenge: Write a poem inspired by the word “innishoverg” and send it to: giantpengypodcast@gmail.com. This episode i...

In this Duggar-, Sonic the Hedgehog-, and Justice League-free FRIDAY PODCAST SPECIAL, Matt describes his vision for MICHAEL 2; MJ protects a Korean fan from certain death; and a mysterious figure dressed as a fox keeps the art of poetry alive and thriving. Plus, Matt describes what it takes to be a modern American hero. (It involves an almost ludicrous amount of needles to the stomach. You’ve been...

It’s time for Giant Electric Penguin, the podcast guaranteed to make the normies reverse-Kool-Aid-Man it without fail! In this episode, Michael Jackson returns to JCPenney for an unbelievable promotion; Josh Duggar wishes his mommy a happy Mother’s Day; and Matt contacts the Better Business Bureau. Plus: Clay Aiken vs Neil Sedaka! Prom pictures! Dicking around on Threads! Dogs! Woke Stabler! Yelli...

This week we’re talking Duggars and Free Comic Book Day!

The Month of May is a cornucopia of riches for horror hounds and horror girlies alike. Plus, there’s a little something for the sci-fi geeks, video game mouth breathers, and World War 2 nerdlingers too! This week, GEP is for the cinephiles. Also: we check in on Sonny and Gramma.

Time for another episode of the most pro-skateboarding podcast in the world! In this one, Matt revisits one of his favorite least favorite video clips of all time. And: Should every male member of the Duggar family be forced to wear a tracking device at all times? We think so. Also: We revisit our past glories when GEP was merely a blog. Plus: Love on the Spectrum! Seduction of the Innocent! Dick...