Giant Electric Penguin

On this VERY SPECIAL episode, we’re celebrating the United States of America’s 250th birthday! Over the hill much?!? Just joking! You look great! In this one, we visit President Trump’s state fair thing and try to find a place to cool off; a couple of dorks name their stupid kid something dumb; and Matt asks MAGA Nation to help him move. So, find a dark, cool place to hunker down, find footage of...

In this episode of Giant Electric Penguin, we read a trio of emails from a trio of very accomplished gentlemen; Bonnie gets admonished by a frustrated mom; Matt shares the coolest new ways to up your prayer game. Plus: A mom blames TOY STORY 5 for society’s woes…or at least for trying to turn her son into a feckless cuck. And: Matt makes bold, but 100% true, statements about Bullseye, TOY STORY 5,...

In this episode the Poetry Chipmunk causes a ruckus, Curry Barker eats a churro, and Matt breaks down the different sub genres of Mormons. And: Matt watched a bunch of Netflix documentaries! Plus: Comedian and donkey hater, Nate Bargatze, wants to be the next Walt Disney. Are we gonna let him? The answer might surprise you. (It’s no. The answer is no.)

In this episode, Gadget goes on a horrifying hike through the woods; Blowhole blows the whistle; and Matt gets distracted by the Catillac Cats (specifically Cleo). Plus: Matt shares his final thoughts on Michael Jackson. This is it! After this NO MORE MJ TALK! And: Nudist retreat etiquette - helpful tips and tricks to keep your genitalia safe this summer!

We’re halfway to 300 episodes! In this one, Matt longs for the days when driving ranges were simple; people find a new way to ruin the movies; and we reveal more of our script for the sequel to this summer’s biggest film, MICHAEL!

In this brand new episode of Giant Electric Penguin: President Trump gets his mitts on a One Wish Willow; Jim Bob Duggar does the bare minimum to qualify as a father; and Matt finally meets his secret admirer. Plus we rank the films in the Jurassic franchise from best to worst…which is definitely something we’ve done already. And we reveal the most persecuted group of people in America.

In yet another attempt to gain his sister’s approval, Matt, the current host of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN, presents the 148th episode of the podcast. In this one, Matt goes to the cinema; Orko remains unconfirmed; and The Poetry Shark makes his triumphant debut! Take the Poetry Shark Challenge: Write a poem inspired by the word “innishoverg” and send it to: giantpengypodcast@gmail.com. This episode i...

In this Duggar-, Sonic the Hedgehog-, and Justice League-free FRIDAY PODCAST SPECIAL, Matt describes his vision for MICHAEL 2; MJ protects a Korean fan from certain death; and a mysterious figure dressed as a fox keeps the art of poetry alive and thriving. Plus, Matt describes what it takes to be a modern American hero. (It involves an almost ludicrous amount of needles to the stomach. You’ve been...

It’s time for Giant Electric Penguin, the podcast guaranteed to make the normies reverse-Kool-Aid-Man it without fail! In this episode, Michael Jackson returns to JCPenney for an unbelievable promotion; Josh Duggar wishes his mommy a happy Mother’s Day; and Matt contacts the Better Business Bureau. Plus: Clay Aiken vs Neil Sedaka! Prom pictures! Dicking around on Threads! Dogs! Woke Stabler! Yelli...

This week we’re talking Duggars and Free Comic Book Day!

The Month of May is a cornucopia of riches for horror hounds and horror girlies alike. Plus, there’s a little something for the sci-fi geeks, video game mouth breathers, and World War 2 nerdlingers too! This week, GEP is for the cinephiles. Also: we check in on Sonny and Gramma.

Time for another episode of the most pro-skateboarding podcast in the world! In this one, Matt revisits one of his favorite least favorite video clips of all time. And: Should every male member of the Duggar family be forced to wear a tracking device at all times? We think so. Also: We revisit our past glories when GEP was merely a blog. Plus: Love on the Spectrum! Seduction of the Innocent! Dick...

The real world is AWFUL, so Matt is creating a fantasy utopia in his backyard. Find out who’s not allowed inside. Also: Matt dives into the latest season of LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM, the only TV show that can beat back the dark clouds of day-to-day life. Plus: Are the squirrels and songbirds of suburban Raleigh, NC jointly involved in one of the biggest criminal enterprises to ever rock the American S...

In this episode of the podcast, a pizza dispute turns violent…TWICE; Judge Joe Brown uncovers a dumb conspiracy; and a nine year old fan of the show thaws Matt’s frozen heart. Plus: Corey Feldman takes the high road. And: Dana’s got the data, but is it data we need? All that and Matt reveals what he called his grandparents (!!!) on this week’s episode of GEP!

Hastily cobbled together after a drag racing teen ruins everything.

In this episode of the podcast, Quentin Tarantino reaches peak obnoxiousness; Alexa creeps on a 4-year-old girl; and Candace Cameron commits a party foul. Plus: we say goodbye to a Hollywood icon. And: Matt reveals his TOP 10 FILMS OF 2025, as well as his 5 MOST DISLIKED FILMS OF 2025 and a whole slew of HONORABLE MENTIONS. It’s a post-Oscars show for the ages! Special guest: Matt’s personal Alexa

In this episode, Matt is forced to watch a Christian snuff film twice; reassess Urkel Mania; and apologizes to vegans for eating pig skin. It’s an uncomfortable hour of healing that all mankind needs to experience, you know, if they want to.

In this very special Friday Edition of Giant Electric Penguin, France gives Jim Carrey’s Life Model Decoy a lifetime achievement award; Shia LaBeouf gets the Mardi Gras spirit kicked out of him; and Matt questions how much fun it could possibly be to play with a piggy bank. Plus: Michael Shannon and Friends rock Matt’s socks off. And: Where’s the best place to grab lunch after passing a dead guy’s...

Is our journey to find the weirdest thing on Tubi over? Maybe, but first you’ll have to endure award-winning podcast host Matt Lerbswoon’s musings on McDonald’s coffee, whitewater rafting, and 2007’s THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES. Join us for what is already being called “the most heartwarming hour in lower tier podcast history.” (WARNING: This episode will one day find its rightful place on a disturbing...

Confusion leads to a lengthy discussion of the film THE PROGRAM. Plus: Matt’s mom loves Tom Llamas. And: Matt is forced to stop watching THE IT CROWD. Not to mention: Matt and his dad spend a wild Spring Break weekend in Hotlanta, GA! And we say good-bye forever to some very important people. It’s a somber hour of podcast fun.

Confirmed dog lover, Matt Lawson, presents another episode of the award-winning podcast, Giant Electric Penguin. In this one, Matt gets mad; Jelly Roll forgets his Juggalo past; and don’t go into Uncle Aiden’s barn…there’s a killer doll in there. Plus: Olive Garden suicide! Ray J says goodbye! Gabriel Hartwicke’s overrated dolls! Crazy chihuahuas! And we ask the question, “Who would win in a fight...

This is the 133rd episode of Giant Electric Penguin. Deal with it, dipwads!

A new Ice Age is upon us, but at least there’s a new episode to keep humanity warm. In this one, Timothy Busfield changes clothes; Granny joins the Guardians of the Galaxy; and Matt asks the question on everybody’s mind: “Where’s Orko?” Plus, are the Universal theme parks under some kind of “Mummy’s Curse?” And why does everything suck so much right now? We’ve looked into it and, frankly, we’re al...

Recorded live from the middle of a busy road. In this episode, Matt is still worked up about Stranger Things! Plus, we visit Dahlonega, GA and pay tribute to its most famous son. And DON’T TOUCH IT! It’s a Vourdalak! But also: GoFundMe is for murderers now! Ruining Netflix’s His and Hers! And the legendary Godzilla joke that hurt a mother’s feelings!

In this episode, Matt unleashes his fury on the Conformity Gate community; Trump makes visiting our national parks a baffling ordeal; and Mr. Quack Quack seals his fate. Plus: Why is Barron Trump so miserable? And: Why do listeners keep guessing Matt is two degrees separated from child murderers? Also: We start our journey to find the Weirdest Thing on Tubi by watching the Weirdest Thing on Tubi....