DJ Brains

My gosh. It's so close. I can't wait till Thursday. That's when we fly out to Amsterdam for 10 Years Of Bass. It's going to be so sick. This show is a warm up to next week's damage in Amsterdam. It was also my birthday show, so I thought I'd do my best to demostrate what happens when you try to play an old school set without preparing for it (spoiler alert: it's a clangy mess). Start of the show w...

A little late, here's this week's Sub. FM show, and let me tell you: it's a doozy. Really enjoyed recording this show. Lots of upfront bangers and the chatroom was on fire. Nice one Brainz

Easter is a special time of year. It's when we remember that once upon a time, magicians were revered as holy, instead of throwing food at them like David Blaine. It's also the time we remember that The Walking Dead could still totally happen, as a guy did come back from the dead once. Just remember, according to The God, Jesus Loves UK Garage. And it must be true because you can get it on a t-shi...

Famalamble! Warblow. Here's another show for you. Loads of fresh beats for your ears. Hope you enjoy! B

Wassup kids? More fresh UK Garage for you this week with the usual mix of bass, bump and blue cheese. I also threw in a sprinkle of classics for good measure, so keep your ears peeled for those. In all honesty I was (and still am) a little under the weather and I hope that doesn't come across too much. I swear I've had a lungfull for like 2 months! Please stay tuned to my Facebook for upcoming gig...

Have to say it - this show was wicked. Really enjoyed it. 100% fresh music for your ears. I reckon I could have played another 2 hours with new beats as well, but there's just not enough time in the day or on the air! Don't forget the Sub. FM #10YearsOfBass party in Amsterdam coming up in May. Come and meet all the Sub. FM crew and rave it down with us over 3 days. It's gonna be HENCH! Oh, and as...

The title of this show is inspired by a snapchat I once sent a friend. I was in his house when he was far away. I filmed myself going into his bedroom, beginning to unbelt my trousers and shouting "Awwww yeah it's party time! Woooooo!" This show contains music. New music. Exciting. Yobogoya. Brainz.

So the week after a massively successful night down at Wot You Call It (where were you?) I have another show full of absolute bangers. Lots of new music with a few classics thrown in at the end for good measure. Until next time! B

Alright you rim lickers? NEW MUSIC GALORE. So many tunes. It's bonkers. Next Friday - 31st Jan 2014 - Old Blue Last - Night called Wot You Call It. Gonna be large. Come down, do a Jagerbomb with me! I'll be spinning bare new UKG. See the Facebook event here. Safe ones B

Alright you greasy cock farts? New Year, New Music. Happy days! Lots of fresh beats for you, and to round off the show we have a very special guest appearance from the one and only DJ Halo, who threw down a half hour tear up just for the Brainiacs. Hope your new year jogging plans are working out. Or is it yogging? It might be a soft J. Don't let things escalate too quickly, and big up your shoes...

So I caught a cover show on Sub. FM just before Christmas, and let me tell you: it was a doozy. Full blown vinyl rinse out. No talking, just riddos. Definitely one for the car. Enjoy. B

So here we are. The end of a great year for music. 2013 has been amazing. Here, we round out the year by playing plenty of music due to drop in 2014, along with my now standard 12 for 12 highlights of some of my fav tunes over the last 12 months. Wherever you are, I hope you have an amazing New Years. Big up B

So approximately 6 years after the last episode, the Gashtastic series gets an update with an old school rinse out. I had a bag full of music I'd picked out for going to Nottingham with when I played up there and it kind of made sense to put a mix together out of it. I didn't go for your run-of-the-mill cheese fest old school set (promptly jumped over Monsta Boy - Sorry). It's been a while since I...

Big up. Sorry for the lateness on this one. I was in bed for 5 days with the evilest bug I've ever had and am now ejecting some horrible stuff from my rear. Luckily I managed to grab a cover show today, so you get your dose of Brainz, just a little late! This is the last show before Xmas, so I've given you a nice little blend of super fresh UK Garage, with a rinse out of bangers for the latter par...

BUZZIN! Alright you bunch of nipple clamped legends? Here's some music for you to listen to. Yay! Stay livid, and keep it Jackson. B

GREAT SCOTT! Well smash my ring and call me Sally. We got loads of new tunes for you. Usual malarkey, with a bit of a twist for the last half hour due to me finally buying new styli. Great news for people up north (so everyone outside of the M25, right?) is that I'm playing in Nottingham on 30th November 2013. Catch me at Spanky Van Dykes for IN2: The Evolution of Garage. Please get down there if...

So on Tuesday they yanked out my gall bladder. I survived. Would you Adam and Eve is? That's my sole anecdote for you. And also my excuse for not feeling completely on point for this one. Still lots of fresh tuna for you. Please enjoy like it was sushi. B

So do I tell you my messed up Friday night? Fuck it. Why not. After arguing with fake gypsy charity collectors and nearly getting bowled over by a savage pub fight that spilled everywhere I went to a super gay club. Like wow. Beyonce, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, the lot. I struck out and left at kick out time out of my box. Heading down Tottenham Court Road I'm engaged by 2 birds who saw where I c...

Honestly, how can I be expected to come up with something witty when I've got a fat hangover. Just stop whinging. And listen to some tunes. Hugs and handjobs, B

Battering the shit out of you with some quality tuna again this week. Bare gems. I can't talk it up enough. Just bloody listen! Until next time B

Yeah baby, twerk it. So last week on Sub. FM I started a live rinse out of some classics from the mid to last noughties. It's a time of garage that put out loads of great music but was more underground that a mole with a pneumatic drill so it's not really revered. So I went a bit longer than the show and bashed out a full hour of random tunes from the noughties. I'd like to do another of these as...

Howdy. I got some banging UK Garage for you this week, just DON'T MENTION ZI FUTURE! Yeah I'm on one again. Mainly because FACT Magazine are dicks. Massive, massive dicks. Sometimes it feels like it's a personal war against Whistla. Whatever. Fuck em. As a side note, this week's show has been cut off at the end. But in doing so, it means you get a bonus episode next week. Happy days. Take it easy,...

Huge show for you this week. Super fresh beats. Had a jam chat room with lots of action. All the usual shit, you know? Anyway, happy Bank Holiday if you're in the UK. And I'm fucking right off to Ibiza for 6 days. Sweet. Enjoy the rain, suckers. B

Easy gash flaps, Got a cracking show for you. So much new music it'll make you shit a kidney. Hotter than your ringpiece in Nandos. I love you. Brainz

Big up. Bare riddos. Lots of new bigs. Pump your fist, bitches. B