DJ Brains

Garage n Bass Quits The Ed Sheeran Tour – Episode 460 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.09.2026 ↓

Title of this episode will be very confusing to the 2 people listening to it in 5 years time. Wonder if AI has killed me by then? They're probably training their "shit DJ" model on my old shows. Peace and love to all of humanity. B

Behold! Garage n Bass – Episode 459 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 07.09.2026 ↓

We're back, and we're bouncin' like a broccoli haircut. Keep it livid. B

Garage n Bass Crushes My Quivering WHAT – Episode 458 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 24.08.2026 ↓

Getting horned up like it's Tumblr in 2015. Don't forget we started the BDSM tag because we're buddies doing social media. IT'S FULL OF WHAT. B

Garage n Bass For My Gs – Episode 457 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 10.08.2026 ↓

Another show extracted from my rectum. Exciting. B

Freeze! Garage n Bass! – Episode 456 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 27.07.2026 ↓

DJ WITH A TASER! HANDS UP! I'm out of ideas B

Garage n Bass n Betty Swollocks – Episode 455 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 15.07.2026 ↓

Give it 20 years and AC will have to be standard in the UK. We're roasting. Like a chicken. B

Crab Rangooning To Garage n Bass – Episode 454 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 29.06.2026 ↓

Mate! The UK is fully in meltdown right now. Literally. We can't handle this heat. We're going to have to become one of those nations where A/C is standard. Okay now as I type this I'm wondering whether I quit DJing and start doing HVAC. Big ups to the NEW Patreons this week! Welcome aboard JoeV (Chat massi!) and The Light Jockey. Maximum respect to you both! Big ups! B

Garage n Bass, Bruh – Episode 453 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 15.06.2026 ↓

Stick this up your gyatt B

Hornswoggled By Garage n Bass – Episode 452 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 01.06.2026 ↓

Hey guys! I went to Wales for my birthday 2 weeks ago, so it's been a while! I still have another show cued up to record. If only I could find a spare 2 hours to record it. Anyhoo, hope this one tickles the old garage taste buds. B

Mayday! Garage n Bass Inbound! – Episode 451 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 04.05.2026 ↓

Yes peeps, Back with a fresh selection. Was wrestling with a new streaming rig so there was some technical support going on during the show. How interesting, right? Sugondese beats, B

Garage n Bass n A Big Pizza Pie – Episode 450 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.04.2026 ↓

That's Amore! B

Global Garage n Bass Goodness – Episode 449 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 06.04.2026 ↓

Harmonising the planet with some global garage. Got tunes from all over the globe, fam. Let's hug. In a non-creepy way. One love. B

Gulp A Guinness To Garage n Bass – Episode 448 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 23.03.2026 ↓

{Insert mildly racist Irish comment here, laddy} B

Huge Garage n Bass – Episode 447 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.03.2026 ↓

It's yoooooj. B

Garage n Bass That Switches You On – Episode 446 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 23.02.2026 ↓

Lightbulb crew where you dere? B

Garage n Bass To Get Lit To – Episode 445 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.02.2026 ↓

So dry January is done. Mine's a large, please. Leave the bottle. B

Garage n Bass That’s Da Bomb – Episode 444 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 26.01.2026 ↓

Sorry for going missing. I was coughing my nuts up for a couple of weeks. Oh well. B

Garage n Bass On The Christmas Gooch – Episode 443 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 29.12.2025 ↓

It's the last show of the year. We're between the balls of Christmas and the butthole of New Year. The perfect place to play some tunes. Hope you had a great Christmas. All the best for 2026. B

Winter Warmer Garage n Bass – Episode 442 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 15.12.2025 ↓

Hey! It's been a minute. Still interested in hearing some stuff? Whatevs B

Garage n Bass DUI – Episode 441 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 17.11.2025 ↓

So is this a boozy DUI whilst listening to Garage n Bass, or Garage n Bass is the influence you're under? Who fricken knows. Can you tell I'm down a bodycam YouTube rabbithole? B

Garage n Bass Like Apollo – Episode 440 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 03.11.2025 ↓

Oh it's so clever. You remembered them from the 90s and put it in the title because of that number. You're so cool. Spit on me. B

A Warm Garage n Bass Hug – Episode 439 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.10.2025 ↓

Actually my 15 years on Sub. FM anniversary. Barmy like army. Thanks for your ears for 1 and a half decades. B

Hands Up! Garage n Bass! – Episode 438 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.10.2025 ↓

AI is getting so mental now. Seen a bodycam video of goddamn Spongebob being pulled over and they're telling me the ish is AI?! WTF B

Spicy Garage n Bass – Episode 437 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 30.09.2025 ↓

Bossman you want salad chilli sauce? No onion, yeah? You want it wrapped or open? Cash only mate

Garage n Bass Skeng Fingers – Episode 436 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 08.09.2025 ↓

Do you think I've got a slappable face? I'm just that prick. Call me names. B