DJ Brains

Crab Rangooning To Garage n Bass – Episode 454 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 29.06.2026 ↓

Mate! The UK is fully in meltdown right now. Literally. We can't handle this heat. We're going to have to become one of those nations where A/C is standard. Okay now as I type this I'm wondering whether I quit DJing and start doing HVAC. Big ups to the NEW Patreons this week! Welcome aboard JoeV (Chat massi!) and The Light Jockey. Maximum respect to you both! Big ups! B

Garage n Bass, Bruh – Episode 453 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 15.06.2026 ↓

Stick this up your gyatt B

Hornswoggled By Garage n Bass – Episode 452 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 01.06.2026 ↓

Hey guys! I went to Wales for my birthday 2 weeks ago, so it's been a while! I still have another show cued up to record. If only I could find a spare 2 hours to record it. Anyhoo, hope this one tickles the old garage taste buds. B

Mayday! Garage n Bass Inbound! – Episode 451 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 04.05.2026 ↓

Yes peeps, Back with a fresh selection. Was wrestling with a new streaming rig so there was some technical support going on during the show. How interesting, right? Sugondese beats, B

Garage n Bass n A Big Pizza Pie – Episode 450 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.04.2026 ↓

That's Amore! B

Global Garage n Bass Goodness – Episode 449 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 06.04.2026 ↓

Harmonising the planet with some global garage. Got tunes from all over the globe, fam. Let's hug. In a non-creepy way. One love. B

Gulp A Guinness To Garage n Bass – Episode 448 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 23.03.2026 ↓

{Insert mildly racist Irish comment here, laddy} B

Huge Garage n Bass – Episode 447 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.03.2026 ↓

It's yoooooj. B

Garage n Bass That Switches You On – Episode 446 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 23.02.2026 ↓

Lightbulb crew where you dere? B

Garage n Bass To Get Lit To – Episode 445 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.02.2026 ↓

So dry January is done. Mine's a large, please. Leave the bottle. B

Garage n Bass That’s Da Bomb – Episode 444 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 26.01.2026 ↓

Sorry for going missing. I was coughing my nuts up for a couple of weeks. Oh well. B

Garage n Bass On The Christmas Gooch – Episode 443 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 29.12.2025 ↓

It's the last show of the year. We're between the balls of Christmas and the butthole of New Year. The perfect place to play some tunes. Hope you had a great Christmas. All the best for 2026. B

Winter Warmer Garage n Bass – Episode 442 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 15.12.2025 ↓

Hey! It's been a minute. Still interested in hearing some stuff? Whatevs B

Garage n Bass DUI – Episode 441 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 17.11.2025 ↓

So is this a boozy DUI whilst listening to Garage n Bass, or Garage n Bass is the influence you're under? Who fricken knows. Can you tell I'm down a bodycam YouTube rabbithole? B

Garage n Bass Like Apollo – Episode 440 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 03.11.2025 ↓

Oh it's so clever. You remembered them from the 90s and put it in the title because of that number. You're so cool. Spit on me. B

A Warm Garage n Bass Hug – Episode 439 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.10.2025 ↓

Actually my 15 years on Sub. FM anniversary. Barmy like army. Thanks for your ears for 1 and a half decades. B

Hands Up! Garage n Bass! – Episode 438 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 09.10.2025 ↓

AI is getting so mental now. Seen a bodycam video of goddamn Spongebob being pulled over and they're telling me the ish is AI?! WTF B

Spicy Garage n Bass – Episode 437 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 30.09.2025 ↓

Bossman you want salad chilli sauce? No onion, yeah? You want it wrapped or open? Cash only mate

Garage n Bass Skeng Fingers – Episode 436 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 08.09.2025 ↓

Do you think I've got a slappable face? I'm just that prick. Call me names. B

Shorty Got Garage n Bass – Episode 435 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 28.08.2025 ↓

We're getting low low low, but it's the low end of the eq. BANTZ B

Garage n Bass Motherflipper – Episode 434 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 20.08.2025 ↓

It's the motherflippin' Garage n Bass wine mixer! Yeah it's a quart. B

Break It Down To Garage n Bass – Episode 433 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 04.08.2025 ↓

Sup foo's Pop a squat to this one, homes B

Bussin’ Garage n Bass – Episode 432 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 14.07.2025 ↓

Ey yo bunky, I'm gonna make some UK Garage, jailhouse style. Just need a Snickers, coffee creamer and some cold toilet water. You in? Bussin' B

Super Hot Garage n Bass – Episode 431 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 30.06.2025 ↓

Super_hot_garageNbass.exe loaded successfully B

Garage n Bass That Brings The BOOM – Episode 430 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ 16.06.2025 ↓

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's FlingYaBean. What in the Jimminy Crickey am I on about? B