Turtle Time

Jax Taylor gets absolutely roasted at his 37th birthday party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00) And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Ho...

Kristen Doute performs a legendary sketch comedy showcase at the Hollywood Improv, but unfortunately she uses a photo of Jax Taylor's penis as one of the props. But that won't stop Katie Maloney from having her bridal shower in Eagle Rock! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recap...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00) And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housew...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premier...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38) And then we break down every singl...

We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil. And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ariana's birthday trip this year. She's pretty sure T...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Hous...

Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in y...

On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content!...

In the wake of the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub, Lisa and the cast of Vanderpump Rules stand strong and celebrate Pride. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...

On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to...

Tom Schwartz gets cold feet and thinks deeply about whether or not he wants to be married to Katie until death do they part. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life,...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Raygun's amazing Olympics performance, Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Villa season 2, Stassi Says, Jax Taylor's Cameo controversy, and Countess Luann's wonderful trip to Scotland with Tilda Swinton. (00:00 - 54:44) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Je...

James Kennedy is concerned about how thirsty some of the girls are around him, but he unfortunately doesn't have enough water to quench their thirst. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more T...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 finale. (44:39) If you...

Katie calls it like she sees it in terms of seeing Lala as someone who is dating a married woman. Also, Tom Schwartz gets his revenge on Jax and Tom by making them eat steaks that he put in his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Olympics, the future of cinema, Jax Taylor checking in to a mental health facility, and even more than just those things. (00:00 - 49:15) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County (54:22) and The Real Housewives of New Jersey - S14 E12 (01:46:42...

The staff at SUR are still reeling from Kentucky Muffin-Gate. But will this turmoil affect World Dog Day? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTo...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Twisters in 4DX, Brat Summer, Justin Timberlake as well as the latest RHONJ news and Teresa Guidice's call for less hate in Bravo universe. (00:00 - 56:49) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of New Jersey - S14 E11 (56:50). If you enjoyed this episode and nee...

Summer may just be getting started, but it's already hot as hell at SUR! Join Amy and Riley as we discuss the wonderful season 5 premiere of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need ev...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval suing and unsuing Ariana Madix, Chef Penny suing Something About Her, Jax and Ramona making love to each other, the new film, Long Legs, and much, much more. (00:00 - 50:43) And then we break down every single thing that happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County - S18 E2 (53:44) as...

Amy and Riley discuss all three parts of the chaotic season 4 reunion and say goodbye to another wonderful season of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in y...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss all of the Bravo news that we missed while we were on vacation - Lindsay Hubbard's new boyfriend, Bethenny Frankel running around the Hamptons, and much, much more. (00:00 - 35:20) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the wonderful Season 18 premiere of The Real Housewives of Oran...

The season 4 finale of Vanderpump Rules is here! Lisa Vanderpump lets all of her employees celebrate Tom and Katie's engagement party at her home. Kristen gives a wonderful speech to honor her two friends, and James shows off his handmade version of the Pump Sessions album he's been working on. The feeling of love and camaraderie carries with them to SUR, where most of the cast members decide to m...