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Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 13) - "Vena Happy Tonix".  If you for some reason enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vander...

Amy and Riley leave their hearts in San Francisco on this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 3) - "The Capital One Cafe". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from...

Amy and Riley are flying like dingbats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 4) - "The Worst Seder in History". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Van...

Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent not going to any of Scheana Shay's wedding events on our recap of Vanderpump Rules (season 10, episode 10) - "It's All Happening ... Again". If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 8) - "This Is My Town". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the begin...

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 12) - "Vicki Island".  If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series fr...

Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 2 of the Next Gen NYC season 2 reunion. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (season 7, episode 2) - "Apres-Ski with Lisa B".  If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week...

Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 3) - "Avoid Like the Plague". If for some reason you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 7) - "The Jellybean Girl". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning ea...

Amy and Riley squeeze all of the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 11) - "The $450 Uber".  If you for some reason enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpum...

Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss Part 1 of the Next Gen NYC season 2 reunion. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...

Amy and Riley discuss the tragic, unprecedented season 7 premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu...

Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (season 16, episode 2) - "Jam on the Table". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules...

Amy and Riley discuss Ariana Madix getting cast as Connie Francis in the Bobby Darin jukebox musical "Just in Time". If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 6) - "How Happy Are We?". And also, our listeners get a FREE MONTH of Primal Queen plus FOUR FREE GIFTS at PrimalQueen.com/TURTLETIME. #ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 10) - "The Quiet Game".  If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from th...

Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss the season 2 finale of Next Gen NYC - "Only God Can Judge Me". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And i...

Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss the season 16 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City - "Sai in FiDi". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

Amy and Riley discuss James Kennedy and Ally Lewber's tarot card reading on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 7 - "Galaxy Gaslighting".  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginni...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 5) - "Vicki the Drip". (9:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 9) - "Sincerely, Tamra Grudge".  If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series...

Amy and Riley are down under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass to discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 11) - "Krim-Mas". (4:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series f...

We proudly present an abridged version of our discussion of the film, Twilight: New Moon. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent's hypocrisy on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 6 - "Divorce Party Crashers".  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Learn more...