Turtle Time

Amy and Riley have a conversation about the season 20 premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County - "This Was 20 Years...". (8:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you n...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 3) - "Common Ground". (07:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 15) - "Danny's Birthday Wish". (13:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tur...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 8) - "Lay Off Me Dude". (16:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginnin...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 4) - "Love and War" and officially declare this summer as McBee Summer. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amy and Riley share their predictions for Taylor Swift's wedding and do Paul McCartney impressions. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 2) - "Friends are the Chosen Family". (09:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if y...

Amy and Riley begin by talking about their experience at the wonderful Real Housewives of Orange County season 20 premiere party. (00:00 - 20:30) And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 14) - "Mr. Flamingo". (20:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonu...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 7) - "A Toast to Yvonne and Nick". (11:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

Amanda Batula is not coming back to Summer House! Kyle Cooke possibly kissed Ava Dash at a Celsius convention! Listen to our reactions to those news stories (00:00 - 17:50) as well as our coverage of this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 3) - "My Brothers or a Bombshell in a Bikini" (18:00) all on today's perfect episode of Turtle Time. If you enjoyed this episode and need mo...

Amy and Riley discuss part 2 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and try to decipher their cryptic Taylor Swift wedding invites. (05:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

On this week's recap of the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Give Them Lala", we solve the mystery of who bought Ariana Madix's foot photos online. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle T...

Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss the season 2 premiere of Next Gen NYC - "Serving Country". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more T...

Amy and Riley begin by breaking down The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th trailer. (00:00 - 14:00) And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 13) - "The Clown and the Snake". (14:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're re...

Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 6) - "Imagine It Done". (08:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And...

Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 2) - "Galyna's Second Annual Halloween Party" and what is going to be this year's most popular Halloween costume. (08:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping th...

Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and debate what Ferris Bueller would have done with access to AI technology. (09:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

Ariana Madix gets drunk as a skunk at her birthday party at Tramp Stamp Granny's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn...

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "I Survived Schwartzapalooza" - we begin by discussing Carl Radke's interview with Lindsay Hubbard on his More Life podcast. (00:00 - 18:35) And then as Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 12) - "The First of Three Birthdays". (18:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in...

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well as Jelly Roll getting fired from his marriage. (00:00 - 18:35) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds and souls to discussing Summer House: The Aftermath. (18:35) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (seaso...

Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the setting of the show Widow's Bay. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series f...

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC season 20 trailer, Jennifer Lawrence finding the Summer House audio leaker, and our thoughts on the Summer House: The Aftermath trailer. (00:00 - 40:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 11) - "In a P...

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55) If you enjoyed...

Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTo...