The LOW Performance Podcast

The football world has been waiting with bated breath. We have heard from Gabby Agbonlahor and Darren Bent, but what does The Low Performance Podcast make of the Man City scandal? Well, wait no more. This week, Alan and Jack delve into the headlines and recall similar scandals from recent years.

This week, football went full Looney Tunes with Andros Townsend being run over by a pitch roller, Brian Brobbey scoring a hat-trick and still losing, and Bolton v Norwich resulting in a 7 goal thriller! Football is really the best - especially when it's the worst...

This week we delve into the craziest matches in football history. From matches that caused rule changes to matches being abandoned due to too many red cards, we've got some stories this week!

Thanks for coming back for part 2! We will go through our predictions not just for the Premier League but for all 4 English leagues. We also test Alan's knowledge on Big Sam himself!

We are here again and this week we are looking at our low performance moments of the week... From managers with serendipitous names, to ludicras own goal *Chefs Kiss* Tune in next week for Part 2!

This week, Alan and Jack discuss their favourite (not necessarily best) managers. You can expect buckets and pints of wine from the Leeds and Bolton fans. Featuring some of the best manager clips around and catching up with listener correspondence, we hope you enjoy the show this week!

You've got to hold and give, but do it at the right time... This week we catch up on all our low-performance moments from the last few weeks as well as your correspondence. From plummeting down a hole to saving 4 penalties in a row. Not to mention a voice note from the mob...

Marching on together! This week we hear Jack's worst-ever Leeds United 11. Goalkeepers being hooked at half-time, defenders pretending to be injured, midfielders being sold as soon as they arrive, and strikers flopping around the pitch like a fish on dry land. Leeds United at their finest...

The return of The Low Performance Podcast! Welcome back, everyone; we have missed you! With Linden on loan to his family, Alan and I take the reins. We discuss our thoughts on the World Cup, make some wild predictions for the upcoming season and discuss the real issues: Which team is Jonjo Shelvy managing? Why do we not know the name of any Premier League manager? Does anyone like Messi anymore? A...

We are back for another world cup special! We chat about suspended suspensions, Harry Kane's croaky voice and how couragous Scott Parker makes us feel. We also tackle the biggest issue in world football - What is "Emily" Heskey's favourite Vegetable?

Fight and Win! We open the Sad Sack and discuss our favourite football clips and the logistics of organising a world cup. Plus we have a special world cup quiz!

The World Cup is finally here! It's not quite AFCON but the low performance moments have been flowing! With Linden on internation duty, join Jack and Alan as they discuss everything from a Tina Turner/ Harry Maguire comparison to Clint Dempsy being better than Eden Hazard. All this and more

With the season over we wrap things up before a small break before the World Cup. We chat about the season - Worst team, worst manager, worst signing and Linden keeps us up to date with his Fifa 11 save. All this and your emails/Salah-klopp-isms!

This episode we "dive" into our choices for the best worst referees, decisions and VAR calls.. Just a few highlights: - AFCON in all its glory, blowing for full time several times and still not playing 90 minutes - Alan and his continued beef with Barry Knight - Ben Thatcher somehow avoiding a GBH charge and getting a yellow card instead - Italy v South Korea in the 2002 world cup result...

In this part of the episode we are strangley up-to-date. Arsenal champions and Southampton out of the play offs, we recorded on a busy footballing news night. We also discuss our low performance moments of the week including Ronaldo's dissapointment, Neymars substitution rage and we delve into the best fottball club songs!

This episode we delve into our Fault Vault! Man City not knowing what result they need, Torres missing an open goal, Germany making light work of Brazil and an Irishman not knowing where Dublin is! All of that plus we dip our toe into true crime with a MURDER!

Welcome to the "Fault Vault"! A place we store all of the low performance moments from history. In Part 1 we discuss our low performance moments of the week, Salah-Kopp-isms, listener correspondence and set up our topic for part 2. On the menu today - Fifa debut badges, viral Forest fans, Raheem Sterling's Ballon D'or clause and Spy Gate 2.0 Plus a 10 minute meandering speach by Jack about the Ser...

Champions League in itv? Baggy kits? Teletext? We miss them all and more. Listen to se why and what else has us tearing up with nostalgia. Football was better when it was worse.

This week we look back at the things we miss most about football from the past. For part 1 though we discuss our low performance moment of the week, read your correspondence and Salah-Klopp-isms and generally waffle. The "Leeds Alarm" has been set off, can a player have a "wand of a RIGHT foot", did we see the softest penalty ever this week and what was the Zaragoza keeper thin...

Into the meat (or should that be egg?) of our episode! Drilling your own foot? Sneezing? Changing gear in the car? All caused injuries to players in this episode. Plus, how did the underground heating at Old Trafford lead to Steve Hodge selling Maradona's shorts for £12m? And can an egg take you out for the rest of the season? All this plus a quiz. Enjoy!!

In this episode, we discuss our low-performance moments of the week and read your correspondence. We cover the glory of York v Rochdale - Did a fan empty some ashes on the pitch? Poor Jack discusses Leeds' Wembley form. What is the Italian solution to the Iran World Cup problem? And Abi from West Cork wants us to go further into injuries...

An episode to catch up with your emails and input! Plus our low performance moments of the week which include Reading fans seeing TWO teams promoted at their ground, Chris Martins plans for the World Cup half time show and Spurs of course! Enjoy!

In part 2 we delve into our choices for the best worst owners. Surprise, surprise Jack focuses mainly on Leeds, Alan looks into Bolton and Blackburn and Linden of course brings us some continental flair! Plus our weekly quiz!

LINDEN IS BACK!!! In other less important news we begin our look at the best worst football club owners. In this part we delve into the sad sack, share some Salah-Klopp-isms and share our low performance moments of the week!

This episode we get into our choices for the best worst excuse in football. The removal of a statue of Michael Jackson was to blame for relegation? The ball being to bouncy was to blame for a defeat? Scottish genes are the reason for their lack of world cup success? All of this and more in todays episode!