The Confused Breakfast

Today’s brand new episode is all about 2002’s Spiderman.   We answer all the hard-hitting questions like- Who is the best Spiderman/Peter Parker actor?   Whose fault was it that Uncle Ben died?   Is Tobey McGuire a bad on-screen crier?  Peter Parker not saying yes to Mary Jane at the end- is he crazy?   Join us for the fun! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00  -...

What does "perfect" mean when you are talking about movies? It doesn't always mean "best" but it can mean different things to different people. Mike, Sean and AJ each give their own top 5 lists of their personal choices for PERFECT movies. Join in on the fun and let us know yours! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.c...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 1985’s After Hours.   It’s quite possible that you have never heard of this movie, but before you dismiss it, listen to this-   Directed by Scorsese.  Starring Catherine O’Hora, Rosanna Arquette, John Heard, Cheech and Chong, Bronson Pinchot, Dick Miller and more.   It could be described as having the anxiety of the original Uncut Gems.  It’s fun and w...

With the NHL playoffs going on, we decided to dive into our favorite movies about hockey. Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top!...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 2002’s The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. We give it the modern-day, scene‑by‑scene treatment and ask the important questions like how is Legolas’ hair so perfect?   Why is Frodo the most annoying main character in history?   Does Andy Serkis deserve an Oscar for this performance, and is The Two Towers actually better than Fellowship?  Join us! •0:...

Another installment of "What Are We Watching" - the discussion goes over all the shows and movies we have each been watching outside of the podcast. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us today as we tackle 1989’s Lethal Weapon 2. Is this actually the best Lethal Weapon movie, with peak Riggs–Murtaugh chemistry and Joe Pesci’s Leo Getz pushing the buddy-cop formula to perfection, or does it fly off the rails into 80s action nonsense?  Is the toilet-scene etched into your brain?  Can a truck pull a house off a mountain?  Is Mr. Diplomatic Immunity the much punchable face of...

We wanted to determine the best movie franchise of all-time and we did it the only way we know how - single-elimination tournament style. Jump in and join the conversation as we likely make a lot of people made with our choices. —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get...

Today’s brand new episode is a full, modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1993’s Wayne’s World 2. Is this secretly the superior Wayne’s World movie?  Are Christopher Walken and Aerosmith and upgrade over Rob Lowe and Alice Cooper?  Do the Wayne–Cassandra relationship, the Jim Morrison dream sequences, and the WayneStock ending still work in 2026, or are we all just blinded by nostalgia and late-ni...

It's double feature time. We re-watched Airborne and Brink and then spent 30 minutes talking about both. Who is cooler- Mitchell Goosen or Andy Brinker? What movie has a better downhill race scene? Is Val the most punchable face of all-time? Enjoy! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TruDiagnostics- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **BIG GR...

Today’s brand new episode is a full, modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1995’s Die Hard With a Vengeance. Is this actually the best Die Hard movie, or just the most fun and rewatchable? Is the John McClane–Zeus Carver duo one of the greatest buddy-cop pairings of all time?   Is this peak ’90s action or does the wonky ending keep it from true masterpiece status? Tune in and enjoy! •0:00:00 - Intr...

It's another episode of Screen Test, a quiz show about movies. Jump in and play along with us and see if you have more movie knowledge than we do! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **TRU-DIAGNOSTICS- Our listeners can get 20% off at http://TruDiagnostic.com using code CONFUSED at checkout. **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **PROGRESSIVE- Visit http://progre...

***In case you are listening to this on any other day than April Fools, we should probably note that the first couple minutes are an April Fools joke. Thanks to 3 lovely ladies for pretending like they were us. Today’s brand new episode is a modern-day, scene-by-scene review of 1995’s Clueless.  Is Cher secretly smart and self-aware, or just totally shallow and lucky? Is the Josh x Cher romance sw...

We are joined by our friends at Super Retro for a special brunch episode. We discuss our 10 favorite fictional TV/Movie Bands. Cool dudes and a very fun nostalgic conversation that covers our favorite things- music and movies. Which ones do you agree with? Which ones did we miss? Let us know! Go subscribe to the fellas- https://www.youtube.com/@superretropodcast —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  *...

Steve Zahn is an icon to many of us. His versatility as an actor has created memorable characters from movies like Saving Silverman, That Thing You Do, Strange Wilderness, Joy Ride, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Reality Bites and so munch more. He joined us on the show today to talk about his new movie called "She Dances" which is out in theaters NOW! We had a chance to screen it and we loved it, hopefull...

Today’s brand new episode is a full review of 1995’s Casino.  We give it the modern-day, scene by scene treatment and we ask the important questions.   Is Ginger the villain or is Sam just an idiot?   Is this Joe Pesci’s greatest role?  Are Ace and Nicky actually good dads?  Is Casino just Goodfellas Part 2?  Tune in and Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:30...

Our friend Kevin Clancy - aka KFCBarstool- joins us today.   We wanted to revisit Dumb and Dumber.  How does it hold up 30+ years later?  Why aren’t they making comedies like this anymore?  Is the 90s truly the best time for music and movies?  Is Jim Carrey ok?  Why hasn’t Cam Neely addressed his cameo as Seabass?  We tackle all this and more.  Enjoy! If you would like to go back to our FULL blown...

You would think that a hockey movie starring Burt Reynolds and Russell Crowe would be a slam dunk, right?  We are going to find out on today’s brand new episode.  Is Mystery Alaska one of the most underrated sports movies ever?  Is Little Richard the best national anthem singer?  Could you live in a town where the only things to do are play hockey and fornicate? •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 -...

A few episodes back, we each brought 20 movies to the table to come up with our 60 most rewatchable movies of the 21st century. That was good but it wasn’t good enough. It’s time to rank them from #60 to #1. It’s going to get a little cutthroat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 of the hosts love this movie, 1 not so much.  Is this the best adaptation of The Punisher?  Is John Travolta sleep-walking thru this one?  What kind of rent was Frank paying for an apartment with its own hidden elevator compartment?  Is Rebecca Romijn still married to Stamos?  We tackle all the hard-hitting questions in a scene by scene review! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of fir...

We have been getting some great messages, questions and comments lately, so we thought it would be a good time to read them and react. Join us on this special brunch where we answer YOUR questions. There are some funny ones and some very heartfelt ones. If you want to reach out for a future episode, consider joining our patreon at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast or leaving us a voicemail at 3...

In this episode, we dive into David Fincher’s The Social Network and unpack how a spite-fueled college project turned into the platform that basically controls how the world talks.  Did Mark Zuckerberg actually steal Facebook from the Winklevoss twins?  Was Edwardo a loyal friend who got screwed, or a cautious businessman who didn’t fully commit and still walked away with more than he deserved?  S...

We had the honor of speaking with one of our heroes and you will love this conversation. Ernie Reyes Jr. from Surf Ninjas, TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze and much more joins us on today's episode. It's no secret that we absolutely loved seeing him on screen as kids. Ernie shares some stories about why Surf Ninjas became a cult classic, how TMNT launched his career and what he is up to now. Enjoy the i...

We close out the month of love with a touching tale about friendship.  True love isn’t just between romantic partners-  no no no.  It can also be between two friends.   And the best kind of friend is the one who has the power to give you free things like giant, out of date entertainment systems, a risk-free night with an escort and of course the most incredible gift of all.... Free cable.    Join...

What are the most rewatchable movies of the last 25 years. Could you pick 20? Could you pick 60? On today's episode, Mike, Sean and AJ fantasy draft a list of 60. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices