Super Sister Signs

We finally talk about Libra season and the cuties who value justice and beauty over all  <3 We also get a big LORE DROP from Juanita (I won’t spoil it) andBrooke embarrasses herself at geography; we draw tarot cards for the upcoming week, to various degrees of joy and frustration; and if you listen til the end you’ll hear the tale of Brooke’s latest puke 🤢 ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Si...

WE’RE BACK!!!! Sorry we went on a little surprise vacation 🫣 But we rise again with a gentle catch-up episode!  Juanita recounts recounts our shared Capricorn and Cancer moment of the week; Brooke sets the record straight about Practical Magic 2; we discuss plastic surgery and how living in Hollywood has influenced our ~beauty routines~ and we get hype about Resident Evil (but no spoilers b/c Bro...

We want our cute sweaters back!!!! Tune in to hear Juanita's harrowing tale of her journey home, catch up with us and pull some cards, and hear our thoughts on the Love Island reunion. ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) You can also find full-length video versions of the...

We're BACK and there is MUCH to discuss: ugly boy games, Juanita's time on set, re-watching Scandoval with new eyes, Brooke leaning into her Cancer sensibilities against all odds, and we even do a special TASTE TEST so stay tuned until the end :) ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate an...

We cover a LOT in this episode: color theory, how to pronounce Zendaya’s name, a circleback on the Satan stuff — what did Jesus do when he came out of the tomb though? — the solar eclipse / new moon / meteor shower combo, and even a dash of the MCU. Tune in to hear it all!! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don&#39...

This week, we discuss very little astrology but very much LA traffic and skin problems and eye patches and movies and more, more, MORE! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠...

This week, we start off by tackling Jupiter’s cazimi in Leo and what the heck it could possibly mean for us!! We discuss the power of scheduled naps, how Juanita can never drown, Brooke gets really emotional about a dive bar in Big Bear, and we both lament about our frequently-reversed tarot card pulls. And that’s only the first part of the episode!!! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Sign...

After we discuss the energetic and firey beginning of Leo season and the end of Mercury's retrograde journey through Cancer, Juanita updates us all on how her performance review went this week 👀 IYKYK!!!! Brooke also tells a gross story (you can skip it if you want) and both girls mildly scream about Next Gen NYC. Episode descriptions are a spoiler-free zone...but tune in because this is a JU...

Strap in star babies, this one’s a doozy!! We’ve got MORE Mercury retrograde updates, we discuss the astrological compatibility of the Love Island Season 8 Winners (go Brinity!!! 💕), and we obviously discuss our Cancer + Capricorn moments of the week (respectively). ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forg...

We talk about Venus moving into Virgo; Mercury’s current ~retrograde~ through Cancer (and the ghosts of our past who she hath wrought upon us!!!!!!!); Brooke gets a chance to show off her PI skills; Juanita gets mad at work; and in the spirit of rejecting perfectionism in creative projects, we are releasing this episode half a day late. Enjoy! ✨✨✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every...

Honestly, we mostly talk about Love Island this episode. (With a liiiitle retrograde warning / reminder thrown in at the end!) If you don’t watch Love Island, we’re sorry (that you aren’t watching Love Island) BUT we talk about some other stuff in this episode too. I think??? I can’t remember 🏝️🏝️🏝️ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to...

Welcome to Cancer Season!!!!! Brooke screams about her womb’s betrayal, Juanita considers being open to having a good time even if she doesn’t want to do something, we beg to know how non-Americans are staying hydrated (tbh, how anyone is staying hydrated) and MORE (but barely). Tune the heck in! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you lis...

Since Brooke’s birthday is coming up, the episode this week is oops - all birthdays! We talk about our personal experience with birthdays and play a loose knock-or-block style game around birthday traditions. Tune in to celebrate! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) You can also...

** Please excuse the audio for the first ten-ish minutes of the episode! It gets better, we promise! ** We’ve got a LOT to cover this week:  Brooke tells the harrowing tale of her big fall; Juanita cries about how everything is making her cry (kind of giving ~grief~); we both wonder about how wedding expectations are changing, especially at the intersection of millennialism and queerness; Brooke g...

Brooke and Juanita are somewhere between “go to bed, honey” and “get it done, bitch” this week as they celebrate and prepare for the return of Love Island and Pride month 💕 Brooke sharpens her crab claws, Juanita yells at a man, and they wonder: how much of the same stuff are you supposed to like in a romantic relationship? Also: the humiliating experience of being a straight woman in public. Tun...

We’re back on schedule baby! Some highlight from this week’s ep: The tarot tells Brooke, once more, to “get up and get into it, bitch’” Juanita expresses her fear that hats make her look like both a loser and an imposter. Both women take a moment to acknowledge a respect Demi Lovato’s talent as a vocalist, and discuss the different ways they used imagination while growing up as as only children. C...

We are feeling super chatty this week…which must mean it’s GEMINI SEASON! We discuss topics such as: the return of speed dating, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the desire to have your partner do stuff without asking, Orc Nation, who is paying on a first date, and honestly one million other things so just listen to find out ok?? ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotif...

It's a short one this week, folks! Brooke and Juanita reflect on their Astro Tarot card pulls from last week and gab a little bit about the new moon in Taurus. Brooke shares a recent story about a Cancerian grudge and Juanita reflects on her Capricorn/Virgo placements showing up at speed dating. Tune in to hear it all!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify...

Whew! It's been a minute! Catch up with your favorite astro-besties Brooke and Juanita as they discuss their spring break and spring break- ups , reveal their new tarot deck, parse out a wedding etiquette dilemma, and sooo much more. ✨ ✨ ✨ Catch new episodes of Super Sister Signs every Friday, in Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts. (Don't forget to rate and subscribe!) Y...

Please join us for our SEASON ONE FINALE!!! This week, we catch up with our old friend and special guest synth-pop-star and Pisces-fairy-princess Bbgail !  There is a lot of improvised song, discussion of Saturn returns, and honestly less crying than expected??? We REALLY get into the astrology + magic of it all as we celebrate Bbgail’s 30th birthday LIVE on the podcast, do her card pull and talk...

Juanita reveals a great Capricorn skill, Brooke tells a tale of friendship rage, Juanita requests help with an urgent issue, and sooo much more. Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you ha...

This week, Brooke and Juanita discuss the challenges of the ocean that is Pisces season, revel in their recent trip to the Magic Castle, and share both a positive and a negative Scream. Plus, Juanita gets a visit from an old friend…..Tune in to hear it all and MORE?! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-...

We talk eclipse season, we talk Scream 7 (no spoilers), we talk legacy board games -- we talk about it all this week. Tune in already!! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You can also find full-length video versions of the pod on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! 📹  If you have a question for our cosmic counsel,...

In this week’s PACKED episode, Brooke learns about the DaVinci Code, Juanita admits she is open to being wrong about something, Brooke breaks down the big astrological happenings — Jupiter in Cancer and the big Neptune / Saturn conjunction, anyone?! — and Juanita shares an exciting update from her creative life! Tune in to hear it all! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Sp...

Better late than never!!! This week, Brooke and Juanita introduce a new segment of the podcast (thank you, tarot!), get sidetracked trying to remember old Chicago improv theaters, and reminisce over their visit with Juanita’s (24-year-old) niece <3 Tune in to hear it all — and more! ✨ ✨ ✨ Please rate and subscribe to Super Sister Signs on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. You...